That's not just stupid, that's felony-stupid. You should try to get her arrested (the character not the player), then claim it was self-defense. Just kidding, that'd be to cruel of a punishment for a newb. If she was a veteran player on the other hand....
he, the player, is experienced enough . . in every session one of my characters finds himself forced to work with her(his character) she gets knocked out at least once . .