Wutasumi
Oct 10 2004, 11:20 PM
True, but they arn't carried there on the person once at the party. They would be left in a locker or something. Hard to use a pocket secretary or a computer
in water. Or even sand, and he'd be the dorkiest dumbass in the party. No one would invite him.
Sabosect
Oct 10 2004, 11:21 PM
It all depends on why you are there. Maybe you are there as part of your cover. Maybe a Johnson is meeting you there to discuss the next run and you have to fit in. Or maybe you need to convince Idiot Exec #314 to give you a certain piece of information and you can only catch him there. Maybe you have to fo there to fence an item you picked up on a run.
Wutasumi
Oct 10 2004, 11:30 PM
Ok, those work.
But still, in pretty much all beach fashion I can think of, mens AND womens, you are completely fragged as far as handguns go. You might be able to sneak a knife.
Eyeless Blond
Oct 10 2004, 11:48 PM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
QUOTE (Snow_Fox @ Oct 10 2004, 08:59 AM) | Seriously, think how you'd feel in RL if you know the woman behind you in line at the Mall has a gun on. |
I'd be thrilled if it were one of those cool women who both owns a gun and is competent in its use. There are not that many such women. I blame Barbie, since there is no "responsible concealed carry citizen Barbie" line.
|
Hah! I have to tell that one to my mother; she works for Mattel. Maybe we'll see a new line for next Christmas.
Fortune
Oct 10 2004, 11:49 PM
Are you kidding? The beach is made for loose Hawaiian shirts (easily covers an armored vest and/or a heavy pistol) and other baggy clothing. Most people carry all kinds of bags and containers, for example coolers that can be used to store, among other things, larger weapons and explosives. A lot of people wear wrap- around, or sarong-style baggy things (which grant both easy access and extra concealability), supposedly over a swimsuit (but who knows?). Some people even wear surfing style body suits (form-fitted body armor?) under such flowing sarong-type clothes.
toturi
Oct 10 2004, 11:57 PM
Get a cyber-holster. It does not matter what you are or are not wearing.
Young Freud
Oct 11 2004, 12:05 AM
Gunwriter and former policeman Massad Ayoob wrote some on the subject of women and concealed weapons. The best concealed option for woman, besides thigh carry, which is only good for dresses and skirts, he said, was the shoulder holster. The worst was the straight draw waistband holster, as women's hips tend to flare out, causing the gun to be pretty noticable.
QUOTE |
Quite honestly, the main changes I can see since about 1900 in Men's Fashion have to do with the hat and pocket watch going out of fashion. |
Well, to extrapolate from recent trends in men's fashion, the tie might well be gone by 2060, to be replaced by button, zippered, turtlenecked, v-cut, mandarin-style or neru-style collars. The trend might include formal business suits being replaced by the business casual style fashion.
Wutasumi
Oct 11 2004, 12:09 AM
Which would work fine to conceal a hand gun. There won't be a big enough change in 56 years to make it unconcealble, there hasn't been a big enough change in the last 156 years to do that.
John Campbell
Oct 11 2004, 12:28 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
Quite honestly, the main changes I can see since about 1900 in Men's Fashion have to do with the hat and pocket watch going out of fashion.
The hat's a big one, but still… |
You can conceal all kinds of crazy things in a top hat. I have a friend who regularly wears one, and uses it for storage... he could keep a pistol in there no problem. I've seen him pull bigger things out of it.
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 12:33 AM
With some doing, I can hide a replica Desert Eagle (way too light, but properly sized) in some larger top hats. I know this.
Hm. That would be interesting; it would make sense for hats to return in Shadowrun, especially given acid rain. You can certainly hide a lot of chips or such in a hat, but you can't keep it on indoors.
~J
Siege
Oct 11 2004, 01:13 AM
As for open carry - in Buckhead, walking around with a gun openly displayed would raise eyebrows and invite a chat from interested police officers.
Walking around Techwood Homes with the same gun might raise an eyebrow and a spirited discussion about whose gun that actually is.
It's all in who's doing the carrying, where they are and how they appear.
-Siege
Sabosect
Oct 11 2004, 01:16 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
Hm. That would be interesting; it would make sense for hats to return in Shadowrun, especially given acid rain. You can certainly hide a lot of chips or such in a hat, but you can't keep it on indoors.
~J |
Not unless you are choosing to be slightly eccentric. As long as you are consistant about always wearing it, people you deal with on a daily basis won't question it.
