QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Dec 28 2012, 07:16 PM)

Fine. In five sentences or less, with only one list not to exceed twenty lines .... explain to me how to knwowich socket is needed by which iteration of which CPU brand.
Look at the technical specifications of the motherboard or CPU. You will see a line "Socket Type" or some variation of that. If the both are the same then the parts are compatible.
If you look under the technical specifications of the motherboard and the case you have, you will see some line that says something about motherboard form factor. As long as those match (some cases support multiple form factors of motherboard) then you're good on that.
If you look under the technical specifications of the motherboard and the RAM, you will see the type of RAM supported by the motherboard. If those match, then you are good.
If you look under the technical specifications of the GPU, you will see the PCI or other slot requirement for it. Make sure the MOBO tech specs have that slot available.
If you look under the technical specifications of the GPU, you should see a system requirement that indicates the minimum watt power supply you need. Make sure you go about 1.5x this value to support your other system components. I've never built a dual-GPU machine, but I would estimate about 2-2.2x that value would be what you need for a dual GPU system.
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Dec 28 2012, 07:16 PM)

Not my experience with this HP ProBook 4530S. Nor my experience with the prior PC - which was a "clearance" item sold through NewEgg, but ultimately from the same OEM. Nor my g/f's experience with a custom-configured desktop, again from the same OEM. Oh sure, there were a few things to remove - McAfee for example. BUT THOSE WEREN"T "crapware" so much as "we know you'll want an antivirus and firewall, so please consider these (from people who paid us to offe their stuff to you)".
I'm not including McAfee or other "free" offerings. I'm talking about HP tools and other software like that. Most of that software is active monitoring software which is very poorly written thanks to the fact that hardware has become so powerful that crappy programming is the norm. They are crapware and cause problems once you start putting any sort of real load on the machine. There's two reasons IT personnel strive towards standard images. The first is that it saves a lot of time pushing out a machine. The second is that we get rid of pointless resource hog software like the vendor offerings.
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Dec 28 2012, 07:16 PM)

So, sure, there's a bit of cleanup. But, at least I know it will work at all, straight out of the box and onto my desk.
Yeah, it's a bit of cleanup, and it will work but that doesn't make the software the vendors toss on good for the machine. Everything with computers is about fighting entropy and that software is so horribly written that it make entropy worse.
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Dec 28 2012, 07:16 PM)

... and "Tab A does not in fact fit into Slot B-type-blah-blah-blah";
... and "fuck, these are supposed to go together but I can't get them to click into place, and how hard should I push/twist/whatever, am I going to break one or both parts, fuck fuck fuck, they both cost over a hundred dollars, fuck fuck fuck";
... and "wait, how much power do these three pull? Can I put them all on one rail of the PSU or should I split them up? Wait, how do I tell one 'rail' from another, there's no 'rails' here just plugs and cables and oh god".
See, I am dead certain that yes, you ARE right, once you learn what you're doing, it's all so very terribly easy. But before that, it isn't. And no, I actually don't know any PC "hardware guys". My housemate is the closest thing ... and he's a software guy, a programmer, not a hardware guy.
RAM is designed and built in such a way that it can only be socketed in the motherboard in one way. It physically cannot be put in the wrong way. Motherboards are designed so that when you socket ram in, they very near or do latch the RAM into place once it is fully inserted.
The CPU is also the exact same way. You simple align a little arrow on the chip with the motherboard and drop it in (gently). If it's the wrong orientation it will not "sink" in and it is quite visible. If you're not overclocking, then the thermal paste and default heat sink that comes with a CPU is more than sufficient and that is also very easy to install. It requires a little bit of pressure to make sure it's secured to the motherboard, but not too much.
Installing the power supply is easy too. There's basically 3 major types of power connectors from the power supply. They are all designed so they can only fit the proper direction. There's the 16-pin (2x8) motherboard power cable. There is only one of these and it, obviously, plugs into the motherboard. There's the 4-pin molex (1x4) power connector which is what is typically used to power optical drives, disk drives, and fans. That's the 5V rail. Then there's the 4/6/8-pin connectors (2x2, 2x3, or 2x4 layout) which is what is typically used for the PCI cards. That's the 12V rail. Honestly, as long as you have sufficient 12V rails for the GFX card, everything else should be fine.
Pax, don't get me wrong, I understand where you're coming from. I enjoy learning new things and I enjoy passing along knowledge to people just as much and I find that doing is often times a better teacher than words ever can be. I will say this, I've done some work with teaching the basics of computers to young children through a program sponsored by a local university. Part of the course's cost was for very cheap components so they could build their own cheap computer. The boys had a lot easier time with it than the girls. The boys seemed to respond better to force feedback from the components while the girls just tried to jam things in. Even though I told them they shouldn't need to force anything in. One of the lessons I have them do, which I actually recommend you try, is to go to Newegg and spec out a new computer. I tell give them the minimum specs to build to and a budget and tell them to go "make" it. Granted, that's only half the equation of building a machine but it's the more difficult part (which isn't too difficult).
So here's the assignment. Complete if you want, it's not difficult.
Spec me a machine that can run Battlefield 3 at the recommended specs that has a total component cost that does not exceed $2,250. Use Newegg to find your parts. Over speccing is optional but recommended.
BF3 Recommended Specs
Operation System: Windows 7 64-bit
Processor: Quad-core 2.7GHz
Memory: 4GB
Graphics Card: 1GB, GeForce 560 or better, Radeon 6950 or better
Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
Hard Drive Capacity: Must be able to support OS plus 20GB for the game installation.
You will need to acquire the following components (some components may be able to be acquired bundled together, like motherboard and sound card).
Computer Case, Motherboard, RAM, CPU, GFX Card, Sound Card, Power Supply, Optical Drive, Hard Drive, Operating System. Depending on the case, you may need to also acknowledge that you need more 80mm or 120mm fans for cooling. I recommend starting the with the CPU/GFX card and building out from those two components.
If you decide the complete the assignment, just link each part in a reply post. Then us hardware guys on the forum can look at it and tell you what we think. Just because you don't know any hardware guys in real life doesn't mean you don't have the communication channels to hardware guys open. Here's a webpage that has a picture based instructions for building a PC.
http://www.ifitjams.com/build.htm--
QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Dec 28 2012, 08:40 PM)

He's not the only one... Half of the components are pure eldritch speech to my ears, especially graphics cards! Have some bloody naming standards!
That said, I know where to put them and how to put them.
Wait, what? Both GeForce and Radeon cards do have naming conventions within the brand name. You take the value of the model and the first digit indicates the generation of hardware. The numbers following it indicate the potency of the cards. EG. GTX600, GTX670, GTX690 for nVidia.