Yeah, i am easy to confuse most of the time <.<#

*innocent blink*

Why?

I think that depends on what the definition of "is" is.

I'll take a quick stab at the ironic, self-depricating humor.

- You know an adept that can kill a man by throwing marshmallows

- You know a troll who can punch arrows through mack trucks

- You know an elf who can talk bullets out of the air

- You've considered "blow it to hell and back" as a suitable Plan B at least once for every run

- You always, unequivocally, geek the mage first

- You not only know what the "chunky salsa effect" is, but you practice is regularly

(just for Ronin) - you've seen a guy with no real skill shoot a target at 1000m out 1/3 of the time

- You've watched a guy fire a called, full burst, thru the viewing slit on an APC, going full speed down the highway, from a car matching speed with it, and kill the driver on pure luck

Only if for some reason you don't have the dress properly laundered.

two orks
a dwarf
and an elf are sitting in a car.

whos drivin?

Ass

NOW you're getting the spirit!

You know you are a runner when:

- "Paranoia is not disease, it is a lifestyle" is your favorite sentence.
- You never kiss someone else because you are afraid the lipstick might be poisoned.
- Your best friend is the fixer you never meet.

how do you get 4 elves on one chair?

Whats the diffrence between a trog and a elf?
Breaks.
Howmany shadowrunners dose it take to change a lightbulb?
4: one to make 5 diffrent rolls to search the matrix for information on the brand of the lightbulb, the makers of the lightbulb, and the electrical system thats powering it, one to be the heavy and come up in the middle incase they muscle, someone to change the lightbulb, and one to kill them all and take credit for changeing the lightbulb.

How many Ork gangers dose it take to screw in a lightbulb:
None give one a lightbulb and he'll stick it in a nostril and call it "Totally Drekkin"

A dwarf walks out of a bar.....
Wait somethings wrong hear

why do female dwarfs have beards ?

What do you call a six foot dick in a suit with a hard on?


A Johnson.

It's not a run if you haven't been screwed over by your Johnson at least twice

What's similar between a bar girl and a Johnson?

Both screw people for money


What's different between a bar girl and a shadowrunner?

The bar girl may go down on the shadowrunner for free. Either which way the Shadowrunner gets screwed out of cash.

Two Ghouls are eating a clown.
The one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

One morning, a stud farm owner receives a visit from a pixie wanting to buy a horse. It soon becomes apparent that the pixie has a bad speech impediment.
“Can I view a female horth?� he asks.
Dutifully, the owner leads one out, and shows the pixie the hoofs and legs. “That’th a thtrong looking beatht, for thure,� says the small breeder, nodding his head. “Can I thee her mouf?�
Confused as to how the tiny man will ride the animal, the farmer picks up the pixie and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nithe, healthy-looking horth,� agrees the dwarf. “Now move me awownd to her eerth …�
Now getting annoyed, the owner lifts up the pixie one more time to look at the ears.
“Finally,� says the Lilliputian, “can I thee her ****?�
With that, the owner picks up the pixie and shoves his head into the horse’s vagina. He pulls him out after a minute, and the tiny man stumbles around, dazed.
“Perhapth I thould rephrathe that,� says the pixie, shaking his head. “Can I thee her wun awownd?�

There was 40 Highland Fusiliers at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter said quite worried at the rowdy bunch who were already starting to oggle at the angels and pick fights with the other heaven sent.
"We've only got room for 12 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in"
5 minutres later St Peter says to God,
"They've gone."
God says "What, all 40?"
St Peter says "No, the f**king gates."

Winner! One of those jokes that had me going "whaa-OOOH SHIT!"