Neraph is arguing quite sensibly. You refuse to listen to his (her) arguments because you've gotten fixated upon and locked-up on a meaningless turn of phrase.
I am man.
It *is* amusing when Neraph points out these poorly-written rules, but no one seriously thinks (well, no one serious, anyway) that the broken RAW is what you should play by.
That is mostly the point of what I do. To quote myself from a couple years ago: "The rules of any game are like unto a box. However, while most people think of the box as a perfect cube or rectangular prism, it is the duty of those such as myself to fully explore the realm of the rules, and in doing so we find that this wondrous landscape is no perfect cube nor a rectangular prism, but a glorious polyhedron, with interesting and oft-times humorous oddities of the landscape hidden inside its many, many crevices."