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 01:33 AM
If you were choosing to be that eccentric, you might as well not worry. It was considered fairly rude.
I suppose there's nothing stating that it would have to be in the future, but having a serious hat on indoors is rather odd.
~J
John Campbell
Oct 11 2004, 02:19 AM
My friend with the tophat does wear it indoors. Of course, it gets odd looks no matter where he wears it, so that might not be the best strategem for someone who's trying not to draw attention...
Wounded Ronin
Oct 11 2004, 02:35 AM
QUOTE (Fortune) |
Are you kidding? The beach is made for loose Hawaiian shirts (easily covers an armored vest and/or a heavy pistol) and other baggy clothing. Most people carry all kinds of bags and containers, for example coolers that can be used to store, among other things, larger weapons and explosives. A lot of people wear wrap- around, or sarong-style baggy things (which grant both easy access and extra concealability), supposedly over a swimsuit (but who knows?). Some people even wear surfing style body suits (form-fitted body armor?) under such flowing sarong-type clothes. |
Yeah, didn't you see American Ninja 2? Apparently all Michael Dudikoff needed to defeat an army of ninjas was a sporty wetsuit type thing. THE OUTFIT IS THE CONCEALED WEAPON!
Arethusa
Oct 11 2004, 03:47 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
If you were choosing to be that eccentric, you might as well not worry. It was considered fairly rude.
I suppose there's nothing stating that it would have to be in the future, but having a serious hat on indoors is rather odd.
~J |
Now, silly hats (only), on the other hand...
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 03:50 AM
Well, I meant as opposed to a cap or other piece of light haberdashery, but silly hats would be a bit more apropos as well.
~J
Young Freud
Oct 11 2004, 03:50 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
With some doing, I can hide a replica Desert Eagle (way too light, but properly sized) in some larger top hats. I know this.
Hm. That would be interesting; it would make sense for hats to return in Shadowrun, especially given acid rain. You can certainly hide a lot of chips or such in a hat, but you can't keep it on indoors.
~J |
Yeah, an airsoft gun, unless you've got a gas powered or a full-size electric model, will typically weigh no where near as much as the real thing. I can't imagine carrying a couple of pounds of gun on my head. That'll start giving you neck pains after awhile and you'd need to constantly watch yourself to keep your hat from falling off or from careening over. It could work with a lighter weight weapon.
However, I could agree with the return of the hat back into normal wear. And I remember hearing about holsters for holdouts and such designed to fit in a hat like a fedora.
Also, I recall there's neck and hair holsters for knives and I believe some guns can work that way. The hair one is special designed for people with long hair and worn on the back of the neck, covered by hair.
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 03:52 AM
Certainly. I was giving an idea of how much volume can be hidden, not legitimately suggesting that a non-Troll would actually carry a real one there.
~J
Sabosect
Oct 11 2004, 03:54 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi @ Oct 10 2004, 10:52 PM) |
Certainly. I was giving an idea of how much volume can be hidden, not legitimately suggesting that a non-Troll would actually carry a real one there.
~J |
[OT]Two days here and already my GM is planning to have us meet Johnsons at beaches and has made all of the corps afraid of trolls wearing hats. All because of this one fragging topic.[/OT]
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 03:57 AM
Glad we could help

~J
Sabosect
Oct 11 2004, 04:00 AM
This just occured to me: Creative uses of tazers and metal parts in clothing. No need for weapons. Play a dwarf to get it to really work.
"But, Mister, my mommy pinned it on and I don't know how to get it off!"
ZAP!
"Fragging stupid orc."
Kagetenshi
Oct 11 2004, 04:01 AM
Better yet, Otaku.
~J
Arethusa
Oct 11 2004, 04:17 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
Well, I meant as opposed to a cap or other piece of light haberdashery, but silly hats would be a bit more apropos as well.
~J |
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of a Rejected reference.
Anyway, as far as knives go, those are actually fantastically easy to conceal. A ceramic knife across the small of the back is concealable under even the most form fitting clothing, and the more in shape you are, the better it works. Completely undetectable, reasonably affordable, and nasty in a fight.
Eyeless Blond
Oct 11 2004, 05:01 AM
QUOTE (Sabosect) |
[OT]Two days here and already my GM is planning to have us meet Johnsons at beaches and has made all of the corps afraid of trolls wearing hats. All because of this one fragging topic.[/OT] |
Well, if you keep reading the topic you'll know what to do, won't you?
