Dumpshockers, feast your eyes. I directly quote Sahandrian's description of the...

BIG!
UGLY!
TROLL!
TANK!:



'All giant mod, with various autosofts loaded up and when running on automatic, falling somewhere between a smartframe and a SK in capability.

Presenting The Big Ugly Troll Tank (B.U.T.T.) -----

Cyberskull
+ Fairlight Excalibur
+ 1200 MP Headware Memory
+ Ultrasound Vision
+ Orientation system
+ Cybereyes (2 Standard, 2 Independent)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation
+ + Rangefinders
+ Horn Implants (3, large)
+ + Target Designators (1 each: laser, radar, microwave)

Cybertorso
+ 7 / 7 Armor
+ Internal GPS
+ Tactical Computer
+ Balance Tail
+ + Bladed
+ + + 19D
+ Signal Booster 10
+ Rotating base
+ Tracking Mount (Underneath)
+ + Minigun
+ + + 7S
+ Independent Cybereyes (x10 front, x10 back, randomly placed)
+ + Eye Lights
+ + + Superflash
+ + + + 12M Stun
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Lowlight
+ + Thermographic
+ + Flare Comp
+ Tracking Mount (left shoulder)
+ + IWS Multilauncher
+ + + 16D
+ Tracking Mount (right shoulder)
+ + Vermicide Autocannon (Modified for folding barrel)
+ + + 12D

Cyberarm (Left 1)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Firmpoint Mount (Upper Arm)
+ + Coilgun
+ + + 9D
+ Tracking Mount (Lower Arm)
+ + Dikoted Claymore
+ + + 19D
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Cyberarm (Right 1)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Firmpoint Mount
+ + Great Dragon ATGM
+ + + 20D
+ Tracking Mount (Lower Arm)
+ + Dikoted Claymore
+ + + 19D
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Cyberarm (Left 2)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Flamethrower
+ + 8M
+ Tracking Mount (Upper Arm)
+ + Ares HVAR
+ + + 6M
+ + Ares Antioch (Underbarrel)
+ + + 15S
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Cyberarm (Right 2)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Barret-121
+ + 14D
+ Tracking Mount (Upper Arm)
+ + Ares HVAR
+ + + 6M
+ + Ares Antioch (Underbarrel)
+ + + 15S
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Cyberarm (Left 3)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Ares HV-MP LMG
+ + 6S
+ Tracking Mount (Upper Arm)
+ + Ingram Supermach
+ + + 6L
+ + Shiawise Blazer (Underbarrel)
+ + + 6M
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Cyberarm (Right 3)
+ Quickness Enhancement 6
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Ares MP Laser III
+ + 15M
+ Tracking Mount (Upper Arm)
+ + Ingram Supermach
+ + + 6L
+ + Shiawise Blazer (Underbarrel)
+ + + 6M
+ Independent Cybereyes (5, randomly placed)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Kid Stealth Legs (x4)
+ Quickness Enhancement 15
+ Strength Enhancement 8
+ Hydraulic Jacks 5
+ Mag System 4
+ Spurs
+ + 20S
+ Independent Cybereyes (5 on each leg near knee joints)
+ + Tool Lasers
+ + + 4L
+ + Thermographic
+ + Lowlight
+ + Flare Compensation

Ruthenium Polymers
+ Scanners 12

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Bod 17
Qck 13 (18x5)
Str 17"

Edit: I could make it better.

And this costs how much?

...It cost the decker nothing, as he hijacked it inside the arco, but as far as the actual cost goes...

...*flatlines as he tries to calculate the cost*

That's an interesting idea -- how about hollowing out a chunk of troll to create an artificial womb?

The cyberwomb or belly compartment.

-Siege

...

Do I want to know what you're thinking, Siege?

Probably not, but then I've always been accused of being weird.

Imagine three or four tentacles, either mechanical or biological, curled in a pouch in the user's belly. The tentacle pouch flaps open allowing the tentacles to shoot forth to engulf a target or to strike repeatedly with the implanted stingers at the end of each tentacle.

It would never be a common augmentation, but for that plothook of the escaped bioweapons systems...

-Siege

Ummm... Phaeton.... How the hell did you have essense for all that?

I think it might just be a robo exoskeleton, rather than just a bunch of cyber installed in someone.

That's cause I'm the man.

But are you the man with the plan of spick-and-span flan?

Or are you just the man?

I'm the main man, the avatar of awesomeness, the proverbial promulgator of perfection, if you will.

But do you have the plan of spick-and-span flan?

Because if not, I shall be forced to banish you to the lan(d) of walking cans (in other words, the Gunbunny thread.)

Uh, sure, why not?

Okay. Fair enough.

P.S. Sorry. I just needed excuses for horrid rhyming. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

How did he do that?

Wait...It was a mage with nonfunctional cyberwings for effect (the guy had an angel motiff). He used levitate to do the actual flying.

Provided he doesn't turn your brain to pudding before you yank the sword free of the scabbard.

Quickened reflex spells are a bitch.

-Siege

But what if they use a Barrier spell, Tanka? Ha.

Mages are like bullets -- it only takes one good one to ruin your day.

-Siege

Yeah...

But what are the chances?

@ Siege:

@ Joker: Makes enough sense...

I realize, but the Shadowrun community does not represent the world.

OK, OK, so maybe it does (Since my GM tends to think that L4 Initiates and higher are very commonplace).

I wouldn't know, as I know next to jack nothing about initiation and very little about mages/shamans/the Awakened in general...Although for some reason I want to play a troll wujen and a weirdo demi-blood mage for the sake of roleplaying something new...Go figure.