FuelDrop
Sep 6 2013, 12:50 PM
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Sep 6 2013, 08:44 PM)

I thought it was because atzlan kept pulling the football away.
Football- wireless bonus allows you to know when exactly to pull the ball away so the kicker lands flat on his back.
They said they wouldn't yank it away this time! They promised!
Medicineman
Sep 6 2013, 02:35 PM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 08:48 AM)

Questioning the man dancing the Wardance.
Wireless Bonus: The man dancing the wardance can locate you by triangulating your wireless signal.
Sorry ,but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity
He who dances with Skinlink & Cable
Medicineman
Draco18s
Sep 6 2013, 02:45 PM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 06:47 AM)

Checkbook
Wireless bonus: Self-balancing thanks to micro-miniaturized internal gyroscope.
Ha!
ShadowDragon8685
Sep 6 2013, 05:11 PM
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 6 2013, 09:35 AM)

Sorry, but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity
He who dances with Skinlink & Cable
Medicineman
You don't have to
be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually.
With an SR4 dance,
me.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 6 2013, 05:26 PM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:11 AM)

You don't have to
be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually.
With an SR4 dance,
me.

But the Wireless Signal you are triangulating on does... and since
Medicineman is signal dark, well....
ShadowDragon8685
Sep 6 2013, 05:32 PM
You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?
An advantage.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 6 2013, 05:35 PM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:32 AM)

You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?
An advantage.
Indeed...
binarywraith
Sep 7 2013, 03:30 AM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 11:32 AM)

You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?
An advantage.
Standard Operating Procedure?
Draco18s
Sep 7 2013, 03:38 AM
WiFi Sniffer:
Wireless Bonus: advertise your position
ElFenrir
Sep 8 2013, 02:06 PM
Coffee:
Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.)
Draco18s
Sep 8 2013, 02:51 PM
QUOTE (ElFenrir @ Sep 8 2013, 09:06 AM)

Coffee:
Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.)
No...
Coffee (also Porridge):
Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature.
SpellBinder
Sep 8 2013, 06:01 PM
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 8 2013, 07:51 AM)

No...
Coffee (also Porridge):
Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature.
Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 9 2013, 02:33 PM
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Sep 8 2013, 11:01 AM)

Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours.
Of course... Wireless Reheat.
Fiddler
Sep 10 2013, 05:40 AM
Batman's utility belt- Wireless bonus: get deus ex machina gadget as a free action.
Legion flight ring- wireless bonus: files flight plan with faa.
Green lantern ring- wireless bonus: recharge away from lantern
Sendaz
Sep 11 2013, 09:24 PM
Mirror
Wireless bonus: Let's you rotate the image in the mirror so you can look at yourself from all angles without having to actually move.
Hacking the Mirror may allow one to access other wireless mirrors to call up their images.
FuelDrop
Sep 11 2013, 10:42 PM
Technomancer
Wireless bonus: Hot SIM addiction.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 11 2013, 11:48 PM
Topic Derailment.............
*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me...

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...
Sendaz
Sep 11 2013, 11:59 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM)

Topic Derailment.............
*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me...

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...
I blame
THISToo bad about the boy though, but better to lose a finger than the whole arm.
Willow Switch
Wireless Bonus: +2 Accuracy for tanning hides.
Draco18s
Sep 12 2013, 12:39 AM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM)

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...
Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show.
Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly.
FuelDrop
Sep 12 2013, 12:45 AM
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 08:39 AM)

Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show.
Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly.
Meh, build some robot pals and go all mst3k on his show.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 12 2013, 03:08 AM
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread...

All that is left is Fire...
FuelDrop
Sep 12 2013, 03:44 AM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 11:08 AM)

It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread...

All that is left is Fire...
Fire solves everything.
ShadowDragon8685
Sep 12 2013, 03:52 AM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 07:48 PM)

Topic Derailment.............
*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me...

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 11:08 PM)

It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread...

All that is left is Fire...
Welcome to the herd, TJ. It is inevitable. Let the Friendship
flow through you, and take
your place at our side.
And remember,
Smile!
SpellBinder
Sep 12 2013, 04:05 AM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 08:15 PM)

QUOTE (Shadow Knight @ Sep 11 2013, 07:46 PM)

Bump...
The Seattle Department of Transportation has been notified... that pothole should be repaired within the next few months.
Hope you did not spill anything...
Soykaf cup holder
Wireless Bonus: Never spill a drop while driving.
Sendaz
Sep 12 2013, 07:02 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 10:08 PM)

It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread...