JaronK
Oct 11 2004, 05:37 AM
Just to back up the statement about the small of the back (no pun intended), we usually rig the sound packs to actors taped to their skin on the small of the back, just off the spine. Shockingly easy to conceal things there.
JaronK
Young Freud
Oct 11 2004, 05:46 AM
QUOTE (Sabosect) |
This just occured to me: Creative uses of tazers and metal parts in clothing. No need for weapons. Play a dwarf to get it to really work.
"But, Mister, my mommy pinned it on and I don't know how to get it off!" ZAP! "Fragging stupid orc." |
All ready done, by the makers of the
No Contact Jacket. And it doesn't need visible metal parts as the whole exterior of the jacket is conductive.
Clyde
Oct 11 2004, 05:54 AM
For a woman, the purse is probably the most practical. I can't see why you couldn't get one with a special holster built right in, so you don't have to mess around with a zipper or dig past the checkbook, makeup and cell phone to get to it. In a regular purse, the heaviest items eventually sift their way to the bottom. So after walking around for a while the thing will be underneath everything else.
Of course, if someone manages to steal said purse they're getting a bit more than they bargained for. Better get biometric ID and a secondary weapon. Come to think, that's good for anybody. Cuts down on that whole "shot by your own weapon" problem. I bet police get that stuff all the time . . .
I seem to recall seeing once a holster built for bicyclists. It wrapped all the way around the stomach and held a small revolver behind the rider's back. Of course, you'd better STOP your bike first . . .
Personally, I'm still trying to get my players to cut down on the number of assault rifles they bring places. They're just finding ways to not be seen at all, making concealability a moot point.
Firewall
Oct 11 2004, 11:04 AM
QUOTE (Snow_Fox) |
My main character is a paranormal researcher who has helped the police on occassion. She is licenced to carry a colt Asp so the police, who know her, doen't hassle her, but there are jobs where you don't want to show a gun or can't. |
Hmm... I was thinking of an example I am aware of, of women concealing weapons. This concept makes me sure I should mention it. There is a series of books, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter. While the sex can seem a little gratuitous at times, the main character does amass, and find hiding places for, a selection of weapons. It may be a place to start when looking at how women can hide guns.
Option 2 is to learn throwing weapons and take an adept with missile mastery. The punch-bowl is suddenly a lethal weapon...
Fortune
Oct 11 2004, 01:22 PM
Snow Fox is intimately familiar with the Anita Blake books.
Enigma
Oct 11 2004, 02:14 PM
A little off topic, but bleh ...
I was speaking with a police officer mate who has done what we here call the Covert Course, which means he's considered to have done the training to work short term undercover and so on. Anyway, he recounted one of the tactics which was shockingly effective in young-and-hip bars.
When I was a university student and thoroughly convinced of my general superiority, the running joke was going to a bar and seeing two (never one, never three) males who were noticeably five to ten years older than everyone else, standing somewhere where they could see most of the scene. They would have short haircuts, tan lines that covered neck and wrists but not arms and legs, and would wear, without exception, some variation on brown or grey pants and a loose hawaiian or colourful shirt. You would even occasionally see them adjust their belts (which remained under their un-tucked shirts) as if they were too heavy. Us entirely-too-cool university students would spot the obvious undercover officers and snigger to ourselves.
What we didn't know was that these would be police officers, generally senior ones. The proper covert officers would circulate the bar blending in far better, actually achieving whatever objective they were there for. If an arrest was to be made they'd use their covert listening device to tell the officers outside who to arrest, and then the obvious coppers would do the actual arresting. This would then perpetuate the story of the obvious covert officers which would then circulate.
Still remember the case I worked on where an idiot came up and spoke with a female covert officer, thinking she was a prostitute, and was done for Publicly Soliciting for Prostitution. He went to court and so on, and a month later same covert officer, same idiot, next corner up in the same suburb, and the transcript of the covertly recorded conversation included the line "don't I know you?" "no, why?" "sorry, I must be paranoid, I'm told everyone's a copper around here" "well, I'm not but I think that girl over there might be" "damn, thanks for the warning, so, how much for [explicit sexual act censored for the kiddies]"
Just to show I can drag myself back on topic, one of my mean GM tricks is letting the players get all decked out with concealability ratings worked out to decimal points using their patented long coats and +50% concealability, and then have them enter a resturaunt which asks them to check their coat at the door.
