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redwulf25
QUOTE (sabs @ Jun 14 2011, 11:05 AM) *
If you're IN the Commlink, and have a seemingly legit account, then the system should auto-decrypt it for you. Because noone is going to require you to enter a passphrase everytime your OS tries to edit a system log. That's just not viable.


Sounds like Windows Vista.
hermit
Like someone once said, in SR4, the Matrix became Windows with a bit of magic.
hobgoblin
dear deity, i thought i was down on the deep end when ranting about weapon mounts and launch weapons...
X-Kalibur
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 14 2011, 10:21 AM) *
Like someone once said, in SR4, the Matrix became Windows with a bit of magic.


Well, at least it didn't become OSX.
hermit
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dear deity, i thought i was down on the deep end when ranting about weapon mounts and launch weapons...

I think RvD said that, not me (though he has some points about the general level of nonexistent security measures).
Hida Tsuzua
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 14 2011, 06:13 PM) *
OK, back to the Gun Nuttery, as we're in a topic that I'm fully entrenched in (Even if everyone wants me to shut up. nyahnyah.gif ).

What new or vintage firearm has you drooling over?


While I work on my review of Gun Heaven, I've been going over the firearms with a fine tooth comb.

The MP9 is the best machine pistol. Between 1 innate recoil compensation and default FA mode, it's a great little package. You can get 8 RC for 1 mod slot (3 Gas Vent III barrel slot + 3 Hand Gyromount + 1 innate + 1 personalized grip). The 25 round clip is on the small side (2 FA IPs and 1 double BF IP), but if you really want you can extend it to 31 rounds. That's enough for 3 IPs firing FA which is good enough. If your GM allows it and you can find the RC needed, it'll make a decent base for a quite concealable HV SnS spammer too.

I'm debating the usefulness of the Jianshi. It's BF only and thus take 1 mod slots to fix. But it comes with a powered slide mount (how many mod slots I'm unsure, but my guess is 3). That's free mod slots and you can't buy those with love or money. The dual clips aren't anything special, but alright. Still on the fence on it though.

Edit- For bad math and writing. See Max's post for original mistakes
Mäx
QUOTE (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 14 2011, 10:19 PM) *
31 rounds. That's enough for 4 IPs firing FA

Don't you mean 3, that last one bullet makes for quite a pitiful FA burst wink.gif
QUOTE (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 14 2011, 10:19 PM) *
But it comes with a powered slide mount (how many I'm unsure, but my guess is 3).

Why would you assume it has a more then one?
QUOTE (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 14 2011, 10:19 PM) *
I'm debating the usefulness of the Jianshi. It's BF only and thus take 2 mod slots to fix.

It's SA/BF so 1 mod slot should be enought, unless you planning to add SS mode too grinbig.gif
Hida Tsuzua
QUOTE (Mäx @ Jun 14 2011, 08:59 PM) *
Don't you mean 3, that last one bullet makes for quite a pitiful FA burst wink.gif


You're right. At 31 rounds, it's 3 IP and 4 bullets left over on the fourth. That's still good enough.

Edit- You would typically reload on the 4 IP. But the fight should be wrapping up if not over at that point so you can burn a free (smartgun system) + simple action to reload.

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Why would you assume it has a more then one?

I wrote that wrong. I mean how many slots you can use on the powered slide mount. It's got a maximum size between 1 and 5. Normally it takes up Mod Slots on Mount + 1 mod slots. However since it's an option, it takes up no mod slots. So how big is it? I think it's 3 because that lets you put a underbarrel weapon on it which seems fair.

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It's SA/BF so 1 mod slot should be enought, unless you planning to add SS mode too grinbig.gif


I was looking thinking of the HV mod when I wrote that (that'll teach me to try to figure out how to build the FA HV assault cannon). Mea Culpa. I'm going to figure out what I can do with the powered slide mount. It has less innate recoil compensation than the Ares Alpha, but restricted legality. Pity that it's the most WTF? looking of all the weapons.
Mäx
QUOTE (Hida Tsuzua @ Jun 14 2011, 11:43 PM) *
You're right. At 31 rounds, it's 3 IP and 4 bullets left over on the fourth. That's still good enough.

