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Same picture as used in the April Fool's Day joke as an illustration of where SR D20 was going. eek.gif
Ol' Scratch
That's not elf porn. Those are humans.
Lagdor
And the pic was also used in the second Germany-sourcebook.
I don't know whether that was published in English or not.
Fresno Bob
Now I must buy this book. Or at least thumb to that page at the store.
JongWK
I find hilarious that a 3-post thread like this had been seen 528 times before I did. Must be the eye-catching title. nyahnyah.gif
Cynic project
Not at all.Elf porn is not eye catching at all.I want elf porn!
Blacken
mmmm. elf pr0n.
Wonazer
Is it just me or does anyone else find it interesting that prostitution, gangs, drugs, murder and such is referenced in the book, but there is no mention of porn anywhere...
Aku
well, there ARE BTL's, of which i assumed most were porn like experiences...
Wonazer
Well, before I got cleaned up and had kids and such, I ran the gamut of drugs. While it can be said that each drug has a unique effect and each person's reaction will be unique; in my experience, drugs > pr0n, pr0n <> sex and sex > all.

I married a junkie who later told me that sex was overrated. I'm divorced now. Go figure.
Aku
well, i guess i should clarify... by porn like experience, i ment more like being in the porn, having the sex, but not needing the (consenting or otherwise) partner
Wonazer
I know. I was just being facetious. =)
Aku
that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex?
Fortune
QUOTE (Aku)
that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex?

... and Drugs > Porn! nyahnyah.gif biggrin.gif
Grinder
eek.gif biggrin.gif
hahnsoo
Geriatric German Grandmas spanking Spanish men?
Nikoli
I think I saw that in my junk folder last night
Wonazer
QUOTE (Aku)
that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex?

I may have mistaken the symbols... Would != be more appropriate?
Aku
i dont think so, for by saying sex > than all, than porn can't even be = sex, because then sex isn't > porn
Jrayjoker
Just what I always wanted, a boolean elf-porn thread...
Grinder
QUOTE (Aku)
i dont think so, for by saying sex > than all, than porn can't even be = sex, because then sex isn't > porn

You know, we used to push around people like you back in my school days biggrin.gif and called them "smarty". Like Martin at The Simpsons. wink.gif
nezumi
QUOTE (Fortune)
QUOTE (Aku @ Sep 20 2005, 03:08 AM)
that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex?

... and Drugs > Porn! nyahnyah.gif biggrin.gif

Perhaps the statement would be more accurate as:

drugs > sex
sex > all
set drugs (mutually exclusive) set good boolean logic skills


Aku
QUOTE (Grinder)
QUOTE (Aku @ Sep 19 2005, 08:06 PM)
i dont think so, for by saying sex > than all, than porn can't even be = sex, because then sex isn't > porn

You know, we used to push around people like you back in my school days biggrin.gif and called them "smarty". Like Martin at The Simpsons. wink.gif

yea, but unlike martin ever will be, i've had a woman lol
Grinder
rotfl.gif

Point for you. smile.gif
Wonazer
Maybe I am losing my mind, Aku. But I could have sworn...

> Greater than
>= Greater than or equal to
< Less than
<= Less than or equal to
= Equal to
<> Not equal to

So...

2>1, 1<>3 and 3>1, 3>2
d>p, p<>s and s>p, s>d

How does that not make sense?
Aku
hmm, perhaps it's my mind thats gone lost, i thought <> was another form of equal too.....
Wonazer
Well, we are both lost. We are continuing to post, offtopic, in a thread about Elf Porn... LOL
PBTHHHHT
*puts down his latest copy of Orks Gone Wild*

Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.
Fortune
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
t's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.

That's because you'd be traumatized for life!
Wonazer
QUOTE (Fortune)
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT @ Sep 20 2005, 12:56 PM)
t's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.

That's because you'd be traumatized for life!

Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it. Troll (Giant) males and Elf females....
Fortune
Pass! I prefer my Elf Porn pure.
toturi
Pure elf porn... ahhhh! Personally I prefer SURGED elf pussies. meeeow! love.gif nyahnyah.gif
Grinder
QUOTE (Nindaru)
Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it. Troll (Giant) males and Elf females....

