Troll Legs are longer, therefore, they are faster.
At least in SR4.

Too much gristle, not enough meat.

Hey guys I thought this was dumpshock and not Cannibals Anonymous?

Honestly, if you're going to eat something, go with a dragon! I mean not only can it feed the whole block, you can get a whole lot of wonderful little bits and turn it into foci and whatnot.

Libidoenhancing Dragontesticles/Drasticles??

How did this topic go from "Elves and dwarves - why doesn't everyone hate them?, Heck, I would" to "Elves and dwarves - why doesn't everyone ate them?, Heck, I would"

Topic Creep?

Your husband, who's been jacking sim-porn since he was 12 and (like you) works 14 hours a day, 6 days a week, probably has about as much interest in Sandra's body as he does in washing dishes. Those babies that stretched you out? In vitro. The second was carried by an orc surigate along with her litter; your kid's birth paid for the two she kept.

But hey, don't worry, you'll never get divorced; it says so right in your corporate employment and housing contract.

For the record, I feel the fact that half the positions in the kama sutra would cause an elf to simply snap into two half-elves is a large part of their appeal. How are you supposed to do S&M with a troll sub? They've got ARMOR in their SKIN for crying out loud!

"Always did want to try out that cat-o-nine-tails with the barbs on the end..." ::Kerenshara

You know, you've got a great point. Quite a few of them. I hadn't given enough thought to loyal Corporate-Wage-Slave family life. It may be cleaner than growing up on the street, but that doesn't necessarily make it much saner or have much more freedom when you get right down to it. And maternity leave would probably be highly counter-indicated in the Corporate Enclaves. Maybe my next character should be a child of such a world who ran away from the conformity? Something along the lines of "I may starve, but I will die free." That bears some thought.

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You owe me a new keyboard.

Wow. That ... I don't know what to say to that.
And, yet, it is so true!



No kidding, considering that your office may very well be the comfy chair in the corner of the living room. Sure you live in the corporate owned world, but they don't want to bother with travel time, snow days, or potty breaks. The matrix is the largest office.



That was awesome.
I'll have to throw that into a story sometime as a bit scene.

And just WHY, might I ask, do I owe you a new keyboard?

Probably had something to drink in his mouth and had to laugh at that.
Hitting Keyboard and Screen with the Contents of his mouth

Oh, well that's all to the good then. I don't feel like I completely wasted my time cooking that up if somebody got a serious laugh out of it. I have always taken a rather "Robocop" attitude toward advertising vis-a-vis humor in Shadowrun, and it's a nice way to easily break a mood at any time without breaking immersion.

Troll and Ork men and the elven women who love them. On the next Jerry Springer the III.

On a related note. Down with Evo.

Check out the AZ-150 Stun Baton's new ad campaign in next month's issue of Trogtwink.

"Electricity play? Mmmmmmm, kinky..." ::Kerenshara

Magic would totally revolutionize BDSM. Not only could the master directly cause pleasure and pain without the meat interface, they could literally do it simultaneously, AND the can make you want it even more (Mood Control, or something related), and feel guilty about it.

Wow. There is an idea. Imagine a corporate executive going to a mage "therapist" so that he can feel guilty about the horrible things he has done, if only for a short time. Then, after the session is over, the illusionary guilt goes away. The executive can get on with his day. See, he was really feeling shame about not feeling shame for his questionable business decisions. This way, he can feel shame for what he did, like his concept of a normal person, but it won't nag at him and cause him stress.

You know I could see they could have these set up all around the sixth world. I believe the term they use for each indiscression called a "sin" and the location is a "confessional". It usually also involves large sums of money based on the "sin" being placed into private accounts for public works called "Catholic church coffers". I believe this is why the phrase "Hate the sin, but love the SINner" exists

Nothing is new. Nothing is new. <sigh>

Scriptor: Sub sole nihil novi est (Eccl 1:9).

And they make lovely rugs. And slippers.

Chinese proverb.

Eating dragon meat adds years to your life, hair to your chest, increases brain power by .01 percent, but tastes bitter as hell. In essences it's ginseng combined with steroids.