Huh, FA shoots 10 bullets, so by my math it's exactly 1 bullet left over, as my previous post said.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Mäx @ Jun 14 2011, 02:01 PM) *
Huh, FA shoots 10 bullets, so by my math it's exactly 1 bullet left over, as my previous post said.


There you go using Math again... wobble.gif
squee_nabob
I think Hida was using a Long + Short burst (which is also fully automatic fire, but not a full burst). Long = 6 shots, short = 3, that's 9 a round which would result in 4 bullets left over.

Max is counting 10 for a full burst, which would result in 1 bullet.
CanRay
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Jun 14 2011, 04:11 PM) *
There you go using Math again... wobble.gif

"Math is hard, let's bake cookies for the boys!" - Barbie
Fringe
I love how the picture of the Enfield M1098 (page 5) is actually a SIG. (It looks to me like a P228 or P229.) It's photomanipulated just enough to take out the SIG branding and identification markings. And I wouldn't quite classify a P228 as a holdout pistol.
Hagga
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 14 2011, 02:41 PM) *
Ares is killing many test subjects in Africa to bring you just such items! But before they're ready to be put to market, we must ensure that they are of the highest quality and safety for the user, as to be expected from something marked with the Ares Arms logo!

Ares Arms: Because your life is worth the protection we can provide through our products!

Should be good. Let me make that space based game a lot more fun. Ta.
Socinus
Niiiiiice, I'm liking the Onotari XFactor III. Looks like one of my new go-to bullet hoses.

With an inherent dual-clip system, slap on an Extended Clip to raise the total round capacity to 76. Add a Gas Vent 3, a Folding Stock, an underbarrel Foregrip, Shockpad, and a Personalized Grip to give you 6 points of recoil compensation, 7 if you use the stock. And you still have an extra mod slot on the weapon to play with. It'll be able to fire 7 Full Bursts or 3 rounds of Suppression Fire without stopping to reload. Sink about 4,000 and buy two clips filled with Narcoject Capsule rounds, you can drop entire squadrons of guys with a weapon like this.

Not quite as good as the Praetor in terms of a pure bullet hose, but still pretty awesome.

Only problem is the Advanced Safety System doesn't work because the gun doesn't have a Smartgun System >.<
hermit
Well, you can use that one leftover slot for the smartlink, then. wink.gif
EKBT81
QUOTE (Fringe @ Jun 15 2011, 02:41 AM) *
I love how the picture of the Enfield M1098 (page 5) is actually a SIG. (It looks to me like a P228 or P229.) It's photomanipulated just enough to take out the SIG branding and identification markings. And I wouldn't quite classify a P228 as a holdout pistol.


Is there any explanation who's producing weapons under the "Enfield" name in the 2070s? IRL there hasn't been any firearms manufacturing at the Enfield site since the Royal Small Arms Factory closed in 1988.
hobgoblin
QUOTE (EKBT81 @ Jun 15 2011, 11:34 AM) *
Is there any explanation who's producing weapons under the "Enfield" name in the 2070s? IRL there hasn't been any firearms manufacturing at the Enfield site since the Royal Small Arms Factory closed in 1988.

Maybe SK picked up the trademark?
Fringe
QUOTE (EKBT81 @ Jun 15 2011, 05:34 AM) *
Is there any explanation who's producing weapons under the "Enfield" name in the 2070s? IRL there hasn't been any firearms manufacturing at the Enfield site since the Royal Small Arms Factory closed in 1988.


"This gun was designed to meet the perceived need for a small pistol to be issued to Royal Air Force crews during the EuroWars. It picked up some government sales, primarily to police and protective units that found the small size and enhanced ergonomic features useful. The M1098 is currently produced by Armamentos Murreta at their Cape Town facility." (Gun Heaven, p. 5)

I would guess it would be cheaper to market another gun to the government bureaucrats than to acquire a trademark (Enfield) and slap it onto a shrunken SIG P228. Just because the pistol was issued to the RAF crews doesn't mean they necessarily liked the weapon. How many military small arms are actually bought by the operators who use them? For spec ops, that fraction might be higher, but the rank-and-file get issued whatever they get issued.

