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creed that the consummate predator
learned from his mentor, who
was eaten by vampires and
was reborn a bearded gnome
. Suddenly he received a message
'The moon is about to
be invaded by really evil
Miniature giant space hamsters with
lasers on their heads.
I can't stand spam texts.
lasers on their adorable heads.
It knocked on the door.
QUOTE (Xenefungus @ Oct 23 2012, 09:24 PM) 
It knocked on the door.
He looked through the spyhole
QUOTE (The Wrestling Troll @ Oct 24 2012, 10:46 AM)
He looked through the spyhole
And saw the buxom blonde
[Too late - ignore me]
smiling with her custom cybereyes
QUOTE (mister__joshua @ Oct 24 2012, 11:08 AM)
smiling with her custom cybereyes
Mounted on her custom nipples
were two Ares Predator IVs.
Shit. My wife. I thought
gotta hide all of my
QUOTE (Raiden @ Oct 24 2012, 04:40 PM)
gotta hide all of my
delicious dwarves, marinated or not
before she devours them herself.
He searched the cockpit for
something to distract her and
herded the drugged dwarves
away, then Cúchulain committed suicide.
but glitched and lived on
as a brain damaged quadriplegic.
his wife left him to
live, but glitched and died.
This is not their story.
this is the story of
Bubba the Love Troll, who
loved elves so much he
tattooed ELVES MUST DIE on
nobody but the one poor
QUOTE (Xenefungus @ Oct 24 2012, 04:30 PM)
nobody but the one poor
fully marinated dwarf named Petunia
, who's magic fingers had once
tried to "love" Bubba himself.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Ol' Ma' Bubba was cooking
a crispy shank of Elf
with marinated dwarf leg and
QUOTE (Raiden @ Oct 24 2012, 07:47 PM)
with marinated dwarf leg and
apple pie a la mode.
She was out of ice cream,
went out for a quest
..ionable looking custard-like topping
QUOTE (mister__joshua @ Oct 25 2012, 04:35 AM)
..ionable looking custard-like topping
The "milk run" turned disastrous
, Bug Spirits every-fucking where,
pulled the automatic grenadelauncher out
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