Too much to quote and reply, so I'm going to skim to the juicy parts in my reply.
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You must have missed Fullmetal Alchemist in the TV Tropes link.
No, I just avoid any and all forms of Japanese anime as much as I possibly can. It's shite.
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Aside from that, there's also Spider-Man (especially the Ultimates series), X-Men and spin-offs (particularly the Xcalibur and the like)
Spider-Man isn't part of a team and has not been a kid for a very, very long time (late teen != kid, and formerlly married, graduated college student most certianly doesn't). The X-Men are part of a team comprised of other kids in a setting that's completely irresponsible and forces the viewer to suspend all disbelief in order to believe a team of kids are out risking their lives, so that's right out, too.
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The Two Towers (film version)
No idea who you're talking about here. It's clearly not the adult hobbits who were in the Fellowship. You know, the ones who were drinking booze, living on their own, and simply had a few innocent qualities as a part of their race rather than due to age. Those aren't the "kids" you're referring to in the Two Towers, are you? Surely not.
Your other references are a big "what?" to me, so I can't reply about them.
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This is not including real-life, of course (your criteria specifically asked for film and tv shows, so that leaves out a lot of examples, especially from literature). There is at least one example I can think of off the top of my head of a person aged 14 or younger having won the Medal of Honor in battle; there are probably more.
You again mistake kids who
can do acts like this with functional members of a professional team being hired as freelancers by professional businessmen and criminal bosses. To do things such as corporate espionage, extractions, and wetwork. Professionals aren't going to want to work with a snot-nosed kid, and Johnsons and other clients aren't going to want to hire one when they can easily hire an adult with the exact same skillset who isn't a liability with a huge, flashing, neon "NOTICE ME" sign over their head. A kid is going to stand out in a crowd of criminals far more than a mohawked dwarf or a gigantic troll will.
QUOTE (Erl of Ingst @ Aug 11 2009, 02:34 PM)

2: "Carried by another team member" - Much like the unconscious spellcaster or hacker after they have fought their difficult battles in the realm most mortals dare not go.
Yes, that's clearly what I was referring to.

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"they are completely independent" - Why would you ever shadowrun in a team if you were completely independent? Is your character completely independent? Can they hack, cast spells, fire guns, and negotiate? Do you need to do all that to have a complete character or can you specialize?
Completely independent, as clearly described in context with the rest of that criteria, means someone who doesn't need anyone else to function propertly. It's a
criteria. Not the defacto state of being for all kid characters.
Damn, accidently deleted the third rebuttal and I can't recall what I originally said (damn my medication). But in a nutshell, I was referring specifically to characters like the kid in
Robocop 2 first and foremost. You know, the ones who are annoying to the audience in a film or -- and unless you're really a fool instead of just pretending to be one while replying to these criteria -- other players at the table in a Shadowrun game.
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4: Next, what is wrong with having a child possessed by a god or alien? Can you not have an adult that is the same? Can you not roleplay a character who is possessed by a god or an alien? Sounds to me like you don't have something against child characters, but when people play them in an annoying way.
Again, are you just pretending to not get these criteria? I really hope you are. But on the off-chance you're not, it's a clear reference to "kids" who aren't kids at all -- such as Ra in the
Stargate movie. So trying to use one as an example is completely and utterly invalid because they're
not kids, they just happen to look like one.
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5: "The kid's presence isn't a burden to the team or other characters, such as limiting their options to resolving the plot." There are many qualities that someone can take to become a burden, not just a child character. There are many metahumans races that can be a burden to the team. I hear racism is an issue in the year 2070. It is all how the GM decides to limit the group. If someone decides to be a child and the GM wants to punish their choice by saying, "Oh, you just screwed your team, Mr. Johnson now refuses to work with you because your a child," then of course being a child is dumb. Of course, I can see it happening this way too, "Oh, you just screwed your team, Mr. Johnson now refuses to work with you because your a Troll." Funny how changing one word can destroy an argument, neh?
Actually that's exactly what would happen in any game that's even remotely believable. If you're a Johnson and you're going to hire someone to break into a rival company's R&D lab to steal some multi-million nuyen project, are you going to want to hire a kid or an adult to do the job all other things being equal? Shadowrunners aren't hard to come by. Hiring a kid is just
stupid for any number of reasons, including them being
very noticable and thus traceable based solely on the fact that they're a kid. They can't even do basic things shadowrunners do all the time, like disguise themselves as part of the janitoral service. Which relates directly to my first reply in the thread; what few advantages they do offer are
grossly outweighed by all the negatives.
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6: Well, I'm glad this isn't a fictional game where we need to believe everything is compatible with the real world, otherwise I would never have guessed how it could be possible a spirit made of fire could appear in front of my character. (did you get the sarcasm?)
Now you're relying on
that argument? Must suck to have such a weak stance that you have to rely on that kind of hyperbole bullshit.