QUOTE (Tsithlis @ Mar 4 2010, 02:30 PM)

I don't get it...
According to SR4 pg. 350. The Dalmation vectored-thrust recon drone features a unique limited hover capability and a sturdy frame for its light weight design. I don't see how I'm pulling anyone's leg.
Because you asked why, based on that design, rocket bikes make no sense. But I'll just assume you are sincere with your question, so I will treat it as such and attempt to explain in detail, why that makes no sense:
1.) Vectored thrust is effectively a Jet engine. While modern day technological nomenclature subsumes vectored thrust jet engines and tilt rotor fans under the same term, SR differentiates between the two (tilt rotor fans fall under the tilt wing category in SR). That leaves LAVs as jets.
2.) Jet exhaust fumes are warm. VERY warm, indeed. On the lower end, we are talking about 500-750°C (~900-1,400°F) and they would need to be ejected in the opposite direction you intend to travel. They would be your only means of acceleration and decelleration, as well as need to keep you afloat in the first place. Chances therefore are, that your legs or other parts of your body will be near those exhaust fumes. That could prove to be very painful. Not to mention the fact, that your supply of oxigen might be compromised (since the fumes will burn up all the oxigen around you and the heat will not exactly be favorable to your lungs.
3.) Jet engine acceleration is terrible. Most people think about afterburners and high end speeds but are completely oblivious to the slow acceleration pase. An electric car leaves a MiG jetfighter in the dust, when it comes to acceleration.
Naturally, the same holds true for deceleration (which is why most combat jet fighters have extra parachutes to assist in breaking, as well as brakes on their actual tires. A LAV bike, by the base standard wouldn't even have tires. It is pretty safe to assume that a LAV bike would be unsafe for urban traffic. Your stopping distance would be abysally long compared to other craft.
4.) Given the lack of road adherence and ground effect, your cornering abilities would be equaly bad. Regular streets would most likely not provide enough open space for cornering maneuvers at speeds higher than a mild jog (I'd have to do the math on it, so this is just a personal estimate and not nescessarily the case but your cornering would be considerably worse than that of a wheeled or tracked ground vehicle)
5.) The Dalmatian works, because it only has to lift its own weight. The bike would also have to lift you on top of that (plus your gear). In addition, the Dalmatian is already larger than your bike (as it approaches the size of a regular car) and would have a considerably broader wingspan than your bike (which would be limited to a 2.5m (~8tf)). Also, keep in mind that other LAVs in SR, like the Banshee are considerably lager, with considerably bigger jet engines and are fully enclosed to protect the crew from the exhaust fumes.
All in all, a rocket bike simply makes no sense. It would be inferior in pretty much all aspects to a regular bike, consume massively more fuel and put the driver at lethal risk of being burned or suffocated.
Do you now understand why I wasn't sure as to whether your question was serious?