A Physical Adept, a Shaman, and a Street Mage were taking a whizz in a public restroom.
The Adept finished first, and proceeded to scrub his hands thoroughly, to the elbow, saying, "We Adepts have learned to keep our bodies pure and clean."
The Shaman finished next, and barely wet his fingertips saying, "We Shamans have learned to respect Mother Earth and preserve her resources."
The Street Mage zipped up and headed for the door, saying, "Us Mages have learned not to piss on our hands."