And people ask me why I'm always wearing a shirt and a tie.
That, right there? THAT'S why. Because I look good in it.

lingire store robberis? dunno what ya talking about but if it's taking langiere it can't be all bad!

-yes we can help our fellow losers. Love? love is for saps! now sex, that is a whole nother ball o wax




well of course! we are geeky, virgin, losers! totaly insecure with our inablility to have sex with chicks, are lack of personal hygine, and are living in our parents' basement! we desparately need validation wherever we can find it.



wait guys. wearing a shrit and tie? so that is the key? what about my star wars jammies? or my LARP Iron Man suit? or my life size cardboard cut outs of the cast of LOTR? (caution: the cut outs of the women may smell a little...."peculiar") surely these are the qualities that drive women wild?

yes... it can...

why would he carry a sword? since he is a shaman should he just twitch his fingers for a spell? or at the very least a staff? is he aspected?

My hygine is fine, I have my own house and absolutley no interest in sex with another woman.

Don't go breaking down his illusions. You have no idea what might break next.

When I get t3h monay, can you do my taxes?

wait,wait,wait,wait,wait....stop da presses! STOP DA PRESSES!

absolutely NO intereste whatsoever?!?!?!?

jimminey crickets don't knock it till ya try it! ya gotta open yerself up ta new experiences m'kay? don't wanna be a social hermit crab whever the issue pops up. You'll be a more well rounded irrudite individual, concomitant with an expeirence that would give yer better half the wowza of a life time that lucky dog!l I'm so jealous!!


oh an hygine is overrated and i dunno about you but my mortgage is taking me up the tailpipe but good.

Knowing SF, I would guess the next thing to get broken is Hocus' knee caps.

Because that, of course, would be the logical and rational response to light-hearted banter in the internet.

Right, a drop bear attack would be far more appropriate.

It's all good! IRL foxy and I are the absolute bestist of buds! why just the other day we were gabbing for hours about nothing as we are want to do. Oh how the english patient was so heartfelt! titanic! so tragic and romantic!. then we have a good cry, then talk about boys about brad pitt so dreamy, and weird al yankovic so manly!. By then we have a conferance call with our other gal pals, DLN amoung them, and we chat away like hens till the wee hours, often braking out in song and dance, something like this . like omg! totally bestest BFFs we all are!

So your avatar reflects how you dress in real life?

oh snap!

truthisly

if my avatar fit my irl appearance, (being that I'm a geek who plays campagin games as we all are) I'd have to find one that shows a 400 pound balding virgin guy who lives in his parents basement at 40 years of age, crater faced with dorky glasses, asthematic, pocket protector, terrible hygine, clams up while talking to women cause i don't know how to, in my star trek/star wars/ lord of the rings' clothes. If i can find one that ecompasses all that, plus not having any money or in any way self reliant, then that would fit with the avatar

I might be able to dig up the pic of the deckmeister from SR3s Matrix book.

So you mean "paladin".

In RL he is married with children. and I believe he owns his house. That having been said, for the rest of his post, I've never been to louisianna in my lIFEand we just came up with another reason not to.

isn't there a shadowrun pic of two women together? thought i read that somewhere, would prefer that if possible




with 1,000 life points, maximun charisma, and the holy avenger sword, with my war horse! stand and deliver! so that my hamster might have a better look at you!





whoa! if ya hoping around da country then don't knock off LA just yet! great food, awesome music, corrput politicians, truely and eclectic group of scalewags. Ya'll should swing by sometime, you and the wife could hang out at the house, trading recipies, doing macrame, and folding doilies, and playing with the kids. Meanwhile me and your better half head on down to the quarter. We will dine at hooters, see flashing on burbon street, and of course visit the "clubs" there, the barely legal one being where we most patronage. Then while he and I are getting a lap dance by a coupla schoolgirls we'll high five each other and toast to our good Fortune with copious amounts of booze , who knows, after their shifts, mayhaps they'll give the two of us a "private" session? Definatly sounds like a plan ta me! just lemme know when ya'll coming down, but these next few weeks will be kinda problematic. We are moving to our new house and I will be without internet access for an indeterminate amount of time.

This thread started out pointless and, surprise surprise, is even worse now. Closed.