Spookymonster
Oct 11 2004, 06:37 PM
What about Indian sari, Muslim burkas, African caftans and Amerind ponchos? In a heavily multi-cultural metropolitan area like SR Seattle, I wouldn't find any of these to be out of place (especially the ponchos).
Arethusa
Oct 11 2004, 07:39 PM
The burkas are especially wonderful because you don't even have to be a woman under there.
Siege
Oct 11 2004, 09:10 PM
Anita Blake. Bah - if I want soft-core porn, I'll read a Playboy.
That being said, SnowRaven's specific requirement involved hiding a gun while wearing standard or stylish corp attire which would be a little more problematic. Unless the corp in question permits or requires burkhas - at which point, stop worrying.

-Siege
Edward
Oct 11 2004, 10:50 PM
The cultural clothing is good anywhere you can play customer that isn’t anty that culture.
This includes the entry ways to most corporate buildings (not necessarily most of the ones you want to infiltrate)
Full ceramic weapons, non-metallic ammunition and a ruthenium burkhas. I may do that sometime.
Edward
Arethusa
Oct 12 2004, 01:26 AM
It ain't stylish, but it's damned effective.
That said, Siege is right; we're pretty far afield here from the realistic concerns of a real woman wanting to live a life and carry.
Also, who the hell is Anita Blake?
Siege
Oct 12 2004, 02:14 AM
Anita Blake is the creation of one Laurell K. Hamilton - she was the forerunner to a crop of "Alternate Reality" books.
Werewolves, vampires, magicians, oh my rub shoulder, paw and fang with us mere mortals in a more or less contemporary setting.
Ms. Blake is a necromancer with an attitude who hunts vampires and assists the police as an "undead trouble shooter" and paranormal advisor who makes a point of carrying a lot of weapons and carries the "I'm short and bitchy" attitude like a a proverbial chip on the shoulder.
Laurell K. tries to be "realistic" in her research into modern weapons and related issues, which is how the character gets cited as a reference as a literary icon of grrl power.
-Siege
Edit:
A fansite of the afore-mentioned softcore porn
Tarantula
Oct 12 2004, 08:14 PM
The best thing for concealing a gun for a women trying to be stylish would be her hair. Something extremely small, such as a hold-out pistol, while it doesn't pack much punch, might be able to be woven up into some elaborate hair-do which can come apart quickly to allow said lady access to the gun. Sure, her neck might get tired, but it might actually go un-noticed unless people like to pat her on the head.
Cynic project
Oct 12 2004, 09:55 PM
Well, the easiest way around hiding a gun, is to make the gun look like something else. carry a "brief case" gun. but you can easily hide your gun as a hand bag. Cargo pants. i can keep trade back books in my pants,and pull them out about the same speed as drawing them from a holster. Ie you have your costume made gun, that may be shorter,and hold a few less rounds,with a pocket built around it to hide it's bulge as something that looks like a book, with a smart pocket and you should understand the rest.
But in the end you build your outfit around your gun.They have jackets that can hold lap tops,and aren't really noticeable.
Wounded Ronin
Oct 12 2004, 11:04 PM
Anita Blake, groan. Back when I was a teenager I had a girlfriend who was obsessed with those novels. Because of her I read one of them. And I think that she once mailed me an Anita Blake novel that had been signed by the author and which had handwritten in the cover something like "Enjoy my world, watch your back!". Wow, I have no idea where that book is now. I hadn't even thought of it for years and years and years until this thread brought it up.....
I don't remember enough details about it to say whether or not I thought it was "realistic" as far as the concealed carry stuff was concerned. But now that I think about it, I'm beginning to think that maybe Anita Blake never said anything about the particular types of ammunition she was loading? Maybe I'm way off base here, but it just seems to be the way that I remember it. If that is true, I figure someone who is chasing down vampires and the like would be carefully picking the most destructive cartridges and calibers possible, and that that would be a big point of in-text discussion. "Everyone knows that 9mm sucks, but 9mm ball sucks even worse against vampires!"
Siege
Oct 12 2004, 11:07 PM
Her discussion on ammunition, if memory serves, was on the light end of technical.
Just enough buzz words to make the average reader go, "oooh...nifty."
Of course, I can't claim to be an expert on the subject either.
