How much does a Johnson pay to have shadowrunners tentacle-rape a schoolgirl?

Dunno, depends of what depraved elements he can contact I guess. But the parents hiring shadowrunners to find some pervert tentacle rapist and bring him to justice makes for a great adventure with a few disturbing moments as the runners come in contact with the associated scene while pursuing the culprit.

That scenario is substantially less fun, however.

Of course, the whole tentacle rape followed by a strangle thing is totally unimaginative. There are ways to go which draw out the fun for a very long time. Take, for example, the fun of hollowing out one of the pleasure tentacles and putting an air pump in so that it can be used as a mechanical ventilator and intubate the person with it for hours on end. There is also the extreme fun of just cutting an extra hole into a conscious person's abdomen or torso and penetrating it slowly and carefully as to not cause any damage to the internal organs. I imagine that there is nothing like being massaged to orgasm by a person's beating heart and expanding lungs. And, of course, your pleasure tentacles should all have cybereyes with eyelights and low-light vision, so that you can always see where you are and what you are going.

There isn't any fun in the quick kill. None at all. Impregnating them with genetically engineered non-anthropomorphic creatures and keeping them in your basement until they give birth; that's fun.

This, of course, brings us to spirits. Some spirits can impregnate human females; we know this from Earthdawn. Tentacled demons impregnating virgin schoolgirls with their tentacled demon-spawn is potentially a very real problem. And then you've got to wonder about the legal status of half-metahuman/half-tentacle-demon children. Luckily, there is a distinct lack of human/spirit impregnation this early in the mana cycle. Given the uncertenties about the legal status of Free Spirits, the existence of half-spirits would open up a whole new can of worms.

Which brings us back to necrophillia. Some people mentioned ghouls and vampires. That's just silly. Both are alive. For necrophillia, you want to have a possession spirit and a corpse.

And then you have zombie rape. I've read some highly violent D&D porn with zombie rape, but it doesn't tend to be common in Shadowrun. Now, zombie rape is all about the sadistic voyeuristic pleasure that the summoning magician gains by watching someone get raped by a zombie, which is extra disgusting and degrading due to the fact that the rape is being carried out by an animate rotting corpse, the riper the better, so long as it has flesh.
But this pales in comparison to the fun had by a SR3 Grande Zombie, due to its need to drain essence it is necessary for it to form a strong emotional connection to its victims. Zombie rape is the fastest way to form such an emotional connection, and I imagine that many Grande Zombies would take a great deal of sadistic pleasure in doing just that.

I don't think it would be all that expensive... let's just price it out

2 synthetic lower cyberarms
2 synthetic lower cyberlegs (shaped for digitigrade movement)
1 synthetic cybertorso (shaped for more animalistic profile)
1 synthetic cyberskull (kitty skull )
1 sim module modified for hot sim*
1 datajack for uploading skillsofts without having the
1 Rating 5 skillwire set (you REALLY want porn star quality acting )
1 fake tail (is not a balance tail... kitty isn't moving fast enough to need a whole lot of balance augmentation)

NOTE: ALL Wireless for cyberkitty is turned OFF! No assassins using your joytoy to kill you.

Total cost 93,500 . Just a little more expensive than a stock Eurowind 3K sports car. It lasts longer and is more fun.

* is it possible to modify a Hot sim module to be a sim rig if it is implanted? If it's possible, then use cyberkitty as a sim porno actress.

This is of course without ANY upgrades, or the software... I would not know what software you would want. I'm thinking Activesoft 4's for sexual interaction and activesoft 3's for movement/potty training.

You can kit your cyberkitty with the following:

- hand razors for all 4 limbs, stength 1 and agility 2 upgrades (Hydraulic jacks in back legs for more jumping distance)
- Synaptic Booster level 2 for speed
- Radar and Ultrasound sensors, level 2 cyberears (Balance augmentor, Audio enhancement 3, damper) and level 2 cybereyes (lowlight, thermo, vision enhancement 3, flair compensation) so that cyberkitty is pretty aware of her surroundings and is NOT blinded no matter what the situation

Cyberkitty would have strength 4/agility 5 & 3 IP... not that great for a street sammie, but hell for those suit types who piss off the master.

Total price tag for cyberkitty joytoy/uber bodyguard: 312,200 ... this is without ANY alpha grade hardware (except synaptic booster) and without any software. I can see activesoft 4 close combat (cyberweapons) and activesoft 3 movement, and activesoft 3 dodge. You want to make sure your kitty can fight in HTH. This is in addition to the sex & potty training software above.

If you wanted to squeeze more stuff into cyberkitty... you need to go with Alpha level cyber... and the price just goes up from there.

