Full Version: What's in the bag sir?
| QUOTE (Enkeli) |
Toilet Paper...  |
Nah, bring along a couple of cheap paperback books - they serve double duty.
1) Entertainment
2) Toilet Paper
No, no...
No books, the paper is too rough for you`r fancy-a*s Shadowrunner butt.
No books, the paper is too rough for you`r fancy-a*s Shadowrunner butt.
Hey, if I'm going to be lugging all this around, I want everything to have at least double duty. This is turning into the mother of all combat packs.
| QUOTE (Enkeli) |
| No, no... No books, the paper is too rough for you`r fancy-a*s Shadowrunner butt. |
Well, push comes to shove, there's always the towel.
| QUOTE |
| Well, push comes to shove |
Is that a pun?
| QUOTE (Aes) |
| -Swiss Army knife/leatherman tool -Small electronics toolkit -Set of lockpicks -Glasscutter -Duct tape -Plastic handcuffs -Prepaid, disposable cellphones (Hard to trace, easy to distribute) -Spray bottle w. bleach (For blood stains) -Stim/Tranq/trauma patches -Saviour Adv. Medkit (like normal medkits, only better) -Certified credstick -Paper money/Corp script -Pack of cigs (One or more of them being plastic explosives wrapped in paper, another a wrapped detonator. Enough to take out a lightly reinforced door at least) -Lighter (Expensive one you could rely on to keep a flame going in a stiff wind) -Bottle of water -Ration bars -Chocolate bar (For bribing the street urchin or satisfying that 3AM craving) -Pocket secretary -Earplug cellphone/Micro transceiver w. encryption -Pocket Flashlight w. spare batteries -Fake ID/SINs as the situation warrants. Always at least one -Some good, thick plastic bags of generic make -Small pair of binoculars -A length of rope -Gecko gloves -Rebreather -Disposable chemseal suit in clear plastic (Yes, we have an evil GM) |
You could have a pretty good night in Vegas with all that stuff!
Good lord, guys. Don't forget the kitchen sink.
| QUOTE (DragginSPADE) |
| Good lord, guys. Don't forget the kitchen sink. |
Is it Dikoted?
| QUOTE (Reason) |
| You could have a pretty good night in Vegas with all that stuff! |
Nah, it is not even close to the real deal.
Survival kit contents according to Kong:
1 .45 automatic.
2 boxes of ammunition.
4 days' concentrated emergency rations.
1 drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills.
1 miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible.
100 dollars in rubles.
100 dollars in gold.
9 packs of chewing gum.
1 issue of prophylactics.
3 lipsticks.
3 pairs of nylon stockings
| QUOTE |
| 9 packs of chewing gum. 1 issue of prophylactics. 3 lipsticks. 3 pairs of nylon stockings |
So you can disguise yourself as a hooker....or so you can BE a hooker? Weird.
Yeah, but a hooker with a .45 automatic and a bible. Pretty scary if you ask me.
| QUOTE (psykotisk_overlegen) |
| Yeah, but a hooker with a .45 automatic and a bible. Pretty scary if you ask me. |
You realise that if Garth Ennis or Warren Ellis read this board, you've just handed them a new comic idea on a plate?
(Although Garth Ennis has already given us The Pro )
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