"Always remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder." (Murphy's Laws of Warfare)
hermit
Enfield belongs to Integrated Weapons Systems, a subdivision of British Industrial, which is a subsidiary of Regulus Joint Enterprises.
Hida Tsuzua
QUOTE (Socinus @ Jun 15 2011, 09:54 AM) *
Only problem is the Advanced Safety System doesn't work because the gun doesn't have a Smartgun System >.<


I was thinking the same thing myself. But apparently, you only need a smartgun system to install the advanced safety as a mod not as an accessory. I guess the accessory has all its needs to run while the mod doesn't? Regardless, I'm surprised by the lack of smartgun systems among the newer weapons in this book.

As for my analysis of the clip of the MP9, I did the math using the 6 round long burst + 3 round short burst FA option and not the 10 round Full Burst FA option.
CanRay
QUOTE (EKBT81 @ Jun 15 2011, 04:34 AM) *
Is there any explanation who's producing weapons under the "Enfield" name in the 2070s? IRL there hasn't been any firearms manufacturing at the Enfield site since the Royal Small Arms Factory closed in 1988.
It's England, it's Tradition, likely a new factory was built on the site of the old one and the name came back into the use. Or there's another factory at Enfield Lock. Lots of possibilities.
Nath
Hawker-Siddley and BAC (British Aerospace Corporation) also appear in Shadowrun, which suggest the British aerospace & defense industry went a different way in the timeline, with the divergence starting as early as 1979.
Socinus
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 15 2011, 09:25 AM) *
Well, you can use that one leftover slot for the smartlink, then. wink.gif

Not if you buy the Smartlink as an external top-barrel mount smile.gif
Udoshi
So, i just paged through this book.

Noticed a few guys come with built in powered slide mounts.


Has anyone stepped forth and clarified the SIZE of the powered slide mounts?
Because you kind of need to know how many modification slots you can use for an exchangible weapon modification. Guessing it tends to be 3, because thats the size for an underbarrel weapon.

Good job Devs, for not knowing your rules.
hobgoblin
Could be a case of adding the slide mount, but forgetting to specify the value (or meaning to come back and set a specific value once they have done some evaluations). Still, there is also the non-smartgun with iff capability...
hermit
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Good job Devs, for not knowing your rules.

Actually, that's unfair. Not all writers are as blatantly ignorant of the rules as the person who brought us this file. I guess the most glaring mistakes were even taken out, considering his work on War ...
CanRay
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Jun 20 2011, 12:00 AM) *
Good job Devs, for not knowing your rules.
OK, that seems a touch harsh and too far, even for DumpShock. Let's all play nice, it's just a game after all, and a complex one at that. There will be issues that crop up.

That said, an answer would be nice. nyahnyah.gif

OK, get us back on topic (Again): The Civilian Weapons with Internal Magazines, your thoughts!
hobgoblin
Something to put in the hands of the wageslave who's apartment they happen to traverse during the improvised getaway?
Mäx
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 10:39 AM) *
The Civilian Weapons with Internal Magazines, your thoughts!

Nice world building, but maybe 1 with mention about similar weapons would have been enough, sad to see 3 pages spend on such fluff weapons.
CanRay
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jun 21 2011, 04:23 AM) *
Something to put in the hands of the wageslave who's apartment they happen to traverse during the improvised getaway?
And targets of hostile extractions. And mugging victims. And people on the bus/monorail/subway. And...
QUOTE (Mäx @ Jun 21 2011, 06:31 AM) *
Nice world building, but maybe 1 with mention about similar weapons would have been enough, sad to see 3 pages spend on such fluff weapons.
It's the Megas, they're going to be competing for market share. If the art was better, I'd be more than happy.
hermit
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The Civilian Weapons with Internal Magazines, your thoughts!

Declaring these weapons legal throughout the world is a very unpleasant case of ignorance, and one of the instances where the author's own political opinions shine through a lot more than they ought to. Also, it doesn't fit with most fluff at all.

That said, it's certainly a nice suprise for an American-focused campaign, to bring in local flavour (this counts all Ares compounds worldwide, too).

Why would internal magazines be so special though? It's not like today, in states that have a high civilian arms ownership rate, everybody has muskets?

