Except for German Over-Engineering, then Simplicity can be a good substitute.

But I do have a friend that can confirm that German Uparmoured Tanks work damn fine!

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What if you... or someone.... happens to BE one of those people?

Then you find out just how far the rabbit hole goes right quick.

Yah, that's something we should have learned from the Iwans . . A tank that can be driven AND REPAIRED by any mechanic with a wrench and a hammer . . The old T-34 . .

FIRST point of order:
frigging ADMIT that you don't know what you are talking about.
SECOND part: listen and obey when somebody who is helping you is telling you to do something.
in 99% of the cases, it's better to do that. there's allways a margin of error.
when the tech has a bad day, you may have bigger problems afterwards. depending on how you get along.
seriously, you should NOT make somebody angry who can tell you how to wreck your computer . . .
or who can do it from afar without your intervention, if you're REALLY unlucky . .

It can't be that hard to wreck my computer, I've done a fine job of that myself.

it IS slightly more complicated, if you don't have direct access to the machine . . see hacking rules *snickers*
nah, sometimes it's as easy as telling people the truth™ about power supply and power outlet in the wall.

Or "Delete System 32."

well, today, that usually doesn't work anymore.
at least now while actively RUNNING windows.
BUT we have found a better way:
[CAUTION]
LOSE/LOSE
[/CAUTION]
This can and WILL kill your System.

Okay, I would take part in bloodsports or some other thing where actual harm is likely to happen to my body, but THAT.....

I would not do that.

Oh my god, who is more insanse, the maker of the game or the people who plays it?

Yes.

Is that real? Seriously, I want to know. Reading that scared me more than being shot at.

That thing scares me, but the reactions to it make me so happy. I love that we balue computers over ourselves. And I love that typo so much I'm not correcting it.

I'm free, my computer cost me money. Wonder if it does anything to a smartphone.

The top scorer on that game got over 400.








WHAT.

It IS real . . an artist made that.

Corrected for you

i'd thought it'd be redundant to mention that ^^

Not all artists are crazy. Only the good ones.

What is it? I tend not to follow links that say they'll destroy your computer.

The link itself is harmless. as long as you don't click on one of the download links.

It'll lead you to try and eat Pixies alive and squirming!

The blurb under needs to be followed by a Wayans brother popping out of the woodwork and saying "Message!"

If you got that joke you're old (and probably American).

Too late.

It's almost as bad as a bench marked with "Caution: Wet paint", you need to know if it does as advertised. So far i could resist the temptation....

Human curiosity.
The best thing for any bastard ^^

I'd say the people on the high score list are the insane ones.

But they're just full of empty calories!

"Deep-fried pixie! The new diet food: just WATCH the kilos disappear!"

No, they're plain empty of calories.