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QUOTE (Edward @ Jul 20 2005, 11:22 PM) |
A koalas could be in for a privet zoo (that’s what you call it when you give in to your daughter and get her a koalas) and get infected with HMHVV latter. |
QUOTE (Plan B) |
Shhhh, Mortax, it's okay. Just sit down and everything will be allright.... *pats Mortax on the head* |
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) |
BUNYIPS! BUNYIPS EVERYWHERE! BUUUUUUNNYYIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSS!!!!!! |
QUOTE (Mortax) |
Decaf? ![]() |
QUOTE (Bastard) |
I was trying to think of ideas for a run Im doing.... "Whats in the box, Mr. Johnson? Whats in the box!..." Anytime there is a crate, package, box, ect., runners want to open it. I wonder if I can attach springs where their legs should be... |
QUOTE (Mortax) | ||
Hehehe. Sorry. There was a book series called Bunnicula when I was a kid and I thought it was funny. |
QUOTE (DocMortand @ Jun 14 2005, 01:36 PM) |
*wince* ouch...death by vampiric koala. That's gotta suck. |
QUOTE (Jrayjoker @ Jun 14,2005,02:40 PM) |
Nice pun. ![]() |
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) |
for the short version: Since T:AL is in shadowland forum form, our characters were able to read it o nthe way to our run. My character is really into paracritters, so the whole 'mysterios bunyip' thing really hooked him. So of course we ran into every OTHER damn critter in the out back EXCEPT drop bears and bunyips! So I got to wishful thinking or something , and pretty soon, every time something came up, I started to yell "Bunyip!" It probably would have been annoying if it we'd been in a different mood. But it just got funnier, like a good running gag. So we end up aboslutely destroying this middle-of-the-out back cult base ,mostly with a really big fire elemental, some judicious sniping, and taking control of the Steel Lynx's they had patrolling , killed a blood mage, and basically burned the place to the ground. Normally enough to make anyone cheer. But we were all glum because we were done and still hadn't seen any bunyips. But then we found our new t-bird (and the rigger trying to get to it, natch), hi jacked it, and christened it it the bunyip. And yes, that's the short version. |
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) | ||
easiest way to deter this... make the boxes empty or full of pointless crap "flashlight, rubber ball, newspaper from 3 months ago, dog bone, hair net.. etc etc" It gets so annoying, they'll stop bothering. Or give them a few dollars in each box, like two bucks. |
QUOTE (Mortax) | ||
![]() A large Bagger. ![]() Bring forth the holy hand grenade! |
QUOTE (Foreigner) | ||||
DocMortand: Just curious--was that pun ("vampiric koala...suck.") intentional? ![]() EDIT: Should've read the whole post. Jrayjoker beat me to it....
--Foreigner |
QUOTE (DocMortand) |
hehe...gotta love it. Now just imagine a toothless drop bear trying to gum you to death.... |
QUOTE (Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate) |
Don't feel bad. Nobody's seen a bunyip. |
QUOTE (Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate) | ||
Well, do remember that Drop Bear teeth may be quite in demand on the telesma market... |
QUOTE (BookWyrm) | ||||
That's no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on! |
QUOTE (Grinder) | ||||
Like dragon's sperm? ![]() |
QUOTE (Trax @ Jul 25 2005, 10:19 AM) |
The third edition of Shadowrun renamed the generic grenade launcher from its two prior editions to the Ares Antioch Grenade Launcher. In the German 2nd-edition sourcebook on the German states, a comment on a location protected by the Westphalian Bishop's Guard quips that transgressors would be attacked with Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch. That comment is by a character using the handle Sir Galahad. |
QUOTE (BookWyrm @ Jul 25 2005, 12:15 PM) |
That's no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on! |
QUOTE (Foreigner) |
Just out of curiosity, does anyone else think that the repeating grenade launcher used by Keanu Reaves in Constantine is an Ares Antioch? I haven't seen the film, but my local video rental store has it; there's a poster for the film in their front window. If I'm not mistaken, the barrel of the beastie has a pair of extensions at right angles to the bore. The net result is that the barrel looks like a crucifix. |
QUOTE (Birdy) | ||||
What about: Old newspaper - unused condoms - empty can of peaches - handgrenade without pin in that can - another can of peaches - They should get the hint ![]() |
QUOTE (Foreigner @ Jul 25 2005, 05:06 PM) | ||||
Just out of curiosity, does anyone else think that the repeating grenade launcher used by Keanu Reaves in Constantine is an Ares Antioch? I haven't seen the film, but my local video rental store has it; there's a poster for the film in their front window. If I'm not mistaken, the barrel of the beastie has a pair of extensions at right angles to the bore. The net result is that the barrel looks like a crucifix.
BookWyrm: I'm not certain, but I think that that particular critter has been adapted to both AD&D and SR. I don't have the stats for either handy, but I believe that they were known as "Vorpal Bunnies" and "Hell Rabbits" (or possibly "Hell Hares"), respectively. ![]() --Foreigner |
QUOTE (Trax) |
Wouldn't that be the Monosword? Monowire is nasty stuff. |
QUOTE (forneigner) |
This is not a response to a particular person; rather it is directed at anyone who might NOT know what a Vorpal blade/sword is. As hyzmarca said, it took its name from the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. IIRC, under AD&D rules, it was an enchanted sword, used primarily to guard doorways and such. Using ten-sided percentile dice, the sword DECAPITATED on its first attack with any roll greater than 10. In other words, a PC or NPC had a one-in-ten chance of survival once the trap was sprung. I think my brother told me that one of his characters was felled by that particular weapon on at least one occasion. --Foreigner |
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Don't forget hundreds of hungry dropbears packed in like sardines. |
QUOTE (Aku) | ||
NOTE: realized after typing this he said AD&D Note, under current rules (3E actually, not sure if the swords in 3.5, but i'm sure it is) the sword works as an insta kill, IFRC with 2 or 3 natural 20 criticals (meaning, if the said sword has an extended crit range, you still need the natural 20 for it to work) |