Artemis, Lobo, Nick, : Saturday December 24, 2072 (21:17:42) : Santa's Workshop, North PoleAs the brick wall crashes down around them, elves screaming, presents sent flying, Nick's mind is racing almost as fast as his pulse. The gash in his leg is slowing him down, he's out of grenades, and his chameleon coating is on the fritz. He looks out through the dust and billowing smoke just in time to see Lobo leap out from behind a flaming forklift and unload his double barreled shotgun straight into the face of the advancing hellhound, blowing away its jaw and sending its carcass skidding across the floor.
Nick pales.
He can't have more than two reloads left.Another explosion rocks the building, showering the workshop floor in tinsel and shards of colored glass. A booming voice echoes over the loud speakers, taunting them with grim amusement.
"Did you really think you ever stood a chance? You should have taken the easy way out and surrendered at the start. Far too late now. I'll enjoy watching you burn."The whine of heavy rotors fills the air and a black military gunship is briefly visible through a smoldering hole in the far wall, gliding effortlessly sideways through the snowy dark. An arm suddenly shoots out from the rubble behind Nick, grabbing his ankle with an iron grip, and from the wreckage crawls a battered and bloody elf. He's wheezing through the pain, his words garbled and muted by the roar of the flames and the sounds of nearby gunfire, but his gaze and gesture is plain enough - the large red package against the side wall.
Nick makes a mad dash for it, the room erupting in automatic fire. He throws himself down behind the Red Samurai Lieutenant's corpse, rounds plinking off the heavy milspec armor with the occasional spray of fine crimson mist. He carefully works the katana from under his fallen foe, removes the scabbard, and braces himself as the gunfire dies away.
Fuck it. Who wants to live for ever anyways? With a rising howl, he slings the scabbard left, then hurls himself bodily right, rolling low under the hail of lead that didn't fall for his feint.
Somehow he's on his feet, he's weaving between crates and high-stacked pallets of parcels, and with one wild swing he's slashed open the red package. He drops the katana on the floor, bullets still whirling all around, and with a look of profound amazement reaches with both arms into the mass of packing foam and tissue paper, struggling to retrieve a massive, menacing assault cannon.
Lobo calls out to him from across the room, fear and concern clear in his voice.
"Do you even know how to USE that thing?!" Nick just laughs, a wild gleam in his eyes, and cheerfully replies,
"I'm about to learn!", before unloading a tank round into a far doorway, blowing out the wall and scattering a half dozen corpsec soldiers who had been taking cover behind it.
"Nice shot!" Nick shrugs.
I was aiming at the APC, but I'll take it!All at once the roar of a massive engine builds with frightening speed, and without warning a colossal troll-sized motorcycle comes barreling through one of the high windows, hanging suspended in midair for a moment before crashing to the floor, spitting forth clouds of exhaust and bullets with equal ferocity. As the debris clears, the runners can make out an elderly man dressed in red clinging desperately to the rear of the vehicle, while in front the driver unloads a pair of belt-fed machine guns into enemy after enemy.
At last, the continuous blinding muzzle flash dies away, the juttering report gives way to silence, and the rider snaps off their mirrored shades and tears away their helmet, revealing a shock of silver hair rising high toward the ceiling. In unison, Nick and Lobo drop their jaws wide open, Artemis delivering a wink to end all winks before turning to face the stupefied opposition and quip:
"Bangarang, motherfuckers."~Happy Holidays!