Dumpshock is:
The color of television, tuned to a dead channel, but you can just barely make out the porn in the background if you squint hard enough
Full Version: Why I Love Dumpshock
Dumpshock is:
the place you return to after vowing never to come back.
Dumpshock is:
filling my idle hours at work
Dumpshock is:
Porn elves and fluffer trolls are considered the rule rather than exception
the place you return to after vowing never to come back.
Dumpshock is:
filling my idle hours at work
Dumpshock is:
Porn elves and fluffer trolls are considered the rule rather than exception
Dumpshock is:
My happy place.
My happy place.
Dumpshock is
where I escape my work, spousal, and fatherly duties.
where I escape my work, spousal, and fatherly duties.
QUOTE (Bastard @ Feb 17 2011, 11:46 PM) 
Dumpshock is
where I escape my work, spousal, and fatherly duties.
where I escape my work, spousal, and fatherly duties.
You still have Spousal Duties? Wait... no, your a Father, Never Mind...
Dumpshock is:
Where the CIA, FBI, NSA, and HLS watch lists all go batshit insane.
Hello Federal agents!
Where the CIA, FBI, NSA, and HLS watch lists all go batshit insane.
Hello Federal agents!
Dumpshock is:
Where CSIS is trying to figure out what this thing about "Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninjas" and "Bubba the Love Troll" is code for.
Where CSIS is trying to figure out what this thing about "Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninjas" and "Bubba the Love Troll" is code for.
Dumpshock is;
A place I wish had a "like" button.
A place I wish had a "like" button.
Dumpshock is:
The one place in geekdom I can place a Lady Gaga quote in my sig and no one comment on it
The one place in geekdom I can place a Lady Gaga quote in my sig and no one comment on it
Dumpshock is:
where sci-fi meets fantasy, and they get a little drunk.
where sci-fi meets fantasy, and they get a little drunk.
QUOTE (Bastard @ Feb 19 2011, 02:27 AM)
Dumpshock is:
where sci-fi meets fantasy, and they get a little drunk.
where sci-fi meets fantasy, and they get a little drunk.
Dumpshock is:
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy find out that it was a bit more than a "Little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night.
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 18 2011, 10:40 PM)
Dumpshock is:
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy find out that it was a bit more than a "Little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night.
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy find out that it was a bit more than a "Little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night.
Dumpshock is:
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy meet, and get a little drunk, only to find out that it was a bit more than a "little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night and why they have over the counter STD and pregnancy tests.
QUOTE (Bastard @ Feb 19 2011, 01:09 AM)
Dumpshock is:
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy meet, and get a little drunk, only to find out that it was a bit more than a "little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night and why they have over the counter STD and pregnancy tests.
Where Sci-Fi and Fantasy meet, and get a little drunk, only to find out that it was a bit more than a "little", and wake up together the next morning sore and with no memory of the previous night and why they have over the counter STD and pregnancy tests.
And rope burns. Can't forget the rope burns!
And carpet burns.
Dumpshock is...
The home of free-swinging mutated troll dongs.
The home of free-swinging mutated troll dongs.
...Dumpshock is...
...a place where threads periodically rise from the grave like zombies in bad B movies.
...a place where threads periodically rise from the grave like zombies in bad B movies.
Dumpshock is...
Brains?
Brains?
Dumpshock is the place where everything is the same and yet different.
Dumpshock is...
why I drink every day.
why I drink every day.
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 20 2011, 02:10 AM)
Dumpshock is...
Brains?
Brains?
Dumpshock is not a place for zombie sheep and their call for "Graaains!"
Dumpshock is....
Called Dumbshock in my household. Because most of the time, it is.
Called Dumbshock in my household. Because most of the time, it is.
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 20 2011, 06:04 AM)
Dumpshock is not a place for zombie sheep and their call for "Graaains!"
That was baaaaad
Dumpshock - Praise the writers and settings, curse Prescott and their illustrations.
QUOTE (Lindt @ Feb 18 2011, 06:49 PM)
Dumpshock is:
Where the CIA, FBI, NSA, and HLS watch lists all go batshit insane.
Hello Federal agents!
Where the CIA, FBI, NSA, and HLS watch lists all go batshit insane.
Hello Federal agents!
Quoted for massive amounts of truth.
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 21 2011, 02:13 AM)
That was baaaaad
I didn't even come up with it, either! But it's a good one.
Ah ha, I thought I still had it! http://i54.tinypic.com/jl0676.png
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 21 2011, 09:25 AM)
I didn't even come up with it, either! But it's a good one.
Ah ha, I thought I still had it! http://i54.tinypic.com/jl0676.png
Ah ha, I thought I still had it! http://i54.tinypic.com/jl0676.png
Awesome!
