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Hocus Pocus
me likely elf porn wink.gif
nezumi
QUOTE (Hocus Pocus)
me likely elf porn wink.gif

Yes, I believe a thread dead for two weeks really had to be brought up for this simple sentiment.

(Oh oh, now I'm bad for bringing back a thread everyone had quietly ignored for twelve hours...)
Aku
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?

mm double hawtness
nezumi
I question if any porn involving two elves ISN'T lesbian. Real men don't look like overgrown twelve-year-olds.
Aku
yes, but regardless of that fact, the bits and peices have to not fit each other for it to be lesbian p0rn
Hocus Pocus
lesbian elf porn, now there is a thought lick.gif
SL James
QUOTE (Aku)
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?

mm double hawtness

One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.
hyzmarca
QUOTE (Aku)
yes, but regardless of that fact, the bits and peices have to not fit each other for it to be lesbian p0rn

It depends on how one defines "not fit" Tongues fit in certain places fairly well and tribadism works out quite nicely.
Aku
Well, in this case, i'm defininf it as trying to fit the round slot inside the round slot...
TheNarrator
That's what the word "tribadism" means.

See, Wikipedia knows! (mildly NSFW)
Aku
hmm, interesting, well, that covers my ration of sketch-porn for my friday night....

but perhaps the misunderstanding is in the bits and pieces part, although, i never remember who has bits and who has pieces...
nezumi
QUOTE (TheNarrator)
That's what the word "tribadism" means.

See, Wikipedia knows! (mildly NSFW)

Better than dictionary.com - "a homosexual practice among women which attempts to simulate heterosexual intercourse; a lesbian"

Boy, thanks!

(BTW, do *NOT* open the wikipedia link at work)
Sicarius
did in fact open at work. (on the weekend, no body round)...

now for a few moments of brower history cleaning.

TheNarrator
The acronym "NSFW" stands for "Not Safe For Work". It's pretty commonly used.
hyzmarca
If that little drawing gets you in trouble at work I strongly recomend not looking up the Wikipedia entry on Pan.
nezumi
(Sorry, not familiar with NSFW. I check Dave Barry's blog where he uses another, longer acronym that, failing all else, gets your attention better.)

"Pan is a type of cookware and bakeware" says wikipedia. I hope my boss isn't looking ;P
ShadowDragon8685
QUOTE (SL James)
QUOTE (Aku @ Oct 7 2005, 09:04 AM)
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?

mm double hawtness

One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.

Ummmmm. Could you help a chummer out with a page number, there? I just flipped through the SSG, coulden't find any make-outage. The closest I could find was the elf woman leaning against the big hairy (possibly troll) guy's chest, looking all sad and all.
blakkie
QUOTE (nezumi @ Oct 10 2005, 06:33 AM)
"Pan is a type of cookware and bakeware" says wikipedia.  I hope my boss isn't looking ;P

I think he might have been refering to the mythology version where there is a sculpture depicting a questionable....animal husbandry technique. dead.gif
Nikoli
Keep in mind, if it is of an educational nature, it is not pornographic. No employer shy of maybe the 700 club could nay-say an entry in an encyclopedia as the intent of the entry was not to stimulate but rather to inform and the only way to really get the right image would be a tasteful sketch drawing.
They can ask that you not do further research, but they cannot punish you for a one time transgression.
caramel frappucino
I'll say that constantly getting weird looks from all your coworkers for the remainder of your stay at that workplace is enough of a punishment.
Aku
"whats the matter Bob? So desperate you need to look at sketcho-porn?"
SL James
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Oct 10 2005, 06:40 AM)
QUOTE (SL James @ Oct 7 2005, 04:22 PM)
QUOTE (Aku @ Oct 7 2005, 09:04 AM)
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?

mm double hawtness

One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.

Ummmmm. Could you help a chummer out with a page number, there? I just flipped through the SSG, coulden't find any make-outage. The closest I could find was the elf woman leaning against the big hairy (possibly troll) guy's chest, looking all sad and all.

I made a mistake. It's page 114 of SOTA 2063.

It's an elf and ork in Sprawl Survival Guide, BTW.
Hocus Pocus
I need to buy this book simply for the lesbians
SL James
Well, the genetech stuff doesn't hurt much, either. But neither are in this book. They're in the previous State of the Art.
nezumi
Haha, now all the suckers who just bought the SSG have to buy a SECOND book to get their lesbian elf porn fix.

Or they could just rent some hentai already and admit they're freaks.
crimson ronin
some people need ANOTHER hobby! rpg is fantasy BUT cmon guys!
Fortune
Alternately, some people need a sense of humor! ohplease.gif
Hocus Pocus
Lesbian elf hentai?
Westiex
Careful there, we don't want any dumpshock users to have nosebleeds.
Hocus Pocus
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Westiex
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