Wouldn't this be a juicy dark secret?
For those who don't want to link, here's the text from the wire report in my local paper:
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I've been meaning to post this for almost a month, but here goes.
Wouldn't this be a juicy dark secret?
For those who don't want to link, here's the text from the wire report in my local paper:
Wouldn't this be a juicy dark secret?
For those who don't want to link, here's the text from the wire report in my local paper:
Oh man! That would SUCK!!
You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls.
| QUOTE (Dax) |
| You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls. |
Heh.
Oh, heh, yeah, I recall the original articles about his beatdown and arrest. I sent the article around to my friends.
That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls?
"Hey, don't I know you?"
"Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff."
"No, no. I've seen you before."
"I have common features..."
"I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!"
That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls?
"Hey, don't I know you?"
"Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff."
"No, no. I've seen you before."
"I have common features..."
"I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!"
| QUOTE (Dax) |
| You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls. |
Yeah, they're almost as tough as the Girl Scouts.
| QUOTE (Cray74) |
| Oh, heh, yeah, I recall the original articles about his beatdown and arrest. I sent the article around to my friends. That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls? "Hey, don't I know you?" "Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff." "No, no. I've seen you before." "I have common features..." "I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!" |
Oh man, this whole thread should get moved to the "Laughs in the Shadows" Thread.
Well, Catholic School girls gotta do something to protect themselves, otherwise the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise. 
| QUOTE (Nikoli) |
| Well, Catholic School girls gotta do something to protect themselves, otherwise the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise. |
Heh. Good point.
| QUOTE (Nikoli) |
| the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise |
Or slither naughtily over them, as it were.
Judging from anime, just that seems to happen rather frequently.... 
Only if their uniforms resemble sailor suits.
The Abstruse One
The Abstruse One
So is the dark secret that you're a sexual pervert or that you go the snot beaten out of you by school girls?
This'd probably be a case of taking dark secret twice, and police record for good measure.
As it happens: Yes, 5 catholic schoolgirls probably could take-out a failrly hard troll under the shadowrun system. Figure hockey sticks into the equation and the troll dosen't stand a chance.
As it happens: Yes, 5 catholic schoolgirls probably could take-out a failrly hard troll under the shadowrun system. Figure hockey sticks into the equation and the troll dosen't stand a chance.
Indeed they could. Friends in melee is a powerful modifier.
Whirling and sissy slapping negates friends in melee.
Also there's that extra appendage to add to the whole fracas
Also there's that extra appendage to add to the whole fracas
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