Halinn
Oct 31 2012, 05:06 PM
. Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
(Yes, this is a perfectly valid sentence. Deal with it.)
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Oct 31 2012, 05:14 PM
, thought the petty pretty Princess,
Lionhearted
Oct 31 2012, 05:18 PM
She was quite simple minded.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Oct 31 2012, 05:26 PM
But nice to look at.
StealthSigma
Oct 31 2012, 05:39 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Oct 31 2012, 01:26 PM)

But nice to look at.
She had huge tracts of
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Oct 31 2012, 05:58 PM
exposed creamy white skin, showing
StealthSigma
Oct 31 2012, 06:00 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Oct 31 2012, 01:58 PM)

exposed creamy white skin, showing
ample amounts of creamy white
Lionhearted
Oct 31 2012, 06:02 PM
cherry pies she carried around.
[derailing fanfic success!]
Raiden
Oct 31 2012, 10:01 PM
hiding the cream white
tsuyoshikentsu
Oct 31 2012, 10:14 PM
white cream in milk bottles
Halinn
Oct 31 2012, 11:06 PM
that did not completely cover
Backgammon
Nov 1 2012, 12:28 AM
her ample bosom. Why she
mister__joshua
Nov 1 2012, 02:30 AM
Carried them only she knew,
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 1 2012, 02:11 PM
but she was born with'em,
Backgammon
Nov 1 2012, 04:30 PM
and knew how to milk.
StealthSigma
Nov 1 2012, 08:45 PM
She particularly enjoyed milking the
Halinn
Nov 1 2012, 09:07 PM
cows at her uncle's farm.
FuelDrop
Nov 1 2012, 10:06 PM
"Why am I here?" she
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 1 2012, 10:19 PM
asked plaintitively. "And what would
Backgammon
Nov 1 2012, 11:59 PM
a delusion from Cúchulainn's mind
Raiden
Nov 2 2012, 03:52 AM
have to do with any
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 2 2012, 01:52 PM
of the pretty princess's dreams.
Makoto
Nov 2 2012, 01:59 PM
So she walked to the...
RelentlessImp
Nov 2 2012, 02:28 PM
Stuffer Shack down the road
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 2 2012, 02:42 PM
and purchased a Nuke-It Burrito.
RelentlessImp
Nov 3 2012, 04:08 PM
After eating the corporate snack
Backgammon
Nov 5 2012, 12:06 AM
a Halloweener ganger decided that
Abschalten
Nov 5 2012, 12:56 AM
life was ultimately without meaning
FuelDrop
Nov 5 2012, 12:57 AM
and so he decided to
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 5 2012, 01:06 AM
immolate himself on Halloween Night.
Xenefungus
Nov 5 2012, 04:26 PM
Quickly, a crowd gathered around
Lionhearted
Nov 5 2012, 04:45 PM
to behold the bonfire rising,
[To meta?]
almost normal
Nov 5 2012, 04:59 PM
and THEN...
The phone rang.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 5 2012, 05:23 PM
Have you ever seen somone
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 5 2012, 05:23 PM
on fire answer the phone?
almost normal
Nov 5 2012, 05:25 PM
But rang the phone did,
and rules of story broken.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 5 2012, 05:49 PM
as he burned in agony.
almost normal
Nov 5 2012, 06:46 PM
he picked up the phone,
Lionhearted
Nov 5 2012, 07:11 PM
using his very burnt skinlink
Backgammon
Nov 5 2012, 10:40 PM
, answering "This better be important."
almost normal
Nov 5 2012, 10:45 PM
"Dick Laurent is dead." *click*
Halinn
Nov 6 2012, 12:15 AM
"Who's Dick Laurent?" He thought.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Nov 6 2012, 01:10 AM
Though not for long, as
Halinn
Nov 6 2012, 02:24 AM
he quickly burned to death.
mister__joshua
Nov 6 2012, 11:46 AM
Now a malevolent free spirit
Backgammon
Nov 6 2012, 01:42 PM
overheard the exchange, and thought
almost normal
Nov 6 2012, 01:47 PM
All office furniture 50% off!
mister__joshua
Nov 6 2012, 01:48 PM
He wasn't sure why, but
almost normal
Nov 6 2012, 01:52 PM
That sounded like a deal.
mister__joshua
Nov 6 2012, 01:58 PM
This excited him. Meanwhile, in
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