Full Version: Diary Of A Madman’s Lab Rat
| QUOTE (emo samurai) |
| Because this is such an official forum and we have to keep it official-sounding. Brief, surreptitious, constrained interactions breed community. |
Are you TRYING to get banned? Why would you thumb your nose at an admin who's clearly trying to be kind to you?
Really, I was trying to be sympathetic before, 'cause I think you often do become the whipping boy for no other reason than you make it easy.
I know boys mature more slowly than girls, but could you try to act like you're older than 12? There are quite a few of us here that wanted to stay, if not on topic, then at least closer to it.
I don't mind a little off topic stuff now & then. It makes the boards a little more social (which might be the point you were trying to make, if poorly). But just randomly throwing in non-sequiturs to disrupt the thread is, imo, rude. Even the Drop Bears thread keeps a general theme....
| QUOTE (nezumi @ Apr 20 2006, 11:00 AM) |
| We do tend to go off-topic so often that threads never reach their intended conclusion. But it's good to have some 'containment' threads (which, I note, all but one feature emo as an avid poster). |
It's easy to reach conclusions when the thread topic is something like "Hey guys, what's the damage code for a Viper?" because there's a concrete answer that's easily given.
When the topic is something like "Man, this rule is so easily exploited" or "This section could be interpreted a few ways, what do you guys think?" then there's no way for a pat conclusion to manifest itself. The thread will just keep going until something else shows up to replace it.
| QUOTE |
| Are you TRYING to get banned? Why would you thumb your nose at an admin who's clearly trying to be kind to you? |
To you, sir, I say this: I am merely presenting an educated argument in the form of a sarcastic remark. *Twirls French anime moustache and doffs glove at thee*
| QUOTE (emo samurai) |
| *Twirls French anime moustache and doffs glove at thee* |
*Imagines Emo with a handlebar mustache and fancy gloves*
| QUOTE (emo samurai @ Apr 20 2006, 10:00 AM) |
| To you, sir |
Finally! Proof positive that even you don't read the threads you start.
EDIT: I'm about a third of the way down the page....
Awesome.
I knew she was a woman; it was just funnier combining "sir" with *French anime moustache.*
"My dear madam/lady. . . ."
And "madam" is almost always funnier than sir because of the prostitute tie-in.
And with that here is a nearly totally random tie in to Ballard, but you could use it as a location....Madame K's Pizza
http://www.inballard.com/Webroot/madameks.shtml
http://www.inballard.com/Webroot/madameks.shtml
Speaking of madames, I went to a restaurant in Alaska that used to be a bordello. It served suggestively named sandwiches. I ordered the Menage A Trois. If only it wasn't just a sandwich.
So, FG, how'd it go? Did you have fun? Are you broken? What happened?
FG is probably still in rehab. Give her time to heal.
She's fine; nothing major's really happened besides a host of insect spirits appearing on a maintenance platform along with four insect shamans, all three players completely ruining their shit because of the advantage of having a ward and three drone heavy machine guns on their side, and the shamans' general lack of Potency. Oh, and a very blowed up Cinnabon.
UNHOLY WORLD THREADCROMANCY!
We shouldn't have taught him this phrase. sheeesh. *sigh*
I was referring to Orochimaru's ability with the "Unholy World" part.
I am unto.... a GOD. Of DARKNESS.
I am unto.... a GOD. Of DARKNESS.
Who is Orochimaru? Sounds like a disease.
He's a snake ninja from Naruto who uses snake magic. He's really awesome, despite his lack of guitar-wailing.
Cool. And he is using spells that bring dead threads back to life?
No, just other awesome ninjas. Presumably, ninjas that wail on guitars.
What a sucker.
Orochimaru is no sucker! He is... awesomeness...
But he can't bring back threads from the dead! Even we can do that!
It's called Threadcromancy no Jutsu. It is so advanced even Orochimaru would need complex machinery.
Which means we are far beyond Orochimaru's possibilities, thus, owning him with ease.
Computers: leveling the playing field against ninjas since the invention of Eniac.
But according to the recording industry the Internet is full of Pirates, therfore Pirates are at home on comupters, ergo edge Pirates
But there ARE ninjas; we just don't have high enough perception to find them. They are there; they are awesome, and therefore must exist.
I eat ninjas for breakfast.
Only on the weekends, though, because of the cholesterol.
Only on the weekends, though, because of the cholesterol.
| QUOTE (emo samurai) |
| But there ARE ninjas; we just don't have high enough perception to find them. |
I have the proof.
| QUOTE (UndeadPoet) |
| I, too, can prove my claim: Proof I ate the ninja and stole his uniform along with his chopsticks. |
IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE NINJA BUT A NINJA!!!
That's right, I used my hidden ninja skills to out-ninja him. My awesomeness was way beyond his.
So... the fact that you got his stuff shows that YOU are ninja!!! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
I also can fly at 582 km/h, well, at least my character in SR. That should make the ninjas jealous.
How does he do that?
And how does that help you defeat a ninja and take his mask?
And how does that help you defeat a ninja and take his mask?
| QUOTE (emo samurai) |
| How does he do that? And how does that help you defeat a ninja and take his mask? |
High force spirit sustaining movement power on him, plus levitation in a sustaining focus.
Well, I just had to tell the ninja that and he was so depressed of being out-awesomed that he decided to commit suicide.
Did he commit seppuku with a frisbee?
Multiple times.
So ninjas DO die multiple times.
Which proves that ninjas are cowards, because the brave die but one.
Their committing seppuku with a frisbee is symbolic of their terminal obsession with their inability to fly. There could be no more fitting death for them.
Every time I read this (or other threads of emo samurai) I have to lol. Thank you for bringing so much fun into my days.
Remind me never to play frisbee with Emo's ninja's... I like to keep my hands intact... 
Or maybe I could play, as long as I bring along a reinforced chainmail glove to compensate for the blade....
Or maybe I could play, as long as I bring along a reinforced chainmail glove to compensate for the blade....
Have you ever read Real Ultimate Power, the Ultimate Ninja Page? That's where I draw most of my ninja humor. It is fucking awesome.
No doubt about it.
THREAD RESURRECTION!!!! |<14|<7U \/312474 |\|1C7|_|!
... for what purpose?
| QUOTE (emo samurai) |
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Ugh. Not only do I understand emo, but I get the joke. I think something may be wrong with me.
Just teasin', emo.
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