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And targets of hostile extractions.

Oh yeah, and that can really, really backfire for the team involved. Had one such game years ago.

Scenario: hostile extraction of corp scientist from lab. The team - rigger, amerind streetsam, decker, shaman - infiltrates all right, offs a few guards and stuffs them into closets. The streetsam then kicks in the door to the lab where the target was, and sends a few interns and assistants shrieking. And hoses them all down (he always brought his beloved Ingram Valiant LMG to every run for situations like these).

The target, some lear researcher, hides in a cubboard. The streetsam kicks in the cubboard too and the target, clearly freaked, waves around with a Streetline he keeps for personal defense, going all "no don't kill me I can kill you back!"

The amerind was wearing his light military warmour on that run. We played by SR1. The streetline was absolutly no threat. The amerind nonetheless executes the target with a long burst from his LMG. when the otherts ask him what the HELL he just did, he says: "The paleface drew a weapon on me. He insulted my honor as a warrior. It was a matter of prinicple!*"

[ Spoiler ]
CanRay
I will agree that throughout the world is a bit of a reach (Especially in Japan. But don't forget just how bad the world is getting despite being shiny and happy compared to 2050s.).

Internal Magazines prevent rapid reloading either with a Speedloader or a Magazine (*Sighs* CLIP!), while still allowing for a home defense weapon that can be taught to the average user. Muskets are fairly complex in usage due to the fact that overloading the weapon with powder can be far too easily done (Not to mention what happens if you buy the wrong kind of powder!). Having them be light pistols, and the prevalence of armour used by Security Forces now, it makes a lot of sense in high-risk areas (Which, let's face it, is pretty much everywhere that isn't country! And if you're out there, you probably have a hunting rifle!).

Ares Citizens probably have better weapons available to them considering the heavily military influences the Corporation has. John Ares Wageslave might not pull out a Predator, but a Light Fire 70 is easily enough to see him be packing in his briefcase. Of the Ares Bowel Disruptor, the most intimidating revolver available in .38 Special! nyahnyah.gif
hermit
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Internal Magazines prevent rapid reloading either with a Speedloader or a Magazine (*Sighs* CLIP!), while still allowing for a home defense weapon that can be taught to the average user.

Ah, an internal magazine's one of these "to reload insert every bullet you want to reload in slot 1 and waste precious seconds where you can and will be shot" mechanisms. So the usual eject clip/put new clip in is called external magazine?

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Muskets are fairly complex in usage due to the fact that overloading the weapon with powder can be far too easily done (Not to mention what happens if you buy the wrong kind of powder!).

Not thought of it like this, but it makes sense. Or if you scrape the barrel too much, I imagine. I guess that's in parts why those things aren't exactly widely used anymore (save for the Street Sweeper).

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Having them be light pistols, and the prevalence of armour used by Security Forces now, it makes a lot of sense in high-risk areas (Which, let's face it, is pretty much everywhere that isn't country! And if you're out there, you probably have a hunting rifle!).

With the kinds of animals roming the countryside? I'd say an RPG or two are a bare nescessity. And even then there're critters you just cannot do anything about.

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I will agree that throughout the world is a bit of a reach (Especially in Japan. But don't forget just how bad the world is getting despite being shiny and happy compared to 2050s.).

Sure, but where does that make these things any more legal than they already are? It's not like you couldn't buy a license for a gun like this. Maybe decree licenses cost half in "most" countries or something like that, but not "legal everywhere". Because it's not like the whole world is like the CAS. Especially Japan, but also the Britain, Euro-Tír, and Switzerland setting (which, considering IRL Switzerland is handing out assault rifles to every able male and requires by law them to keep it handy and in firing condition at any time, is bizarre in it's own right).

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the Ares Bowel Disruptor, the most intimidating revolver available in .38 Special!

Considering Ares probably inherited DARPA, that makes perfect sense.
hobgoblin
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 05:07 PM) *
(Which, let's face it, is pretty much everywhere that isn't country! And if you're out there, you probably have a hunting rifle!)

