I'd have to toss my chips in with James.
I'd still live in a tiny apartment, except now I can be pretty sure I will have the money for my rent plus medical care, and the commute will likely be kinder. I'll also have the advantage of the private facilities of my corporation, and the general mindset that taking care of my personal life for me means I will work better. I'll likely have a job which actually tests my skills because putting a programmer in charge of intern work is a waste of resources. I'd have cyberware, which is awesome, and the matrix, which is awesome. Assuming I'm coming in at about the same social class I'm in now, in the real world, disease and the barrens aren't really a concern. My luxury time includes better online games, more fun movies, more geeky pursuits I enjoy.
The big downside is I'd have to work longer hours and see less of my actual pay (swapping it out for other extras the job offers) and nasty food. Strangely enough, jobs seem more secure in Shadowrun than they do IRL due to the concept of corporate loyalty. Life expectancy is surprisingly high.
Sure, Shadowrun has its risks, but so does real life, and playing as shadowrunners, we generally ONLY see the risky parts of the job. Most people in the shadowrun universe likely make it through their entire life without contracting a mysterious disease, getting shot, kidnapped, tested upon, dissected, etc.
To answer the comments here:
- You've probably lost all your savings in the Crash 2.0.
Being young, I have about $7k in the bank. I'll live.
-Your corporation is now picking up your tab and owns your ass in perpetuity (as well as the asses of all future generations of McMurrays).
So they have a vested interest in making sure I'm healthy and happy, no?
-You've been moved to a miserable office with grey lighting and there's no windows within 500 yards, and they don't let you decorate it with AR because that's a distraction.
That's where I am now (except the window is closer to 30 yards, but it overlooks a parking lot).
-You work 12 hours a day, because if you don't someone else will, and when I say work, I really do mean work, because they're always watching you.
This is my one luxury
But at least I'd work doing what I enjoy - programming, instead of the stupid work I do now.
-You spend another three hours a day stuck in traffic because some git's blown up half the street.
This depends on where you work. If I'm still in the gov't, yeah. If I'm in a corporation, especially one that expects me to work 12 hours a day, this is a lot less likely. They are far more likely to make sure corporate housing is available, or at least there is housing available in the local area. An hour drive + odds of accidents seriously impacts productivity and dependability of ALL employees.
-Hackers keep taking money out of your account, and nobody seems to want to do anything about it.
I question this as well. Zurich - the banking corporation - has very, very tough systems. Do you have any evidence that hacking money out of accounts is a regularly occuring problem in Shadowrun? Even with dedicated decker characters, I've yet to see anyone even try.
-You can't go out at night without a) somebody picking your pockets, b) somebody picking a fight with you, c) somebody trying to sell you their 'services', or d) somebody trying to recruit you to a cult.
I'm a geek. I don't go out anyways.
-You get assaulted by spam just about everywhere you go, despite spending half your life and wage upgrading your filters to the latest version you can afford. You'd turn your commlink off, but you need it on to pass the toll booths.
I'm a geek. I get harassed by spam anyways.
-You are bombarded by glamorous trid shows full of cool tech that you can't actually afford (probably ever), while simultaneously getting bombarded with the message that you're just a wageslave among a billion and you'll never amount to anything more (so why not try our new SimThriller experience!).
I'm a geek, I look at things I can't buy anyways. Seriously, this is a reason why I should turn down the shadowrun life? I'd already have a datajack, how cool is that???
-Your 14-year old daughter comes home one day as an Ork poser.
Hawt. Oh wait, she's my daughter? Huh... That's a shame.
-She's dating a troll called FcukU who chews pencils like some punks would chew toothpicks. And sometimes you swear she's walking funny.
Again, seriously, how is this different from real life? It's not like teenage pregnancy isn't a common problem. Plus at least now I can tell Lone Star that FcukU has been up to some BTL dealing and they can go break some knee caps. After all, he is a troll, we know they're all dock workers or dealers anyway, right?