All that is left is Fire...
Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.
Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of
compromise.
Draco18s
Sep 12 2013, 07:48 PM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 02:02 PM)

Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.
Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of
compromise.

I'm a fan of
this, personally.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 12 2013, 08:08 PM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 01:02 PM)

Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.
Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of
compromise.

Just.... Ummm... Eh... I can't even comment. *shakes head*
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 01:48 PM)

I'm a fan of
this, personally.
About choked on my drink... Just Awesome...
Draco18s
Sep 12 2013, 08:17 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 03:08 PM)

About choked on my drink... Just Awesome...

The only way to make MLP: The RPG fun. Set the game on LV-426.
Sendaz
Sep 12 2013, 08:21 PM
Of course the
King of Monsters has something to offer on the subject as well.
Bigity
Sep 13 2013, 01:34 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 09:08 PM)

It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread...

All that is left is Fire...
If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.
Sendaz
Sep 13 2013, 01:48 PM
QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 08:34 AM)

If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.
SyphilisRun™
Yeah...we are just going to stop right there.
*walks away*
Medicineman
Sep 13 2013, 02:01 PM
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 04:08 PM)

About choked on my drink... Just Awesome...

You should watch
Planet 51Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )
with a n animated Dance
Medicineman
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 13 2013, 02:23 PM
QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 07:34 AM)

If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.
Heh... Awesome
Bigity...
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 13 2013, 02:24 PM
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 13 2013, 08:01 AM)

You should watch
Planet 51
Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )
with a n animated Dance
Medicineman
Seen it... it is pretty good. My son, of course, loved it.
SpellBinder
Sep 13 2013, 07:38 PM
And on that subject...
Rover drone (or any drone)
Wireless bonus: accepts verbal commands
Angelone
Sep 13 2013, 11:02 PM
Alcohol
Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.
Sendaz
Sep 13 2013, 11:15 PM
QUOTE (Angelone @ Sep 13 2013, 06:02 PM)

Alcohol
Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.
Would also have accepted:
Wireless Bonus: +2 Dice to the CHA of all persons viewed.
Medicineman
Sep 24 2013, 09:01 AM
Laser Weapon :
get a +1 Bonus to hit and recharges Online with WiFi open
with a wired Dance
Medicineman
SpellBinder
Sep 25 2013, 07:01 AM
Shovel :
Wireless Bonus : Tells you everything you don't really need to know, like cubic meters of earth moved, depth, hours worked, etc.
Sendaz
Sep 25 2013, 07:03 AM
Canoe:
Wireless bonus: Locates closest paddle so you are never going up a creek without one.
vladski
Sep 25 2013, 07:31 AM
Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:
Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....
oh, who are we kidding?
Vlad
Fiddler
Sep 25 2013, 01:19 PM
Wageslave- wireless bonus accepts payment in kitten videos.
Sendaz
Sep 25 2013, 01:20 PM
QUOTE (vladski @ Sep 25 2013, 03:31 AM)

Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:
Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....
oh, who are we kidding?
Vlad
Or maybe the book just got bricked is all.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Sep 25 2013, 01:40 PM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 25 2013, 06:20 AM)

Or maybe the book just got bricked is all.

Seems to happen a Lot with CGL. You would think they would have decent Hackers. Obviously they are not professional enough to turn Wireless off.
SpellBinder
Feb 8 2014, 10:38 PM
Necropost, but something that came to me:
Wireless Bonus : Stick-N-Shock Arrow Heads, recharges the arrowhead in two hours
SpellBinder
Feb 8 2014, 10:38 PM
Double Post (danged mouse)
Jaid
Feb 9 2014, 07:14 AM
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 8 2014, 05:38 PM)

Double Post (danged mouse)
obviously you should have hooked it up to the matrix for the wireless bonus
SpellBinder
Feb 9 2014, 07:30 AM
Well, it really is a wireless mouse....
Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you
Sendaz
Feb 9 2014, 03:26 PM
Sounds like the basis for a neat variation of an attack action

QUOTE (Hackopedia 2072)
Loop Action, aka Rinse & Repeat
(COMPLEX ACTION)
Marks Required: 1
Test: Cybercombat + Logic [Attack] v. Intuition + Firewall
You overload part of your target’s memory and cause one of its running programs to repeat it's most recent action over and over.
You need to specify which program you’re trying to cause to loop; you can learn what your target is running either with a Matrix Perception action or by observing the program in action.
If you succeed, the selected program repeats it's last action over and over, potentially tying up the target's actions until the program is shut down, causing the program to crash and cannot be restarted until the device it was running on is rebooted.
Draco18s
Feb 9 2014, 03:29 PM
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 9 2014, 02:30 AM)

Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you
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