My first vote is for Lemming "Go, go, go!!"

Duck Billed Platypus

Dodo Bird

Tuna.

Sea Monkey

I gotta go with, hippo.

Poodle

edit: Hippo's are damn dangerous animals, dude!

Marmut

Dodo. Or peanut. Or broccoli.

Koala Bear

Daddy Long Legs

Hummingbird

Ameoba

Scarab.

Rabbit.

Toad.

Musk Ox.

Cockroach.

Cockroaches are some fraggin survivors, man. I don't think they would be a bad totem. Actually, aren't there already insect spirits of cockroaches?

Like Usagi Yojimbo?

Toaster!

Earwig, Silverfish, Earthworm, Sloth, Lichen, Jellyfish, Starfish

So far my favorites are Toaster and Lichen.

Of course, there's always Elvis!

Elvis is an Immortal Elf.

I'm more partial to Gray Alien clone.

Albatross.

Tapeworm shaman. Ew.

JaronK

I gotta go with Lemming myself - constantly has the urge to throw yourself off cliffs...or the Groundhog - only useful on Feburary 2nd.

And yes, there are already Cockroach spirits...it's an Insect Totem.

That isn't possible, as Shedim haven't come into the world as of yet.

My vote is for Skunk.

Kender

Tree Sloth

Chicken

Sea Bass (with or without frickin' lasers)

Peat Moss

Underwear Skid Marks

Athelete's Foot

Minnow especially if also take after the vessel of the same name

VD. Now there's some totem disadvantages.

Killer ninja coding monkeys. hehehe.

Um, how about chocobo? Or lama? nah, lamas are too cool. Um...carp? Crawdads? penguin?

On hippos, um I'd rather go up against a pissed off Rino.
On Koalas, see former staitment. Cutest things in the world, mean as hell under the right conditions.
Duck billed platapus....okay, yeah, they are the silly. However, the males also have spurs on their hind legs that carry a powerfull toxin. (used for mating I think.)

If Elvis can be a Totem, why not Ash (from the Evil Dead series)?

Bacon. I want to be bacon totem.

the only reason that you don't see more Bacon totem PCs is that They get eaten by GDs too quickly.

Okay, one of my players wants me to post this. (silly quite dan)

Beholder totum
+ to detection spells
+ to summoning watcher spirits.

Chibu says bacon totum, and frog.

Hmm... newt totum...

Pygmy Goat. Also known as the book destroying monster

Duck. For two years the damn thing ran up to me and pecked my ankles whenever I went outside

I hate my sister's pets.

New England Clam Chowder.....

Lint

Lice

Parakeet

Hamster

Gotta love the toaster shaman... Finally a use for my animate bread spell.

Well, they are ugly. maybe the need to stun the females to get any.

How about Crotch Fungus?