Or the humble shotgun, that can take on anything from foul to deer, depending on load. Hell, under SR rules it may even take on some paracritters...
Mäx
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 06:27 PM) *
Ah, an internal magazine's one of these "to reload insert every bullet you want to reload in slot 1 and waste precious seconds where you can and will be shot" mechanisms. So the usual eject clip/put new clip in is called external magazine?

Usually detachable magazine.
CanRay
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 10:27 AM) *
Ah, an internal magazine's one of these "to reload insert every bullet you want to reload in slot 1 and waste precious seconds where you can and will be shot" mechanisms?
Yep. If you've ever played a FPS with a reloading system, think the shotgun from it. Or, if you've played Fallout: New Vegas, think of any of the Lever-Action weapons or the Hunting Shotgun. Here's a description of a Winchester Lever-Action Rifle that includes reloading. That is an internal magazine.

"Clips" in Shadowrun are called "Detachable Magazines", usually called "Box" magazines due to their shape. They are sometimes external (Like the large magazine in front of the trigger guard that you see on a M-16 or AK-47 on TV or in the movies.) and sometimes internal (Like any semi-automatic pistol you see on TV or in the movies, where the magazine is held in the pistol grip.).

QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 10:27 AM) *
With the kinds of animals roming the countryside? I'd say an RPG or two are a bare nescessity. And even then there're critters you just cannot do anything about.
Yeah, but I remember my first game of Rifts well, when I didn't realize there was SDC and MDC, and decided to go hunting... "You paint the forest in Venison." as the GM put it.

QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 10:27 AM) *
Sure, but where does that make these things any more legal than they already are? ...Switzerland setting (which, considering IRL Switzerland is handing out assault rifles to every able male and requires by law them to keep it handy and in firing condition at any time, is bizarre in it's own right).
Not as bizarre as you'd think, as said able-bodied men are either currently serving in the military, or are in the reserves. Add to that the terrain that Switzerland is made up of, and you have a iron-clad reason to never, ever mess with that country in a military manner. Even with modern equipment, which they also have, BTW.

QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jun 21 2011, 10:35 AM) *
Or the humble shotgun, that can take on anything from foul to deer, depending on load. Hell, under SR rules it may even take on some paracritters...
OK, I shall correct myself: "Civilian Longarm". Of course, if you can get your hands on one, a Battle Rifle will work just as well as long as you're not hunting small game.

Shotguns also allow for fowl hunting with birdshot, which is something that shouldn't be discounted either. Finally, the main advantage to being in the wilderness like this: There aren't too many cops around. Perfect for when the heat is on, no? nyahnyah.gif
Gerzel
One thing I think the megas might do is put out an extremely "user friendly" firearm. Something under powered, with tagged ammo, and non-re-loadable (Just bring it back and we'll swap for a new one!).

Add in a small built in dedicated commlink that automatically calls for help as soon as shots are fired and perhaps some pepper spray and you get a personal defense and safety tool.
Mäx
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 08:04 PM) *
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 06:27 PM) *

Sure, but where does that make these things any more legal than they already are? ...Switzerland setting (which, considering IRL Switzerland is handing out assault rifles to every able male and requires by law them to keep it handy and in firing condition at any time, is bizarre in it's own right).

Not as bizarre as you'd think, as said able-bodied men are either currently serving in the military, or are in the reserves. Add to that the terrain that Switzerland is made up of, and you have a iron-clad reason to never, ever mess with that country in a military manner. Even with modern equipment, which they also have, BTW.

He ment that the SR Switzerland setting is bizarre because of that, not that the current situation is bizarre wink.gif
CanRay
QUOTE (Gerzel @ Jun 21 2011, 12:27 PM) *
One thing I think the megas might do is put out an extremely "user friendly" firearm. Something under powered, with tagged ammo, and non-re-loadable (Just bring it back and we'll swap for a new one!).
Vending Machine Personal Defense Systems: Now available at select Stuffer Shacks!

"Why do they never put these things near where they're actually useful?" - Random Pedestrian
hermit
QUOTE (Mäx @ Jun 21 2011, 07:32 PM) *
Not as bizarre as you'd think, as said able-bodied men are either currently serving in the military, or are in the reserves. Add to that the terrain that Switzerland is made up of, and you have a iron-clad reason to never, ever mess with that country in a military manner. Even with modern equipment, which they also have, BTW.

