Dude, now that Critias's is back, let the flame wars begin. I was getting worried about the lack of vitality around here, unholy and firey as it is.

haha

I forgot you made the All Your Base one. That is hilarious, especially how you got the byline.

Oh, and the Terry Tate one. That's just awesome, although as I mostly GM now I prefer the one that was posted a long time ago, "I am the Gamemaster: Evil is my job."

Meh. Most of my hate's dribbled away (or, rather, balled up deep inside), and I'm pretty much just full of apathy, lately. I mean, sarcastic apathy (which I guess is close to cynicism), but not that same old fun-filled spite, so much. Plus Gencon, and two week's vacation, is just around the corner, so I'm in kind of a good mood.

Your feelings are not important to me.

Just bring the damned funny you beautiful, brilliant bastard.

...and welcome back.

I know! Let's provoke him!

*picks up a stick and starts poking Critias*

No, FanGirl!
BAD!

*Takes FanGirl's stick and replaces it with a homemade cattle prod hooked up to an electric fence transformer.*

Continue.

All that does is make them afraid. If you want rage, all you have to do is put them together, and they will butt heads for dominance of... I have no fucking clue.

Untrained skill checks

That last one makes me chuckle ha ha

Plot

So nobody told you?

I assume it's Cheerleader Ninjas.

DOA: Dead or Alive. I got the image from Rotten Tomatoes.

Someone should do a cheerleader ninjas poster, then.

Ta-dah!

Once again, with feeling!

Here's the first movie's website, by the way.

Good Stuff!

cheerleader ninjas?!
Dang, well I guess it's okay, I mean they did spawn off a successful franchise of cheerleader vampire slayers before so weirder things have happened...

Bravo.

Hey, I saw some new SR posters on rpg.net, but I was wondering if anyone was doing their own posters like Crimsondude's, as opposed to general "Shadowrun: Blah blah blabity blah blah."

I'm just in a non-smartass mood to try at the moment, though.

I guess not.

Here's one I thought up.
Resources

Not shadowrun, but there's some good ones: http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_..._trek_insp.html

O_O OMGROFLMMFGDAO

Here's one someone could do:

Mindprobes: It's not the Vulcan Mind Meld.

No matter where you go, They Are With You.

Lone Star Motivator
3rd Ed Motivator

Nooooo!!!!! Don't do it!!!

<<<Dive for cover in case this thread turns into another SR3 vs. SR4 debacle>>>

/me shoots emo in the head with her Pred 4 and tosses his body over the barriers into the SR3 Zone as a peace offering.

*throws it back*

We don't want your garbage here.

We don't want him here either.

Hey, I have an idea...

/me mails emo's body to Wizards of the Coast.

... postage-due.

You killed my friend!

*Steals Emo's body back from WOTC, pulls him out of the box, throws her head back, and yells*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/me uses the distraction to slip in and rewrite the next ruleset to include an apology from WOTC for being money-centered egomaniacs who can't write a good ruleset to save their pitiful excuses for unlives.

d20's not that bad. It beats nWoD.

And Warwick Davis is taller than Verne Troyer.

Yeah, well, I don't have any rocket launchers lying around, so I can't exactly visit them to correct the problem.

Vehicle construction rules

I prefer the one of the Lamborghini with the jet engine attached to it.

This one isn't from RPG.net, just from some random collection of internet generated motivationals, but it is a perfect shadowrun poster all the same:
Redundancy