Sponge
Feb 9 2014, 06:56 PM
QUOTE (Makki @ Aug 24 2013, 02:34 AM)

the shadowrunner's all-time favourite doesn't have a wireless bonus!!
Katana, wireless bonus: ???
Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market.
Sendaz
Feb 9 2014, 09:15 PM
QUOTE (Sponge @ Feb 9 2014, 02:56 PM)

Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market.
Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range.
Draco18s
Feb 9 2014, 10:51 PM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Feb 9 2014, 04:15 PM)

Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range.
But only in the same language. A different language requires that the viewer's AR be wirelessly enabled.
FuelDrop
Feb 10 2014, 12:18 AM
Katana: Wireless bonus: Can cut through a solid steel block.
Udoshi
Feb 10 2014, 03:54 AM
Katana: Wireless Bonus: Automatically detects what you are cutting and brags about it online for you. Deluxe models put instant replay clips on your shadotube feed!
Draco18s
Feb 10 2014, 05:36 PM
Katana wireless boni:
Automatically informs people that you're aware that "boni" is not the proper plural of "bonus" and are using the word ironically.
Wireless bonus: Automatically switch between the various wireless bonuses available for the katana.
Normal: Only two wireless bonuses for any given item may be active at one time.
psychophipps
Feb 11 2014, 02:16 AM
Combat Axe wireless boni-
Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana.
Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow.
FuelDrop
Feb 11 2014, 03:57 AM
QUOTE (psychophipps @ Feb 11 2014, 10:16 AM)

Combat Axe wireless boni-
Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana.
Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow.
Katanas deserve better than that. Much better...
Draco18s
Feb 11 2014, 04:40 AM
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Feb 10 2014, 10:57 PM)

I started scrolling and only reading the headers.
QUOTE
ERPPCs are underpowered in Clan Systems.
I burst out laughing.
FuelDrop
Feb 11 2014, 05:21 AM
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 11 2014, 12:40 PM)

I burst out laughing.
are you trying to imply they are not?!?
SpellBinder
Feb 11 2014, 06:45 AM
For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be.
FuelDrop
Feb 11 2014, 08:06 AM
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 11 2014, 02:45 PM)

For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be.
I think they were lowballing it myself. Gotta say that the ork one post down from him presented a very convincing argument.
Draco18s
Feb 11 2014, 01:33 PM
Carp are underpowered in Dorf Fortress
That is a ≡exceptional article≡.
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