nah, thats what one have 1000W+ spotlights for

"Wow, isn't that the Mayor of Redmond?" "Yeah, guess he isn't going to be pushing the Family Values platform this election!"

Headline: Incumbent mayor wins election by landslide victory, thanks to his: "Frag it, I'll just pander to the perverts" campaign strategy.

Other public officials and advertising firms expected to move quickly in order to capitalize on this large, but previously untapped demographic.

Pandering to the perverts would more-than-likely get my vote.

Mine too, even if I wasn't a perv (Which I'm not denying!).

Just for the sheer fact that the bugger is HONEST about it. I mean, what could be the scandle after that? "I'm sorry... I really am just a family man that doesn't go to orgies!"

Switched over the the Guns and Dope Party did he?

Damn... I finally found the political party I want to support!

Hunter S. Thompson for Prime Minister!

ugh, libertarians...

i really feel like going reductio ad hitlerum on them...

Unfortunately I think deadness precludes standing for office in most administrations...

The king lives!

At least he'd be standing for something!

Good Cheap Drugs, Gun Ownership, and Rights For Dead People!

very much a interesting combo, that is if there are some miles of empty desert between me and his kind

Eeeee! Hunter S. Thompson as a Ghoul King standing for Mayor of Seattle...

Squee!

I'd vote for him before Brackhaven!