I'm pretty sure there was a line like "she bared her fangs and, before they grabbed him by the neck and crushed his throat, he saw what darkness had hidden so many nights before".


Except for the part where there are no demons in SR. And I doupt you'll just like that summon a Horror without lots of dragons, IEs and whatnot coming after you ... though if you can summon yourself one ... hm. Then again, I never really liked Thais, myself, so that idea propably is less than brilliant.


Horror/metahuman hybrids have one hell of a tough life.


Yup, that totally makes sense. Goes for all the other essence draining mmvv critters too, by the way.

It's all about flavor. One tradition's spirit is another tradition's angel is another tradition's demon

Of course, but then again there's a point when people get offended here. I remember the forums getting in a big uproar a few months ago because Augmentation introduced penis and breast implants and I wanted to find topics that 'shock' since we're looking for what's considered to be explicit and weird in a society that is apparently much more liberal than ours, but not offend people, especially since there's always readers who can't tell apart narrative from personal views.
I'm already involved in a similar clinch in another forum because someone got offended by some random objective generation tool suggesting to him to blow up a Kindergarten.
Also there's the aspect of tentacle rape "now" where it's become an internet meme and there's lots of jokes as well as ridiculous Hentai about it and the imagination of tentacle rape as a real scene. With all it's abysses, all the fear, as well as the actionist politicians.



Yes, that WOULD deliver a nice story only that as you said, those things are only mentioned in ED and personally I leave ED as far out of my SR as I can. In SR today there's no evidence of spirit impregnation being possible. You could maybe argue that there's the possibility of having a subject being inhabitated by a spirit while keeping the victim alive as long through the merge as possible.
Another approach would probably be nanotechnology. You could go as far as implanting a small nanoforge in the abdomen of the victim to build something that could reach from small household items up to a fan that when completed will switch on and turn the victim's organs into a fine paste. Go from there...



Nice twist, I never used zombies in SR2/3 so this didn't come to my mind. I'd once thought about a similar thing involving a free blood spirit but threw it away due to how rare blood spirits really are.

There is a cannon half-spirit in SR from the Universal Brotherhood sourcebook (Missing Blood is the adventure, I believe). Basically, a Fly spirit inhabited a woman who was already pregnant, which somehow turned the baby into a hybrid. Thus, it was more like Blade than Alucard. I believe it ended up being killed, I believe, but it was just a baby and thus couldn't do anything but lay in a crib, cry, puke, and drink milk. It was the cutest ugliest abomination ever.

I'm unsure if a bug spirit inhabiting a body would be able to reproduce with a metahuman with similar results. It certainly isn't impossible.



That wasn't "Oh my God, its breasts and a penis! Run for your lives and cover the children's eyes!". That was " the presence of these items serves no purpose and is unnecessarily limiting."

Previously, cyberbreasts and cyberpenises could always have been included as handwaved fluff. Now you have to keep track of it on your character sheet. It isn't nearly as fun anymore due to the fact that it costs essence and capacity. You can't put a poison gland in it because it doesn't have its own capacity. Your penis may be able to play MP3s, but it is far less flexible than would could be had when it wasn't stated. In fact, having it stated makes the tentacle-crotch kind of impossible, as well.

Of course, the fact that it costs essence means that the people most likely to have cybergenitals (low essence samurai) won't because doing so would eat up essence that could be better used for combat 'ware. It also means that mages won't get them because it eats up essence that could be better used for spellcasting ability enhancing 'ware or just kept for spellcasting. And adepts won't get one becuase it eats up essence that could better be spent on attribute enhancing 'ware or saved for power points. And Technomancers won't have them for similar reasons.
That leaves only dedicated deckers/riggers who don't have much in the way of essence costs in SR4. But, that essence would be better spent diversifying away from that dedicated role. Gah!

Thus, statting them means that no one will have them. (except for Real Roleplayers).

See, the problem is people are so obsessed with their cyberpenis' ability to get hard, that they often overlook the importance of flexibility in a good cyberpenis.

From what I recall, it was about those implants eating up oh so much "valuable space" in the sourcebook that could allegedly have been used for much more useful stuff. That argument caved in immediately and it became about the implants being "juvenile" and stuff. Then I rolled my eyes and quit reading.
There was at that time a similar thing involving catgirls too. I didn't even look at more than the topic title anymore and scrapped the human cow I was constructing as a joke build



Well, it's only .1 essence and if my players complained about that, I'd probably just handwave it. The whole discussion about it had more of a "Much ado about nothing" feel to me. But let's not derail into that old stuff anymore. That's for thread necrophilia, we're talking about real necrophilia here!

All I can add to this is....

The Internet is for porn,
The Internet is for porn,
All day long I stroke my horn for Porn, Porn, Porn

At least that's how I imagine the Matrix anyways...all sexual depravity all the time...thus the real reason for wifi inhibiting wall paper.



