Mac Swift
Apr 28 2005, 04:38 PM
Hi there.
Barring a few posts this week, I've been gone from Dumpshock for, like, a few years. Now I return to see all this SR4 hype and it makes my head spin. Which may relate to me trying to read the whole SR4-forum in one go. I failed.
I used the search engine, but came up with no useful info so far. My question is: Will we finally know for sure whether we can have sex with our ally spirit? Maybe even more than one at a time? What ritual is needed? They said that magic would be changed, after all. Maybe Patrick can enlighten us on this point or maybe test it in play and report back. *g*
RangerJoe
Apr 28 2005, 05:48 PM
This also raises questions about the future of Dikote and the AVS....
Austere Emancipator
Apr 28 2005, 06:06 PM
QUOTE (Mac Swift) |
I used the search engine, but came up with no useful info so far. |
What, are you saying there have been no useful discussions about metahuman-ally spirit sexual intercourse?
Patrick Goodman
Apr 28 2005, 06:25 PM
QUOTE (Mac Swift) |
Maybe Patrick can enlighten us on this point or maybe test it in play and report back. *g* |
Or not....
Taki
Apr 28 2005, 06:28 PM
Do you think of terrestrial or astral love ???
for terrestrial, I should rely upon the spirit ability to find a medium like with possession, or to materialize.
Important issue tho.
doesn't people say love make all your dream come true ? (but even in dark sr world ???)
blakkie
Apr 28 2005, 07:30 PM
QUOTE (Taki) |
Do you think of terrestrial or astral love ??? for terrestrial, I should rely upon the spirit ability to find a medium like with possession, or to materialize. |
Too bad spirit allies don't have the ability to possess, otherwise the spirit ally could possess it's owner and he could go .... himself.
Chibu
Apr 28 2005, 07:33 PM
Personally, when having sex (wether human, spirit, plant or even one's own self) our rule is to roll and open success test (TN 4) on Quickness (it's defaulting to Sex but, no one has that skill, the TN for that would be 2 or 3) and the number of successes determines how well it worked.
0 successes: "Are you done yet?"
1 success: "Eh, it was alright..."
2-3 successes: "So, what are you doing tomorrow night?"
4 or more: "So, do you have anything planned for the next week?"
those would be typical responses.
In fact, My adept character had sex with a Free Forest Spirit (names ShadowFox, She has Human Form) the last time we ran. She got 5 successes, my character got 4. So, over all everyone had a good time.
Garland
Apr 28 2005, 07:57 PM
Too much info there, probably.
Cynic project
Apr 28 2005, 08:11 PM
Look, rules for sex in game is like rules for hair color in game. I mean, if you want to have them, go for it, but I don't see the point, as both a at best plot hooks.
Look, a red head..look a blonde..Look I slept with the blond. Yes, plot hooks can end up being fun and interesting, but in these cases you should just use story to get the point across. Yes, you had fun, and he liked it to. Wait, he didn't like it. You wake up alone. In any case it should be up to the GM player and maybe to some small part the group.
RunnerPaul
Apr 28 2005, 08:12 PM
QUOTE (Mac Swift) |
My question is: Will we finally know for sure whether we can have sex with our ally spirit? |
Wasn't the official word on this in the Sprawl Survival Guide?
Garland
Apr 28 2005, 08:16 PM
I kind of figured this topic was flypaper for jokes rather than posted out of a real desire for an official answer.
Not that this is a bad thing.
Mortax
Apr 28 2005, 09:04 PM
QUOTE (Mac Swift @ Apr 28 2005, 11:38 AM) |
My question is: Will we finally know for sure whether we can have sex with our ally spirit? |
QUOTE |
(Cynic project) Look, rules for sex in game is like rules for hair color in game. I mean, if you want to have them, go for it, but I don't see the point, as both a at best plot hooks.
|
Um, he was making a joke. I don't think anything in this post can be taken too seriously. Lighten up.
Cynic project
Apr 28 2005, 09:16 PM
QUOTE (Mortax) |
Um, he was making a joke. I don't think anything in this post can be taken too seriously. Lighten up. |
Did you miss my name?
mfb
Apr 28 2005, 09:26 PM
QUOTE (Chibu) |
it's defaulting to Sex but, no one has that skill |
speak for yourself!
Mac Swift
Apr 28 2005, 09:36 PM

RunnerPaul, I'd have to look the SSG up. Anyway, the best publication on those problems is the Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Everyone knows that. On the off-chance that you've never read it, you can get it
here.
mfb
Apr 28 2005, 09:38 PM
what mac is trying to say is, "cguck you!"
Req
Apr 28 2005, 09:58 PM
QUOTE (Mac Swift) |

