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FuelDrop
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Sep 6 2013, 08:44 PM) *
I thought it was because atzlan kept pulling the football away.

Football- wireless bonus allows you to know when exactly to pull the ball away so the kicker lands flat on his back.

They said they wouldn't yank it away this time! They promised!
Medicineman
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 08:48 AM) *
Questioning the man dancing the Wardance.
Wireless Bonus: The man dancing the wardance can locate you by triangulating your wireless signal.


Sorry ,but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity

He who dances with Skinlink & Cable
Medicineman
Draco18s
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 06:47 AM) *
Checkbook
Wireless bonus: Self-balancing thanks to micro-miniaturized internal gyroscope.


Ha!
ShadowDragon8685
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 6 2013, 09:35 AM) *
Sorry, but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity

He who dances with Skinlink & Cable
Medicineman


You don't have to be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually.

With an SR4 dance,
me. nyahnyah.gif
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:11 AM) *
You don't have to be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually.

With an SR4 dance,
me. nyahnyah.gif


But the Wireless Signal you are triangulating on does... and since Medicineman is signal dark, well.... cool.gif
ShadowDragon8685
You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?

An advantage.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:32 AM) *
You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?

An advantage.


Indeed... smile.gif
binarywraith
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 11:32 AM) *
You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?

An advantage.


Standard Operating Procedure? grinbig.gif
Draco18s
WiFi Sniffer:
Wireless Bonus: advertise your position
ElFenrir
Coffee:

Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.)
Draco18s
QUOTE (ElFenrir @ Sep 8 2013, 09:06 AM) *
Coffee:

Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.)


No...
Coffee (also Porridge):
Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature.
SpellBinder
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 8 2013, 07:51 AM) *
No...
Coffee (also Porridge):
Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature.
Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Sep 8 2013, 11:01 AM) *
Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours.


Of course... Wireless Reheat. smile.gif
Fiddler
Batman's utility belt- Wireless bonus: get deus ex machina gadget as a free action.

Legion flight ring- wireless bonus: files flight plan with faa.

Green lantern ring- wireless bonus: recharge away from lantern

Sendaz
Mirror

Wireless bonus: Let's you rotate the image in the mirror so you can look at yourself from all angles without having to actually move.

Hacking the Mirror may allow one to access other wireless mirrors to call up their images.
FuelDrop
Technomancer

Wireless bonus: Hot SIM addiction.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Topic Derailment.............

*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... eek.gif

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...
Sendaz
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM) *
Topic Derailment.............

*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... eek.gif

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...

I blame THIS

Too bad about the boy though, but better to lose a finger than the whole arm.

Willow Switch

Wireless Bonus: +2 Accuracy for tanning hides.
Draco18s
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM) *
I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...


Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show.

Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly.
FuelDrop
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 08:39 AM) *
Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show.

Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly.

Meh, build some robot pals and go all mst3k on his show.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... frown.gif
All that is left is Fire...
FuelDrop
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 11:08 AM) *
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... frown.gif
All that is left is Fire...

Fire solves everything.
ShadowDragon8685
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 07:48 PM) *
Topic Derailment.............

*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... eek.gif

I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted...


QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 11:08 PM) *
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... frown.gif
All that is left is Fire...


Welcome to the herd, TJ. It is inevitable. Let the Friendship flow through you, and take your place at our side.

And remember, Smile!
SpellBinder
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 08:15 PM) *
QUOTE (Shadow Knight @ Sep 11 2013, 07:46 PM) *

Bump...
The Seattle Department of Transportation has been notified... that pothole should be repaired within the next few months.
Hope you did not spill anything...
Soykaf cup holder

Wireless Bonus: Never spill a drop while driving.
Sendaz
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 10:08 PM) *
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... frown.gif
All that is left is Fire...

Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.

Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. wink.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 02:02 PM) *
Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.

Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. wink.gif


I'm a fan of this, personally.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 01:02 PM) *
Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.

Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. wink.gif


Just.... Ummm... Eh... I can't even comment. *shakes head*

QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 01:48 PM) *
I'm a fan of this, personally.


About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... eek.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 03:08 PM) *
About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... eek.gif


The only way to make MLP: The RPG fun. Set the game on LV-426.
Sendaz
Of course the King of Monsters has something to offer on the subject as well. wink.gif
Bigity
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 09:08 PM) *
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... frown.gif
All that is left is Fire...



If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.
Sendaz
QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 08:34 AM) *
If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.



SyphilisRun™


Yeah...we are just going to stop right there.

*walks away*
Medicineman
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 04:08 PM) *
About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... eek.gif



You should watch
Planet 51
Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )

with a n animated Dance
Medicineman
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 07:34 AM) *
If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.


Heh... Awesome Bigity... eek.gif
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 13 2013, 08:01 AM) *
You should watch
Planet 51
Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )

with a n animated Dance
Medicineman


Seen it... it is pretty good. My son, of course, loved it. smile.gif
SpellBinder
And on that subject...

Rover drone (or any drone)

Wireless bonus: accepts verbal commands
Angelone
Alcohol

Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.
Sendaz
QUOTE (Angelone @ Sep 13 2013, 06:02 PM) *
Alcohol

Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.

Would also have accepted:

Wireless Bonus: +2 Dice to the CHA of all persons viewed.
Medicineman
Laser Weapon :
get a +1 Bonus to hit and recharges Online with WiFi open

with a wired Dance
Medicineman
SpellBinder
Shovel :

Wireless Bonus : Tells you everything you don't really need to know, like cubic meters of earth moved, depth, hours worked, etc.
Sendaz
Canoe:

Wireless bonus: Locates closest paddle so you are never going up a creek without one.
vladski
Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:


Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....

oh, who are we kidding? ohplease.gif


Vlad

Fiddler
Wageslave- wireless bonus accepts payment in kitten videos.
Sendaz
QUOTE (vladski @ Sep 25 2013, 03:31 AM) *
Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:


Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....

oh, who are we kidding? ohplease.gif


Vlad

Or maybe the book just got bricked is all. wink.gif
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 25 2013, 06:20 AM) *
Or maybe the book just got bricked is all. wink.gif


Seems to happen a Lot with CGL. You would think they would have decent Hackers. Obviously they are not professional enough to turn Wireless off.
SpellBinder
Necropost, but something that came to me:

Wireless Bonus : Stick-N-Shock Arrow Heads, recharges the arrowhead in two hours
SpellBinder
Double Post (danged mouse)
Jaid
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 8 2014, 05:38 PM) *
Double Post (danged mouse)

obviously you should have hooked it up to the matrix for the wireless bonus smile.gif
SpellBinder
Well, it really is a wireless mouse....

Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you
Sendaz
Sounds like the basis for a neat variation of an attack action nyahnyah.gif
QUOTE (Hackopedia 2072)
Loop Action, aka Rinse & Repeat
(COMPLEX ACTION)
Marks Required: 1
Test: Cybercombat + Logic [Attack] v. Intuition + Firewall
You overload part of your target’s memory and cause one of its running programs to repeat it's most recent action over and over.
You need to specify which program you’re trying to cause to loop; you can learn what your target is running either with a Matrix Perception action or by observing the program in action.
If you succeed, the selected program repeats it's last action over and over, potentially tying up the target's actions until the program is shut down, causing the program to crash and cannot be restarted until the device it was running on is rebooted.
Draco18s
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 9 2014, 02:30 AM) *
Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you


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