Also, Dumpshock is ELITE! ^_^
Dumpshock is ...
brown nipples place
brown nipples place
QUOTE (Tiralee @ Feb 21 2011, 03:44 AM)
Dumpshock - Praise the writers and settings, curse Prescott and their illustrations.
Wait, what?
Pistols at dawn, sirrah.
QUOTE (Headshot_Joe @ May 31 2010, 05:09 PM)
Could it be a big conspiracy that Dumpshock's on my brain?
Dumpshock was the dying word of Charles Foster Kane.
Dumpshock's written backwards on an old Da Vinci scroll.
Dumpshock was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Dumpshock laundered all the cash of Mr. John Gotti.
Dumpshock wrote the by-laws of the whole Illuminati.
Dumpshock changed the recipe of Coke for no reasons.
Dumpshock played 'Becky' on "Roseanne" for two seasons.
Dumpshock was the last opponent that Dale Earnheart raced.
Dumpshock is a Hanukkah gift for those with piss-poor taste.
Dumpshock crashed my car. Dumpshock shot J.R..
Dumpshock knows where Waldo, Hoffa, and Atlantis are.
Dumpshock told Titanic not to worry 'bout the ice.
Dumpshock knows you're naughty, and it knows when you are nice.
Dumpshock flew to Hiroshima when they dropped the bomb.
Dumpshock is your father, cause it hooked up with your Mom!
Dumpshock rigs the Super Bowl with help from John Madden.
Dumpshock was the voice of Iago on "Aladdin".
DUMPSHOCK IS THE FREEDOM, IS THE POWER, IS THE WAY!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE INDIAN WHO SANG "Y-M-C-A"!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE ANSWER, IS THE QUESTION IS YOUR FRIEND!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE SAVIOR THAT WILL SAVE YOU IN THE END!
Dumpshock was the dying word of Charles Foster Kane.
Dumpshock's written backwards on an old Da Vinci scroll.
Dumpshock was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Dumpshock laundered all the cash of Mr. John Gotti.
Dumpshock wrote the by-laws of the whole Illuminati.
Dumpshock changed the recipe of Coke for no reasons.
Dumpshock played 'Becky' on "Roseanne" for two seasons.
Dumpshock was the last opponent that Dale Earnheart raced.
Dumpshock is a Hanukkah gift for those with piss-poor taste.
Dumpshock crashed my car. Dumpshock shot J.R..
Dumpshock knows where Waldo, Hoffa, and Atlantis are.
Dumpshock told Titanic not to worry 'bout the ice.
Dumpshock knows you're naughty, and it knows when you are nice.
Dumpshock flew to Hiroshima when they dropped the bomb.
Dumpshock is your father, cause it hooked up with your Mom!
Dumpshock rigs the Super Bowl with help from John Madden.
Dumpshock was the voice of Iago on "Aladdin".
DUMPSHOCK IS THE FREEDOM, IS THE POWER, IS THE WAY!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE INDIAN WHO SANG "Y-M-C-A"!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE ANSWER, IS THE QUESTION IS YOUR FRIEND!
DUMPSHOCK IS THE SAVIOR THAT WILL SAVE YOU IN THE END!
/applauds
Outstanding!
Dumpshock is:
The place I go to see how NOT to build a character.
Dumpshock is:
The place i just can't quit.
My little piece of heaven.
The real answer to life, death, and everything.
The place i just can't quit.
My little piece of heaven.
The real answer to life, death, and everything.
Dumpshock is a big, hobnailed boot pressed to your face for your entire visit there.
Dumpshock is like a musical, only instead of people breaking into song, they break into spontaneous fanfic.
QUOTE (ravensmuse @ Feb 19 2011, 03:46 AM)
Dumpshock is:
The one place in geekdom I can place a Lady Gaga quote in my sig and no one comment on it
The one place in geekdom I can place a Lady Gaga quote in my sig and no one comment on it
Oh, sure, Lady Gaga's awesome, no disputing that. But if I so much as whisper the Spice Girls.....
Dumpshock is
the one place i can go and not feel the oddest person in the room.
the one place i can go and not feel the oddest person in the room.
Dumpshock Is;
everything mentioned in this thread, but that's only like the first couple of layers.....just wait until you get to the creamy nougat center!
everything mentioned in this thread, but that's only like the first couple of layers.....just wait until you get to the creamy nougat center!
That's not Nougat.
Very creamy, though.
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Apr 1 2011, 08:21 PM)
I'd expect that sort of thing from oglaf, but xkcd?
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Apr 1 2011, 09:26 PM)
I'd expect that sort of thing from oglaf, but xkcd?
bwaahahaahahahahahahaa ^^
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