Full Version: Juggernauts
| QUOTE (Req) |
| Sex with a 10,000-kilo armadillo? Priceless. |
You're right. There's no amount of money you can name that I would pay for that.
We haven't done Ares Viper Silverguns yet.
~J
~J
| QUOTE (TinkerGnome) | ||
You're right. There's no amount of money you can name that I would pay for that. |
One of my players had a girlfriend that came pretty damn close, though.
| QUOTE (Zazen) | ||||
One of my players had a girlfriend that came pretty damn close, though. |
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| We haven't done Ares Viper Silverguns yet. |
Any time we talk about things that are hard to kill or destroy we talk in code. What we really mean when we say "I think I could kill it with a Force 8 manabolt, what about the rest of you?" is "How do I kill this without performing called shots with an Ares Viper Silvergun?"
I could kill it with a Force 8 manabolt!
I could kill it with a Force 6 manabolt!
KILL! THAT! THING!
Oooh, he died. Let's tell him what his consolation prizes were, and bring on our next contestant!
I could kill it with a Force 6 manabolt!
KILL! THAT! THING!
Oooh, he died. Let's tell him what his consolation prizes were, and bring on our next contestant!
But you can't kill it! At last mentioning, it was a dikoted, HMHVV-infected, ally spirited, sexed-up, railgun-toting, turret-encrusted Juggernaut!
It's unstoppable!
It's unstoppable!
| QUOTE (CardboardArmor @ Apr 16 2004, 02:17 PM) |
| But you can't kill it! At last mentioning, it was a dikoted, HMHVV-infected, ally spirited, sexed-up, railgun-toting, turret-encrusted Juggernaut! It's unstoppable! |
It is also a Ninja.
Now, it's unstoppable. Except by Batman.
(edited to add the obvious, "Except by Batman")
But only on the second time he faced it
| QUOTE (blakkie) |
| Van Hellsing could kill it, even if Batman was riding it like a warpony. |
Ah, but what about the moon? Is that a monster?
It's a monster moon.
Van Hellsing wouldn't beat the Juggernaught because it's not a monster.
~J
~J
But he COULD, that's what they're saying.
| QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
| Van Hellsing wouldn't beat the Juggernaught because it's not a monster. |
| QUOTE |
| At last mentioning, it was a dikoted, HMHVV-infected, ally spirited, sexed-up, railgun-toting, turret-encrusted Juggernaut! |
Jesus H. Lofwyr! If that's not a monster, then what the hell is?!
Who's Van Hellsing? Presumably a relation to the guy who hunted Dracula?
| QUOTE (Moonstone Spider) |
| Who's Van Hellsing? Presumably a relation to the guy who hunted Dracula? |
If Batman were riding it (which is entirely possible) then he would of course be controlling it, therefore, it would not be a monster, merely a means of transportation.
| QUOTE (broho_pcp @ Apr 17 2004, 12:09 AM) |
| If Batman were riding it (which is entirely possible) then he would of course be controlling it, therefore, it would not be a monster, merely a means of transportation. |
My Solamnic friend, if I were to see Batman riding the aforementioned creature of mass destruction, I would soil myself. Then I would immediately flee to Siberia and dose myself with laes, lest it haunt my dreams forever.
I knew you'd get the 'est sularis...' thingy, Cap'n.
| QUOTE (blakkie) | ||
...he -IS- the guy that hunted Dracula, now a blockbuster film coming to a theater near you. |
I thought that was Van Helsing. Dang, obviously the L has multiplied. Could the sexed-up Juggernaut be involved?
In reponse to the thread beginning...
Yesterday I had a PC (who I quite literally told to run like a little girl) insist on standing his ground versus a Jug. His gun was worthless and he didn't hurt it with anything else.
So he threw a gernade in it's mouth (TN-14) Got like 6 successes. Gave the Jug an S wound. Then he charges it...
With no melee abilities.
Needless to say, he's Jug lunch now.
Yesterday I had a PC (who I quite literally told to run like a little girl) insist on standing his ground versus a Jug. His gun was worthless and he didn't hurt it with anything else.
So he threw a gernade in it's mouth (TN-14) Got like 6 successes. Gave the Jug an S wound. Then he charges it...
With no melee abilities.
Needless to say, he's Jug lunch now.
You didn't use the Chunky Salsa on it starship trooper style?
Clearly his player did not want to live forever.
Mad props for achieving the required successes, but with THAT follow-up, your PC was born to be a Darwin Award.
| QUOTE (Smiley) |
| I hate Fenrir Wolves. |
*points and laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't say too much of anything. I ran like a sissy girl from a vehicle-mounted, manned HMG. Then, of course, some C4 lovin'.
When I first got the Critters book, the stats on the Jug almost killed me choking, George W. Bush style. But that body of 15 is totally uncalled for. Trolls can have more, and they're not house sized.
My only guess is that under that hardened armor they must be like, 100% vital organs, soft and squishy, and composed of pure teddy bear.
| QUOTE (Zazen) | ||||
One of my players had a girlfriend that came pretty damn close, though. |
OHMIGOD!
*SNARF*
-Siege
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