RunnerPaul, I'd have to look the SSG up. Anyway, the best publication on those problems is the Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. |
Wrong. The best publication on these problems is stabbing yourself in the face.
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 28 2005, 10:03 PM
QUOTE (Chibu @ Apr 28 2005, 12:33 PM) |
Personally, when having sex (wether human, spirit, plant or even one's own self) our rule is to roll and open success test (TN 4) on Quickness (it's defaulting to Sex but, no one has that skill, the TN for that would be 2 or 3) and the number of successes determines how well it worked. |
Wow. There are so many things that come to my mind when I read that, although taking Req's advice about stabbing myself in the face first is actually more preferrable to continuing to think about finishing the sentence, "Make me forget..."
Mac Swift
Apr 28 2005, 10:12 PM
Well, I guess that if men could "stab themselves in the face", most of them would.
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 28 2005, 10:23 PM
Seriously, though, Shadowpr0n is the most evil, disturbing thing one can do in this game. I'm as big a fan of sex and porn as probably anyone here, but I'd be more comfortable torturing babies in front of their parents than RP'ing that shit.
mfb
Apr 28 2005, 10:43 PM
make me forget i ever heard that line tonight.
Mac Swift
Apr 28 2005, 11:31 PM
Crimsondude, I'm totally with you on that one. Well, one time, way back in our AD&D times, we actually used some of the rules to figure out how long my inocent thief could "last" with the drow priest. He'd be killed afterwards, so the others needed to know how long they had to come up with a rescue plan. But we didn't roleplay that. *g* But there sure is some interesting stuff in that book. For example, if smoking and alcohol are bad during pregnancy, what will repeated manaball-abuse do to the child?
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 29 2005, 12:45 AM
What made that one so bad was the fact that there was a whole page of dice rolls for the sex.
Req
Apr 29 2005, 01:16 AM
"Wand of Vibration."
Indeed.
mfb
Apr 29 2005, 01:46 AM
QUOTE (Mac Swift) |
For example, if smoking and alcohol are bad during pregnancy, what will repeated manaball-abuse do to the child? |
create endless opportunities for hilarity among his classmates, i'd imagine.
Jon Szeto
Apr 29 2005, 03:19 AM
Wow. Six full weeks have passed since the announcement before this question was finally asked.
Somebody owes me some money.
Fortune
Apr 29 2005, 03:50 AM
QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0 @ Apr 29 2005, 08:23 AM) |
Seriously, though, Shadowpr0n is the most evil, disturbing thing one can do in this game. I'm as big a fan of sex and porn as probably anyone here, but I'd be more comfortable torturing babies in front of their parents than RP'ing that shit. |
I was once on a long-distance road trip with one of the players in my game, and being bored, we decided to do a little role-playing while driving. Well, the guy ended up wanting to role-play (not act out!) the entire act of seducing his mother and all the complications involved.

It was his car, but I was driving, and he was quite insistant. Needless to say, I was sorely tempted to just stop the car and abandon him deep in the middle of the Australian outback. Never again!
Wounded Ronin
Apr 29 2005, 03:54 AM
QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0) |
Seriously, though, Shadowpr0n is the most evil, disturbing thing one can do in this game. I'm as big a fan of sex and porn as probably anyone here, but I'd be more comfortable torturing babies in front of their parents than RP'ing that shit. |
I've done that to freak people out before. It's fun to deadpan and keep narrating and see whether or not they break down.
RunnerPaul
Apr 29 2005, 03:56 AM
QUOTE (Jon Szeto) |
Wow. Six full weeks have passed since the announcement before this question was finally asked.
Somebody owes me some money. |
Was this a one-on-one bet, or was there an office pool going?
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 29 2005, 04:08 AM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0 @ Apr 28 2005, 05:23 PM) | Seriously, though, Shadowpr0n is the most evil, disturbing thing one can do in this game. I'm as big a fan of sex and porn as probably anyone here, but I'd be more comfortable torturing babies in front of their parents than RP'ing that shit. |
I've done that to freak people out before. It's fun to deadpan and keep narrating and see whether or not they break down.
|
I meant IRL.
Although if you have, my hat's off to you.
Pthgar
Apr 29 2005, 04:43 AM
QUOTE (Jon Szeto @ Apr 28 2005, 11:19 PM) |
Wow. Six full weeks have passed since the announcement before this question was finally asked.
Somebody owes me some money. |
All the lurking and this you post for?! Please, tell us something cool about SR4 to make up for this stale piece of cheese topic.
mfb
Apr 29 2005, 05:03 AM
well, it's the only chapter of SR4 he's really interested in. same for the rest of the freelancers, really. hell, when i was putting together my submission for SOTA:65, it was only so i could get a shot at writing a section on ally spirit sex!
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 29 2005, 05:04 AM
Clearly.
Damn kids and their edit post function.
blakkie
Apr 29 2005, 05:18 PM
Default to Quickness?!?!?

That's just going to lead to a lot of unfulfilled expectations.
Edward
Apr 29 2005, 05:31 PM
Actually we have played it that sexual prowess is a specialisation of athletics.
Edward
hahnsoo
Apr 29 2005, 05:57 PM
QUOTE (Edward) |
Actually we have played it that sexual prowess is a specialisation of athletics.
Edward |
It's a Performance Knowledge skill. Which means Adepts can buy Improved Ability dice at 0.25 per die.
Nikoli
Apr 29 2005, 08:04 PM
That explains a lot of the Porn stars...
Crimsondude 2.0
Apr 30 2005, 02:04 AM
QUOTE (Mac Swift @ Apr 28 2005, 02:36 PM) |
Anyway, the best publication on those problems is the Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. Everyone knows that. On the off-chance that you've never read it, you can get it here. |
I paged through it without really reading it, but now I want to take a shower to clean all the filth off of my eyeballs, or maybe I just need a good eye-gouging.
Eww.
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