BTW, This thread had been going on for so long I had to do it.... and a cookie goes to whoever gets where the italics is from.

Real Roleplayers should be unafraid to make the cyberkitty joygirl/slavegirl listed above, who broke her conditioning, and who is now running in shadows.

Without being ridiculed by others. =(

Avenue Q, obviously.

Big ups for culture (I really didn't expect that in where this thread had been)

I owe you one cookie...you going to be at GenCon

And now I'm going to be singing The Internet is for Porn all day in my head.
Thank you.

I can see it now, I'll be working at my desk, humming along having a grand time, get caught up in what I'm doing and absentmindedly call out, "FOR POOOOOORN!"
Today should be an interesting day at the office.

Those were mentioned in other, previous books, though never given stats, though.


Well, Augmentation's selection of cyber was a whole lot less senseless than, say, Arsenal's vehicles section. And a few fluff implants were highly overdue in SR, if you ask me.

They just missed a compartment in the cyber penis for that minidisc player, sadly. Or, say, a cyber gun, laser, poison extractor or one of those mouth dart thingies. Those would also make blowjobs rather interesting. Oh yeah. Reminds me of 'life according to Garp" and Monica Lewinsky.

Two words: Tokusatsu fetish

Given that, I'm starting to wonder, if Ralf König's killer condom could be genetically engineered...

Of course.

You'd just need a tube worm of appropriate size, or maybe a hook worm of sorts. Take the tube worm, genengineer it's mouth opening so that it has a monowire sling it can contract when rubbed, and ... presto.

I never said it was ridiculous. Why would you think that I thought so?

@hyzmarca: The link that you gave didn't work for me. Could you please give us another link.

@everyone: What do you think about my cyberkitty and my "upgraded" cyberkitty?

Just log into Second Life for a few minutes and see what it is like.

Wow hyz, I come back to this thread after a few day and you are completely owning it. I really like to see the tentacle possibilities explored. Ive never really considered what it would be to fuck internal organs. Some other life I suppose.

I can totally see a shadowrun that involves getting a kidnapped daughter, class trip, or kindergarten ( ) back from an underground fetish circle. Perhaps it could become a campaign, when the runners realize just how far up the circle goes, involving prominent politicians. It might even tie into Humanis or Illuminates of New Dawn (Ive always wondered what the secret shit they do is). Or you could tie it to Brackhaven and it could come out just before the election.

Or, for those retro-players, examine just how far Deus went into exploring the human body. Oh yeah, I feel the making of a new hentai coming! Cyber tentacles for all!

Well, I'd rather put the involved prominent figures into an organisation the runners love to trust, like MOM or GreenWar, if only because it's broing to always play the same "humanis is rotten" cliche.

Deus went very far. that flesh factory of chrysalis' is what a part of deus' maze looked like, or comes close.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8595/56...rrangersbm1.jpg

The upgraded cyberkitty is a bit dangerous for a sex toy, though it doubles as a bodyguard, which is always nice.

I've also got to mention the very interesting and impractical fetish of Unbirthing. The big impediment here is volume. The human female uterus is simply not large enough to hold a full-grown adult body, not to mention the difficulty of getting a full-grown adult into the uterus. To this end, cyberware and bioware can be very helpful. Actually, to indulge in that properly one would probably need a giant biodrone, though there doesn't seem and reason why a character couldn't have a huge cybertorso.

On the tamer aspect, latex dermal sheathing would probably be popular in some circles.

While we're at it, we've already talked about necrophilia, cutting apart people and now unbirthing. Let's talk vore! If you're more the feeding kind of guy - well, we've already pretty much talked it through, human lives aren't worth much anymore. Yet the same problem as with unbirthing arises if you're fantasizing about swallowing someone whole.
If you're more into being eaten, well your friendly ghoul colony might be an address for the (last) sexual encounter of your lifetime... If your fantasy involves being digested, I'd say it just might be possible to grow something like an artificial stomach in a vat for such things. Though to a real feeder that might feel a bit like having sex with a blow-up doll.
I could only think of a very skinny dwarf and a very large troll with several hefty bioware mods to expand his mouth, oesophagus and stomach to be able to do this.

You wouldnt want your cyberkitty to be too dangerous unless the controls were assured. Luckily with kink bombs, and personality overlays, I guess, you can have a totally tame sex kitten, that turns into an attack assassin on command, and then back after. Hmm. This sounds like a better and better idea for Mr. Important Yakuza dude, or what have you.

For vore there's always dragons. I imagine that it is one of the few sexual activities that a dragon can perform with a metahuman without breaking their long-standing taboo against dragon/metahuman mating.

