OK, I've gone and taken the test. My score was 50 male points, which appears to be exactly average for men who take the test.
Well, here's the interesting juicy stuff. I'm just pasting the relevant stuff as I read them...hopefully I don't end up getting humiliated in public for scoring below average in something.

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Angles
This task tested your ability to identify the angle of a line by matching it with its twin. This is a spatial task, which looks at how you picture space.
Your score: 16 out of 20
Average score for men: 15.1 out of 20
Average score for women: 13.3 out of 20
You found this test neither hard nor easy. This suggests your brain has male and female traits when it comes to spatial ability.
Ugh, I honestly think that back at the beginning, when they showed a flat line, I clicked on the wrong flat line, not realizing the line was supposed to correspond to a certain position on the semicircle. Although a score of 17 would have given me the same evaluation. Still, this here kind of makes me experience embarrassment since I was only slightly above average.
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Spot the difference
This task tested your ability to identify which objects changed position. You lost points, if you incorrectly identified objects.
Your score: 14%
Average score for men: 39%
Average score for women: 46%
If you scored between 0 - 33%: You may have more of a male brain. Scientists say men tend to under perform in this task. The corpus callosum, the part of the brain that links the right and left hemispheres, is a fifth larger in women. This means women can process visual and other signals at the same time more easily than men. There is also a theory that oestrogen levels in women give them an added advantage in spatial memory.
I pretty much got pwned here. I felt like I was going fine for the top half of the picture and then my mind went blank when I panned across the lower half. Damn, I totally fail.
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You said your left thumb was on top when you clasped your hands together.
Right thumb on top: This suggests the left half of your brain is dominant. Many studies have tried to establish whether there is a relationship between handedness and brain dominance. Some scientists believe that if you are left brain dominant, you would be more verbal and analytical.
Left thumb on top: This suggests the right half of your brain is dominant. Some studies theorise that as a right brain dominant person, you may excel in visual, spatial and intuitive processes.
However, these theories are debatable and leave much to be said about the small percentage of people who are ambidextrous.
Whatever. I totally discount this because they called attention to the fact they'd look at my thumbs as they told me to put my hands together, so it got me all weirded out. Also, last Saturday I was operating a pistol on an indoor range and using a isocoles grip (
http://www.azccw.com/grip.gif ), and I probably just built up muscle memory to put my left thumb on top of my right.
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Emotions and Systems
This task looked at whether you prefer to empathise or systemise.
Empathising
Your empathy score is: 5 out of 20
Average score for men: 7.9 out of 20
Average score for women: 10.6 out of 20
What does your result suggest?
Empathisers are better at accurately judging other people's emotions and responding appropriately. If you scored 15 and above, you are very empathic and would be an ideal person to comfort people in a time of crisis. Women in general are better at empathising.
Systemising
Your systemising score is: 17 out of 20
Average score for men: 12.5 out of 20
Average score for women: 8.0 out of 20
What does your result suggest?
Systemisers prefer to investigate how systems work. A system can be a road map, flat pack furniture, or a mathematical equation – anything that follows a set of rules. A score of 15 and above suggests you're good at analysing or building systems. Men in general are better at systemising.
Scientists are keen to learn more about people who score high or low on both tests. They want to find out whether or not empathising and systemising are linked. Is a possible to make yourself more empathic?
This is the first score I felt okay about in that it co-incided with self-image. Seeing as I spam this forum with crap about how I like an actual game with rules and strategy more than "role playing" and fudging dice rolls so your PC can be a precious little snowflake.
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This task tested your ability to judge people's emotions.
Your score: 5 out of 10
Average score for men: 6.6 out of 10
Average score for women: 6.6 out of 10
What does your result suggest?
If you scored 0 - 3: Do you think you're good at judging how another person is feeling? Your score suggests this doesn't come to you quite so naturally.
If you scored 4 - 6: Your result suggests you have a balanced female-male brain and find it neither easy nor difficult to judge people's emotions.
If you scored 7 - 10: Your result suggests you are a good empathiser, sensitive to other people's emotions. Women generally fall into this category.
NOOO I'm below average for everyone. Sniffle.
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We asked you to measure your ring and index fingers. Your ratios came to:
Right Hand: 0.98
Left Hand: 1
Average ratio for men: 0.982
Average ratio for women: 0.991
It's thought that your ratio is governed by the amount of testosterone you were exposed to in your mother's womb. The ratio of the length of your index finger to the length of your ring finger is set for life by as early as three months after conception. Even during puberty, when we experience intensive hormonal changes, the ratio stays the same.
Men generally have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, which gives them a lower ratio than women, whose ring and index fingers are usually of equal length.
