QUOTE (Anymage)
After all, if I want to assassinate Damien Knight, I have a chance.
...but such "chances" do become "game reality" now and then
[Apologies for the digression here]
In that
Other Game (old edition)
On the Demon Prince, Orcus' plane
Party fought the good fight but is pretty much soundly threshed. Crazy eccentric Paladin whips out a
Wand of Wonder and aims it at him, covers her eyes, and fires in a last ditch gesture of futility sure to do nothing more than amuse the demon prince before he destroys us all.
Random effect: Flesh to Stone
Magic Resistance: Auto Fail
Saving Throw: Auto Fail
Druid musters up a rock to mud spell Orcus' slimy remains divided into several bags, taken to material plane where it is dried out, powdered, and then scattered to the four winds.
Orcus is no more, and all through the most improbable sequence of random dice rolls.
...good Drek happens sometimes as well.