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Beijing, butterflies flapped their wings.
Many thought this was irrelevant
until downtown Seattle was burned.
by overpriced office furniture again.
"Again" he though, reflecting upon
his past furniture salesman experience,
"we should use non-flammable materials."
"I thought 'Inflammable' was enough"
And so did Dick Laurent.
Before his gruesome, untimely demise.
The true question, however, was
if the ghoul had any
extra finger snacks in his
secret stash of infected goodness.
But of course, he thought
about quite magical mojo snacks
then his brain inexplicably imploded.
Meanwhile, in Club Penumbra, the
QUOTE (Backgammon @ Nov 7 2012, 08:43 AM) 
Meanwhile, in Club Penumbra, the
work to spay and neuter
the gorgeous Hermaphroditic Orc dancer
was well underway, when suddenly
the Lesbain Elf Ninja cadre
died off, lacking procreative abilities.
Seeing this, the Club Bouncers
decided never to go gay.
unless backed into a corner.
Which they were, by a
terrible end to this story.
Of course, the Bouncers managed
finding work in Eclipse Phase
, the hottest new Club in
Seattle's Little Rio de Janerio,
and "I'm from Beunos Aires,
the city the Bugs destroyed
I say kill em all!"
, was their unusual daily greeting.
Thus the Princess's Nightmares continued.
Day after day after day
She was in another castle.
The EVO scientist monitoring this
sinister experiment on the Technomantic
ghoul, annoying rabid fanboys everywhere.
"What are these Fanboys?" mused
Catalyst, unaware they had fans.
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