Come on, THE WRAITH rocked.

Of course, that's "rocked" in the context of the small but select collection of films dubbed "so bad they're good". Films that go through bad and out the other side. Films so extreme in their cheesiness that you watch them more because they're cheesy than despite the cheesiness.

Come on, you know the ones I mean. The Beastmaster (but not the sequel; Beastmaster 2 was bad, but not bad enough). The Sword and the Sorceror. Hawk the Slayer (did they ever make the sequel?). The Ice Pirates.

There is nothing wrong with any of the Roddy Piper movies, they are cheesy yes, and they have plot holds that are rather large, and for some reason (wonder why) tend to have at some point a drawn out wrestlingesque fight in the middle, they are however amusing.
They Live, Jungleground

They are also great for quotes.

Yeah, but the line about forgiveness was stolen from Schwarzkopf. It was really hard to buy in the film. And Rayburn's line, well... mad props, as the kids say, to Walken for being one of the only men alive who can deliver that without making me snicker, but it's still not a good line.

Right, but this thread is about movie quotes. Not quotes from generals IRL.

And I like pretty much everything that comes out of Christopher Walken's mouth. The man has a talent for delivery. That line is somewhat cheesey though, I'll give you that.

I'm going to kill them all, Sir.

More stuff from Walken then....

After getting flipped off from a chick "If only I was five minutes younger my dear. Put her out of my misery."

Actually, his whole charcter from The Rundown made it worth seeing.

"When you get to Hell, tell them I sent you. You'll get a group discount."
-Caleb, Blood 2

I'm tapped out right now...

Here's a few more that I found, although weren't used in my game. They just sound appropriate:

Sergeant Mac Eliot: You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Predator
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Wei: Do not confuse luck with skill.

The Replacement Killers
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Sam: Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape.

Ronin
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Jason Bourne: I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now.

The Bourne Identity
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Warlock: You are a channeler of spirits?
Channeler: Yes...
Warlock: Then channel me a spirit.

Warlock
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Max: I think you should tell that guy behind me to put his gun down, before I take it and beat his bitch ass with it.

Collateral
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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

The Big Lebowski

"My mommy always told me there were no monsters. No real ones, but there are. Why do they tell little kids that?"

Came up in RAS. I WAS prepared to give extra karma to whoever came up with the response.

Alien Resurrection

Close, damn close. Number II, not IV. Well, maybe one point.

You're right. Pretty close.

touche, time to update my dvd collection. still looking for the response though. IIRC there was no response in IV. (?)

The joys of the internet:

Bonus karma to hahnsoo!

"Today I'm going to buy The New York Times, since you obviously don't have it delivered. Then I'm going to sit at that little corner shop and have a green tea and a muffin. And then I'm going to look for a sweater set. This afternoon, if I'm so obligated, I'm going to collect someone's soul before they die. And if I look really pretty while I'm doing it well, then good for me; that's what I do Georgia."
- Daisy Adair "Dead Like Me"

Interesting. Though I'm pretty sure I'd heard it attributed to him prior to 9/11. That's really an impressive myth.

IMDB quotes are actually wrong more than they're right. They're all user submitted, and most IMDB users are pretty stupid.

Aye. I know this. I just didn't feel like watching all of my movies again to get the quotes spot on. As it was, I spent more time on that post than I normally do.

What makes you think imdb users are pretty stupid? You're beginning to sound like Dog.

And you've clearly never read the IMDB messageboards.

Sure, I've read them. Like DSF, they have a wide berth of users, ranging in levels of intelligence. I don't find the need to consider everyone "stupid" by making blanket statements. IMDB is used by quite a few people in the biz for informational purposes. The people on the forums do not make their entire base of users.

Easy there. You're taking this way too seriously.

Let's not say that IMDB posters are stupid, but just from casual reading of the boards (I do spend a lot of time surfing the sight, just checking out whatever grabs my attention) that the average caliber of post qulity is rather... low.

is there a more accurate site for movie quotes other than IMDB?

You know what we need? Some rope.


Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.


Is it dead?



bonus points if you can name the scenes too.

man, I think i did pretty good for memory, i havent seen the movie in about a year. If I'm misquoting it that badly, i think its time to rent it again!!!

Ditto... time to go watch Split Second again... even if only to see Kim Catteral in the bath...

You know, I based my entire college "image" on Harley stone... the gloves (though I didn't have the watch in the left one) the glasses and the coat... those were the days.

Never managed to find a convenient blowtorch to light my ciggies though... but he and I do take our coffee the same way...

Captain: Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?

Dick Durkin: Looks that way.

Stone: Hallelujah.

Wait till we get onto The Last Boy Scout...

Wait a minute, I'm lost now - score which movie?

Boondock Saints.