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Kyoto Kid
...now that's good comedy. grinbig.gif
Fygg Nuuton
ahhh classic
BookWyrm
QUOTE (Fix-it)
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The ONLY reason mil-spec armor goes on sale is because it failed.


Er, We in the military surplus buisness prefer the term "Slightly Used."

Agreed. My euphamism filter wasn't working at the time.
BookWyrm
QUOTE (Fygg Nuuton)
QUOTE (eidolon @ Sep 29 2006, 02:13 PM)
Spoon!

Indeed.

Thirded.
Fortune
What kept the grenade attached to the Sammie's chest after the pin was removed and the spoon sprung?
Fygg Nuuton
QUOTE (Fortune @ Oct 10 2006, 07:13 PM)
What kept the grenade attached to the Sammie's chest after the pin was removed and the spoon sprung?

Because...

"Theres no reason to buy a tactical vest when you have duct tape!"

I asked "how would that work?" to which they replied "just duct tape the body of the grenade to the vest duh"
Fortune
I see. eek.gif

Serves him right then.
eidolon
QUOTE (Fygg Nuuton)
"Theres no reason to buy a tactical vest when you have duct tape!"

I asked "how would that work?" to which they replied "just duct tape the body of the grenade to the vest duh"

That is seven kinds of awesome.
lorechaser
Yeah, that detail really should have been included at the first, to spill out all the comedy at once. wink.gif

Duct tape. Grenades. What could go wrong?
BookWyrm
Don't jinx it, lorechaser.
Shrike30
I've taped SMOKE grenades to my characters before, but taping the other kind seems like a bad idea.
fistandantilus4.0
that' s what vests w/ combat webbing are for. Handy dandy little pockets. snap on even!
James McMurray
Even a smoke grenade is kinda risky. Those suckers can get pretty hot. You probably wouldn't be killed, but a burnt hole in your jacket and bubbling flesh is never fun.
Ryu
Id also imagine thats rather close for continued breathing if you dont keep moving, but Ive got no real-world experience in that regard.

What was the purpose of said grenade-tapeing? Leaving a smoketrail?
eidolon
Nah, look over it again. Tape negates the need for a tactical vest. smile.gif
Fygg Nuuton
it's a time you hear the classic line.

"What could possibly go wrong?"
eidolon
Ah, Hot Shots. smile.gif
Wounded Ronin
I think that we should have some kind of stickied thread that's just a collection of ways to have GMs make bad things happen to the players.
Ryu
My players are creative enough on their own, thank you.

Last sunday a neurostun grenade was used inside a building without noticeable air circulation. Distance to team = 3m. Number of rebreathers = 1. Number of stunned PCs = 1 (only by luck, the others were still figuring out how to get upstairs and into the action).
eidolon
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin)
I think that we should have some kind of stickied thread that's just a collection of ways to have GMs make bad things happen to the players.

Why, so people could constantly raid the thread to point out how they're an idiot, and how they would have done it so much better, and their way is the True Way of Shadowrun?

Nah. wink.gif
Fygg Nuuton
Quite the contrary, I find that if the PCs don't do something stupid each run than it's no longer Shadowrun.
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