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, thought the petty pretty Princess,
She was quite simple minded.
But nice to look at.
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Oct 31 2012, 01:26 PM) 
But nice to look at.
She had huge tracts of
exposed creamy white skin, showing
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Oct 31 2012, 01:58 PM)
exposed creamy white skin, showing
ample amounts of creamy white
cherry pies she carried around.
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[derailing fanfic success!]
hiding the cream white
white cream in milk bottles
that did not completely cover
her ample bosom. Why she
Carried them only she knew,
but she was born with'em,
and knew how to milk.
She particularly enjoyed milking the
cows at her uncle's farm.
"Why am I here?" she
asked plaintitively. "And what would
a delusion from Cúchulainn's mind
have to do with any
of the pretty princess's dreams.
So she walked to the...
Stuffer Shack down the road
and purchased a Nuke-It Burrito.
After eating the corporate snack
a Halloweener ganger decided that
life was ultimately without meaning
and so he decided to
immolate himself on Halloween Night.
Quickly, a crowd gathered around
to behold the bonfire rising,
[To meta?]
[To meta?]
and THEN...
The phone rang.
The phone rang.
Have you ever seen somone
on fire answer the phone?
But rang the phone did,
and rules of story broken.
and rules of story broken.
as he burned in agony.
he picked up the phone,
using his very burnt skinlink
, answering "This better be important."
"Dick Laurent is dead." *click*
"Who's Dick Laurent?" He thought.
Though not for long, as
he quickly burned to death.
Now a malevolent free spirit
overheard the exchange, and thought
All office furniture 50% off!
He wasn't sure why, but
That sounded like a deal.
This excited him. Meanwhile, in
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