There is also the issue of gender-switching. I'm not talking about that incomplete essence-intensive surgery in Augmentation either. I'm talking about a full cyberware and bioware suite that would let you switch gender on the fly. In just a few minutes you could switch between male, female, and everything in between. Basically, it would include parts which are fully close able and retractable along with a false front and possibly ware to subtly alter bone structure, (a full cyberpelvis that can switch between masculine and feminine configurations, for example.

This is one of the reasons I wish there was full body facial sculpt for adepts. I mean it is pretty much the same thing (rearranging of bones and tissue), just on a larger scale.

Just double (or triple) the cost of Facial Sculpt and use that.

Or better yet, rule that every level of Facial Sculpt also increases the area that can be affected, but if used for more than the face the Power is considered to be at half the current level.

Now you're trying to outhyzmarca someone.



As long as there's no taboo regarding the asphyxophiliac adolescent black dragon conceiving hords of half-dragon gelatinous cubes in my next D&D campaign, i'm fine.



As in "creatively applied physical mask spell"?
Isn't there also a brief mention of gendernauting in Augmentation?

If we consider dragons an option, then there's also always the way of going full 'borg and have a male and female Otomo body. The fluff text hints at the bodies being fully "equipped"



No, even if I would try, I doubt I could match the master. I've just been reading through the SA forums a lot and used the mighty power of wikipedia ( I tell ya, you can start with any article and click your way through to end up at a weird sex toy or fetish article ). I still consider hyz the uncrowned king of subtle and not-so-subtle fears around here.

Hence the reason I didn't include a commlink and stated quite categorically, that the wireless for the cyberware is turned off. Even with the upgraded version there was no commlink. Why have your sex toy turn on you.




That was what I was thinking. You would have to go with alpha grade 'ware to make cyberkitty a lot nastier, but just the version I put out she would be nasty enough to put low level runners on their guard... for the scum that meets with the Yakuza Boss... cyberkitty would turn them into chew toys right quick.

Amen to that! I'd scare myself if I went that far into the "weird" Sex fetishes.

Edit: sorry about the double post. I meant to add this to my previous post.

What about crafting an ally spirit specifically to your sexual whim? Or binding an air spirit and making them a greater spirit with an alternate form of a beautiful man/woman/whatever? In this case, services takes on a whole new meaning...

How about astral sex? Or astral voyeurism? What about astral/physical sex (I can feel your spirit inside of me...)? What about sex while astrally perceiving?

I totally just envisioned an initiatory group of voyeuristic mages.

"Hey Pete, were totally digging the vibes coming from this orgy, but Dave forgot the popcorn!"

As for spirit sex, you have no idea how long I have wondered how that works. Sex, to be honest, is somewhat boring in it's implementation. I mean really, there three holes and a few other ways to generate friction on a penis (I understand this is biased from the male point of view and referring to normal heterosexual intercourse). Is spirit sex just the same?

1st Service manifest with a vagina or two. 2nd service dont burn my disc to a crisp when I stick it in.

That just seems kind of boring. I mean, if the spirit isn't also wanting for it, then it's just a glorified sex-doll. And why would spirits want to have sex? There is no need for them to reproduce to perpetuate their genes, they are immortal! They also lack a nervous system, so really what can give them pleasure?

Is there some way to have sex with a spirit (ally, summoned, or bound) that increases the spirit's affinity with you? Im totally imagining a spirit harem here, with the water spirits getting mad at you when you favor the fire spirits, etc. I'd also like to keep my ally spirit happy for many centuries, and sex is good for me too! Is there some way for spirit sex to result in birth? By this, I also mean from the vessel the spirit is inhabiting/possessing (or is your sperm also subject to the Resistance to Normal Weapons rule?)

Welcome to Dumpshock, where it doesn't truly count as sex unless your Ally Spirit is in the form of a dikoted™ Ares Viper Silvergun.

If your sperm is a weapon then you have bigger issues to worry about than spirit sex.

The new kink




On the streets of Seattle there three things that are common as the rain. Drones and ripperdocs are two. It would only be a matter of time before some enterprising ripperdoc figured out how to take out the brain of a person and replace it with another. It took an enterprising rigger to figure out that you could also run that person remotely. Thus the third most common thing in Seattle - bunraku parlors.

With standardization there comes availability. With sexualisation there comes kinks. Can you think of any greater kink than taking over the family pet and making it a tool for sexual assault? It is said that most sexual sadists start by torturing animals and then move onto larger prey, why change when technology can continue the exploration of the fantasy unchecked?

WOW I do believe that this is.... very good combinations of shadowrun Mythos elements without going the personal bodymod/anime route. Scary...

I aim to please. Please?

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