He ment that the SR Switzerland setting is bizarre because of that, not that the current situation is bizarre wink.gif

Exactly. The bizarre part is that they gave this up. After all, it eterred virtually any would-be conqueror for nearly 500 years now. Today's switzerland is the landscape of afghanistan combined with an affluent and hightech country that is convinced to live vaultec's dream. Did you know every swiss citizen had a guaranteed nuclear-proof shelter place reserved for them? or that Switzerland's defense strategy is that every valley is it's own fortress - with hangars and F-16 in every valley, complete with James Bond-ish fake rock hangar doors? And every valley is armed to give all surrounding valleys artillery support over the summits? That country is armed like crazy.

It's totally NUTS they'd just give that up, especially since SR switzerland actually is even more paranoid about an invasion.

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Shotguns also allow for fowl hunting with birdshot, which is something that shouldn't be discounted either. Finally, the main advantage to being in the wilderness like this: There aren't too many cops around. Perfect for when the heat is on, no?

Given there even is wilderness. In most of Europe, there is just dense and somewhat less dense population. Unlike America, with it's large cities separated by lots and lots of ... nothing much.
Gerzel
Actually some large tracts of Europe were de-populated during various events in the Awakening. Forests regrew, and in North Western France you have fogs that disappeared whole towns and small cities.
hermit
Okay, but those areas are just a no-go.

There's the SOX containment zone for a nuclear desaster, the wildlands in england and ireland that are populated by bad mooded fairies, the bretagne which is populated by malignant fairies, and the tox spill zone in poland which is populated by mutants and toxics. and that forest in galicia that eats people.

This is all seriously beyond where a shotgun with birdshot will be helpful.
Fatum
Hey, it's always nice to have one for yourself, at the very least!
CanRay
QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 21 2011, 02:34 PM) *
Given there even is wilderness. In most of Europe, there is just dense and somewhat less dense population. Unlike America, with it's large cities separated by lots and lots of ... nothing much.
Or Canada, where our "Nothing Much" is what we call our cities. nyahnyah.gif
Raiki
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 06:13 PM) *
Or Canada, where our "Nothing Much" is what we call our cities. nyahnyah.gif



Hey, it apparently works for you. Working in the hospitality biz in upstate NY, I encounter a lot of Canadians. And you know what? They're 1000% nicer than almost any American that comes through my hotel, no matter where they're from.

Then again, the Canadians could all just be awestruck by the booming metropolis that is Binghamton, NY. /Sarcasm


~R~
CanRay
One of my tech support jobs having been servicing New York (City, admittedly), I think the issue might be that you're dealing with New Yorkers. nyahnyah.gif

Personally, I have no idea why Canadians are as polite as we are. Then again, I'm a bloody jerk for a (Non-Francophone) Canadian.

EDIT: However, Newfies, on the other hand... But seeing as they were their own country at one time, might not count. Anyhow, give them Screech, and they'll be fine. Until it's time to start the bar fight.
Raiki
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 07:55 PM) *
One of my tech support jobs having been servicing New York (City, admittedly), I think the issue might be that you're dealing with New Yorkers. nyahnyah.gif



You see, there's a reason why Binghamton (which hugs the Pennsylvania border) calls itself 'upstate New York". You can't get much further from upstate without being in the NYC area, but if we don't say that people confuse us with those assholes from the city. It's kind of like assuming everyone from Ontario is from Toronto, ya know?

Short version: Nope, that's not it, we hate those NYC slots too.



~R~
CanRay
QUOTE (Raiki @ Jun 21 2011, 07:01 PM) *
It's kind of like assuming everyone from Ontario is from Toronto, ya know?
~R~
Why not? They think they're all that exists in Ontario.

Except for their cottages, of course. nyahnyah.gif
Fabe
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 21 2011, 01:35 PM) *
Vending Machine Personal Defense Systems: Now available at select Stuffer Shacks!

"Why do they never put these things near where they're actually useful?" - Random Pedestrian

Coming soon: Vending Machine Assassin Drones, Chose target set and contempt level ,drone self destructs upon termination of target .
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