I was using a crappy plastic ruler that wasn't long enough so I take this with a grain of salt.
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This task looked at how you rate the attractiveness of a series of faces. The images you looked at were digitally altered to create slight differences in masculinity.
Your choices suggest you prefer more masculine faces.
Highly masculinised male faces possess more extreme testosterone markers such as a long, broad and lower jaw, as well as more pronounced brow ridges and cheekbones.
Interestingly, women's preferences are said to vary across the menstrual phase. A more masculine face is preferred during the 9 days prior to ovulation, when conception is most likely.
A typical 'attractive' female face possesses features such as a shorter, narrower, lower jaw, fuller lips and larger eyes than an average face.
This was actually interesting. Seeing as they kept bombarding me with the same sets of faces over and over I was able to figure out that the only difference between the faces is that one version was a bit wider and the other version a bit narrower. Amusingly enough, though, I kept thinking the wider version seemed more masculine and the narrower version more feminine, 'coz women are smaller, right? But it turns out that was exactly wrong. I think I more frequently selected the narrower faces as being preferable but there was a bit of intellectualization there as well, in the sense that I started to think about the body that would accompany the face and thought that a rounder face would indicate more body fat and therefore could make it more likely the person is overweight or something. Then, I thought, "Well seeing as they're just trying to guage sexual attraction I suppose if you put me into some kind of freakish sick gameshow where I had to pick a face and subsequently was forced to have sex with the person I picked I ought to express my slight (I usually picked "only just prefer" or "slight preference") preference for the narrower face so that I wouldn't theoretically end up being forced to have sex with some really overweight person." But I also think I was more attracted to the narrower face anyway on some emotional level.
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This task tested your ability to mentally rotate 3D shapes.
Your score: 10 out of 12
Average score for men: 8.2 out of 12
Average score for women: 7.1 out of 12
What does your result suggest?
If you scored 0 - 6: Do you find yourself having to physically rotate a map to point in the direction in which you're travelling? This might explain why you scored in the lower range in the 3D shapes test. Twice as many women as men score in this category. Previous studies suggest that those with a female-type brain or with an arts background fall into this range.
If you scored 7 - 9: In past studies, 50 per cent of the people who scored in this range were women and 50 per cent were men.
If you scored 10 - 12: Are you an engineer or do you have a science background? People with these skills tend to score in this range. Past studies have concluded that people in this range have a more male brain.
WOOHOO! I finally did something right and scored significantly above average. Goddamn it was about time. But, no, I'm not an engineer. I hate math, and on the SAT I scored 800 verbal and 710 math suggesting the relative weakitude of my math brain.
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This task looked at your verbal fluency.
Your score: you associated 6 word(s) with grey and you named 9 word(s) that mean happy. We are assuming that all the words you entered are correct.
Average score for men: 11.4 words total
Average score for women: 12.4 words total
What does your result suggest?
If you produced 1 - 5 words: You are more of the strong, silent type with a male brain. You probably find it easier to express yourself in non-verbal ways, preferring action rather than words.
If you produced 6 - 10 words: Most people in this range have a female-type brain.
Okay, I take this with a big grain of salt. Because I am one of the most verbose people I know and I have got a large vocabulary. The reason I didn't squeeze out a lot of words is because I kept revising in my mind to strictly fit within the criteria. They'd asked me to come up with words that are always grey, and all kinds of images of grey things came into my mind but I had to reject them because they weren't strictly speaking always grey. Things I did come up with were "sebum" and "corpse" though among others which I think is amusing.
For "happy" again I deleted a lot of words that didn't very narrowly have exactly the same definition as "happy". In desperation as the timer climbed down and I started to freak at not having squeezed out "enough" words my mind started throwing out French words which of course I had to delete.
So basically I could have come up with all kinds of words but my sense of following rules kind of screwed that over and I erased a lot of stuff that popped into my mind on the grounds that it was incorrect. I guess I assumed or felt that they'd run my strings against a database of acceptable matches or something.
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This task asked you how you would divide money.
If you had to split £50 with someone, you said you would demand £25
So far on the Sex ID test, men have demanded 51.6% (£25.80) of the pot and women have demanded 51.0% (£25.50), on average.
What does your response suggest?
Sex differences are small in this task. Demanding less than 60% of the pot (ie £30) is more typically female. Demanding more than 65% of the pot (ie £32.50) is more typically male.
Scientists believe that people with lower testosterone levels tend to take fewer risks so they are probably more willing to keep less for themselves. Those with higher testosterone levels tend to drive a harder bargain and are less compromising.
What? I just did fifty-fifty because it seemed fair. I didn't even really think of the whole risk aspect.
Hmm. Now I have to go and stew over what these test results mean or imply, and how it can help me understand females.