Or the other way... do you know the episode of Futurama, when they discovered the planet of the Giant Amazones? Death by Snu-Snu. rotfl.gif
Aku
i'm not lost just very...very... desperate... i dont even know if elf porn COULD save me at this point...
PBTHHHHT
QUOTE (Grinder)
QUOTE (Nindaru @ Sep 20 2005, 07:03 AM)
Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it.  Troll (Giant) males and Elf females....

Or the other way... do you know the episode of Futurama, when they discovered the planet of the Giant Amazones? Death by Snu-Snu. rotfl.gif

Aye! So it's time to have giant females going at it with elf males!
Nikoli
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.
Traks
QUOTE
*puts down his latest copy of Orks Gone Wild*

Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.


So very true, man, so very true words. More avantgarde prefer Trolls, especially greek variations. Ka-pow.

For sexy price of 6,99 we offer first half of great greek story "Troy", starting with goddesses arriving and seducing young ork Paris. Paris takes Helen, most beatiful trolless and escapes from feast, leaving angered elf goddesses. They then have sex with all elf and human heroes in the hall and instigate them to attack Troy where Paris is hiding. After arrival at Troy and unsuccesful siege they decided to make a horse and sneak in while their women, pretending to be captured slaves distract guards. After great and controversial ork-troll love scene comes battle, where trolls break in and find Paris dead, and Helen killing herself.

No story is more true than the sad story of Helen and Paris!
See for yourself, and tell your friends.
Grinder
QUOTE (Nikoli)
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too.
Wonazer
QUOTE (Fortune)
Pass! I prefer my Elf Porn pure.

Um, PURE?!? Somehow, that's the last word I would expect to hear on this topic... ROFL
PBTHHHHT
QUOTE (Grinder)
QUOTE (Nikoli @ Sep 20 2005, 09:12 PM)
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too.

That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. Unless you're trying to explain to all those folks who don't watch Futurama...

Hmmm... what other oddities. Night ones, they have fur on them. So seeing them without clothes just isn't nearly as... Maybe if you shave 'em completely... ok, now it's really getting disturbing, as it wasn't already. eek.gif
hyzmarca
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
QUOTE (Grinder @ Sep 20 2005, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE (Nikoli @ Sep 20 2005, 09:12 PM)
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too.

That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. Unless you're trying to explain to all those folks who don't watch Futurama...

Hmmm... what other oddities. Night ones, they have fur on them. So seeing them without clothes just isn't nearly as... Maybe if you shave 'em completely... ok, now it's really getting disturbing, as it wasn't already. eek.gif

Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time.
PBTHHHHT
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time.

And also the shaving fetishists too if they choose that route. eek.gif
Grinder
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males.

Sorry, didn't recognize the quote, i had watched the german translated version only.
Traks
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Sep 20 2005, 08:07 PM)
Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time.

And also the shaving fetishists too if they choose that route. eek.gif

If dressed in leather and high heels, they satisfy few other groups.
If they are shaved bald, few more.
If... no, don't read it and don't hink about it.
Lindt
And you are all perverts for thred nercomancy, booleen porn, and goddess only knows what else you where talking about before I got distracted by Night Elf surged catwomen who are shaved and wearing CFM boots...

Discuss.
Grinder
Come over and visit the Drop Bear thread. There you can talk about anything you want, we'll always find a link to the thread title. biggrin.gif
Fortune
Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask?
Wonazer
QUOTE (Fortune)
Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask?

There you go asking for *Pure* Porn again... Damn, man. Care to share that dictionary of yours? =)
hyzmarca
QUOTE (Nindaru)
QUOTE (Fortune @ Sep 21 2005, 02:29 PM)
Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask?

There you go asking for *Pure* Porn again... Damn, man. Care to share that dictionary of yours? =)

There are many different kinds of purity depending on one's frame of referance. Fortune desires racial purity, a concept that is best illustrated by this VG cats comic.

I'm pretty sure that racially pure elf porn involves incarcerated members of the Ancients sodomizing one another.
Fortune
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
I'm pretty sure that racially pure elf porn involves incarcerated members of the Ancients sodomizing one another.

Better'n lettin' any o' them Trogs do it! wink.gif
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