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Sponge
QUOTE (Makki @ Aug 24 2013, 02:34 AM) *
the shadowrunner's all-time favourite doesn't have a wireless bonus!!

Katana, wireless bonus: ???


Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market.
Sendaz
QUOTE (Sponge @ Feb 9 2014, 02:56 PM) *
Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market.

Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range.
Draco18s
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Feb 9 2014, 04:15 PM) *
Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range.


But only in the same language. A different language requires that the viewer's AR be wirelessly enabled.
FuelDrop
Katana: Wireless bonus: Can cut through a solid steel block.
Udoshi
Katana: Wireless Bonus: Automatically detects what you are cutting and brags about it online for you. Deluxe models put instant replay clips on your shadotube feed!
Draco18s
Katana wireless boni:
Automatically informs people that you're aware that "boni" is not the proper plural of "bonus" and are using the word ironically.
Wireless bonus: Automatically switch between the various wireless bonuses available for the katana.
Normal: Only two wireless bonuses for any given item may be active at one time.
psychophipps
Combat Axe wireless boni-
Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana.
Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow.
FuelDrop
QUOTE (psychophipps @ Feb 11 2014, 10:16 AM) *
Combat Axe wireless boni-
Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana.
Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow.

Katanas deserve better than that. Much better...
Draco18s
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Feb 10 2014, 10:57 PM) *


I started scrolling and only reading the headers.

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ERPPCs are underpowered in Clan Systems.


I burst out laughing.
FuelDrop
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 11 2014, 12:40 PM) *
I burst out laughing.

are you trying to imply they are not?!? nyahnyah.gif
SpellBinder
For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be.
FuelDrop
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 11 2014, 02:45 PM) *
For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be.

I think they were lowballing it myself. Gotta say that the ork one post down from him presented a very convincing argument.
Draco18s
Carp are underpowered in Dorf Fortress

That is a ≡exceptional article≡.
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