A BTL feed that makes you see the entirety of The Simple Life in a matter of minutes. If you're really cruel, switch the show to an Argentinean soap opera.

Your turn.

you are locked in a small room with a politcal radical, you are only let out when you get them to admitt their is any flaw in their logic.

Are they like Mexican telenovellas? If so, that's some rough stuff.

Hmmm...

I can't think of one on my own right now, but I'll put one ingenious one I remember reading from a White Wolf games quotes page (it was originally a Harrowing in "Wraith: The Oblivion"):

"Imagine you're in the sweetest car ever made. Bright candy-apple red, turbo-powered, sleek-looking. Imagine there's a straightaway in front of you, extending as far as the eye can see. No stop lights or stop signs, no cops. Now imagine there's speed bumps placed on the road, ever two feet or so, for the entire straightaway. Think about that for a half hour till I get back."

Make a simsense feed of that, and it could be good.

BTL loop of having sex...but never being able to achieve orgasm.

Find the original versions of every movie from MST3K (with out the robot) and put them all into a single into a 10-second BTL. Loop for several hours.

MST3K?

No, i gets outa work around 2 in da mowning. nothing on cept Adult Swim, some crap on Sci-Fi or G4, or infomercials. By the time i wakes up i needs to pick up me girls from school and all they wanna watch is disney, annie, or elmo.

I've seen it, just didn't recognize it in acronym form. Well, I've seen half of one episode. That show on repeat could definitely be classified as torture.

get target's daughter ( this one required target to have 2 daughters)

Rape girl to death.... correction have someone who will enjoy it rape girl to death, while connected to Full-X Simrig



Clean up BTL recording, and enhance enjoyment and addiction sections

Use on target, repeat until completely desensitized, until all moral compunctions about raping daughter to death are gone and only the joy of it remains.

Let target loose in room with other daughter.

Let wifey catch them just as girl dies.

And then?

Isn't it supposed to be darkly funny? There is nothing funny (to say the least) about rape. Not at all.

I agree. buzz kill.


To come back. be starved for two days. then have the ingredients for all your favoirte meals laid out before you, and told they will be cooked. correctly, by a naked lepper.

hell yeah, clowns arn't funny, they just freakish and wrong.

Have the poor unfortunate interrogated by someone with an Alex Trebeck personafix.

I've been raped

I doubt that: had you really been raped, you wouldn't want to discuss something so private on a public forum.

really?
want the full story over PM?
I can talk about it these days, but being called a Liar for admitting it is half the reason it took me so long to speak, and probably a goot part of the reason why so many people never speak

Congratsgirl, you are now officially part of the problem

Both of you play nice. NOW!

This thread was set up for humor. Even if you've been lucky enough to put the details of a rape behind you and get on with your life, i think we can agree it is not a humorus topic!

So please take that to pm's and out of here, m'kay?

. . .Well, I officially feel shitty.

It's just so easy for people to throw out lies just to get attention on the Internet, and I thought that that's what you were doing. I'm not offering that up as an excuse for what I wrote--it was inexcusable--but rather as a simple explanation. I'm so sorry. I'll slink away now . . . .

As an on-again off-again sufferer of acute paranoia I can assure you that there is nothing funny about it.

Just kidding.

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Kill a loved one while they're watching, and let them see you turn them into food (jerky lasts a while, but something more palatable might be doable). Then lock them away with no food and let them decide just how hungry they are after a few days.

Maybe we should put the bananaphone link here? That would be interesting...

you are a monster.

James, just lay off, she admitted she was wrong to do what she did.

BANANAPHONE- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521

Well, I just read an Economist article that touched on some of the torture that took place in Sierra Leone. It was truly horrific torture and yet it often had a certain sadistic humor to it. I guess that's what happens when you introduce child soldiers into a conflict. They get mentally broken but don't really have any mental-maturity related stops on what they do to others.

The article mentioned the following things:

1.) Cutting open pregnant women after making bets on the gender of the foetus.

Really horrible but you can sort of see how a twisted individual would see humor in this.

2.) Mutilating a son, cutting out his heart, and shoving it in his grandmother's mouth.

Same deal.

3.) Closing mouths with padlocks through flesh and sewing vaginas shut with fishing line.

I'm not sure whether the practice of doing this or whether the movies invented this first because I remember seeing a few movies and internet porn fics that dealt with things like stapling shut body parts. Regardless, once again you can see how a really sick person could derive humor from this.

I could actually see something like this go down in a campaign. If a PC were to get captured maybe his or her captors decide to punch a hole through the upper lip, tongue, and lower lip, and then lock a padlock through all three. That would give the equivalent of a L wound but if the PC took any hits to the mouth the tongue would be severed for another L or M wound. (Maybe M if there's a lot of blood loss.)

Then you could have a mini rescue arc where the character has to do a bunch of things to help the team spring him/her while having this padlock danging in the mouth. Pretty psychological, I think.

True. But I'm wondering what you do with a cup full of blood while you're being chased through west Africa.

*shrugs*

Considering it's that time of year, force them to do their taxes without any mechanical aid.

Just split the difference and shove a towel into your mouth.

that was a burn.

Indeed it was; perhaps even n-th degree.