-Siege
Snow_Fox
Oct 13 2004, 01:48 AM
QUOTE (Siege) |
Anita Blake. Bah - if I want soft-core porn, I'll read a Playboy.
That being said, SnowRaven's specific requirement involved hiding a gun while wearing standard or stylish corp attire which would be a little more problematic. Unless the corp in question permits or requires burkhas - at which point, stop worrying. 
-Siege |
Fox damn it! (Raven oy)I'm aware of the Anita Blake Series,as Fortune pointed out, 'nough said. but she's legal, got a badge in the later books and yeah too much sex in the later books.
At the beach you are so not hiding a gun.
Under the arm works for guys but on woman it's not really good. If you're on the chesty side it gets in the way of a draw. It doesn't work with all my suits, but the best place I've found if the small of my back. it's away from the swell of my hips, guys from behind ,I hope< would be rather checking out my backside, and it's hidden from the front.
Purses make a lousey place to hid weapons because you've got to get to them and , unlike a holster, it isn't in a consistent place to draw from.
Arethusa
Oct 13 2004, 01:53 AM
I was under the impression that fit women lost breast mass (lower overall body fat), and that a large bust wouldn't be a huge issue in a draw, assuming you're fit for combat. That said, under a jacket seems to be your best shot, as small of the back seems to be inviting detection from a guy ogling in profile (slim waist with form fitting clothing: danger! you gotta recognise!). Not being a woman, of course, this is all conjecture and vaguely educated guess.
Also, have to disagree about the beach. A sarong or similar large wrap and inner thigh holster can let you pack quite a bit. Uncomfortable, yes, but not impossible. At the worst, a one piece and a ceramic knife on the small of the back is pretty nifty, assuming you aren't in the water.
Wutasumi
Oct 13 2004, 01:55 AM
You know what? If you are going to a beach party, work on your stealth or unarmed skill. At best you'll be able to take a knife. You're screwed unless you can take a purse women. Sorry. Rely on your negoation skills or somthing, hope your GM isn't evil.
Kanada Ten
Oct 13 2004, 02:18 AM
Placing a small pistol on the forearm while wearing a formal dress with the open cuffs
* or while wearing loose fitting overcoat
*.
I would think custom designed clothing would
suit the needs best here. A return to early fashions using a rear bow
* or (making up the term here) ripple wake lace tail that has layers of flowing fabric to conceal a pocket
*. Or using the collar to create a cavern between the neck and lower back in a cloak fashion
*.
Siege
Oct 13 2004, 04:06 AM
As a rule yes, fit and active women tend to have smaller bust lines - provided, of course, they haven't opted for augmentation.
As for just dropping a gun into a purse, yes - that would be bad.
But a purse designed with an integral holster for the express purpose of holding and storing a gun? That's more feasible. For that matter, an extra flap that covers a holster concealed inside the material of the purse, allowing the wearer to grip the handle without accessing a purse's traditional point of entry.
Granted, it wouldn't be as fluid and as natural as sporting a quickdraw holster on one's hip, but that's not what we're aiming for, is it?

-Siege
Siege
Oct 13 2004, 04:07 AM
On her forearm? Kanada, that's either one hell of a small pistol or a pretty impressive forearm.
-Siege
Wounded Ronin
Oct 13 2004, 04:08 AM
QUOTE (Kanada Ten) |
I would think custom designed clothing would suit the needs best here. A return to early fashions using a rear bow* |
Or indeed, a gigantic ribbon so as to make us complain even more how Shadowrun is "turning into anime".
Snow_Fox
Oct 14 2004, 03:26 AM
I have small fore arms, unless I'm going for big "pirate"sleeves that going to have to be a tiny gun.
Anita Black favors silver bullets and a shot gun loaded with silver shot. She's a licenced executioner, and later on Federal Marshal, she doesn't sweat conceled.
Kanada Ten
Oct 14 2004, 03:32 AM
QUOTE |
I have small fore arms, unless I'm going for big "pirate"sleeves that going to have to be a tiny gun. |
This might be slightly tangent to the thread, but would you consider a body cavity? A cybernetic or rather, synthetic opening using - let's say - the naval which would appear normal size but if activated via DNI or some physical que allows one to push their hand inside the now flexible opening to retire a weapon. Obviously, an empty stomach is required and still a smaller than larger pistol, but technically possible.
The other option is a gun that requires some assembly, but I imagine you've considered that.