Magus, I will be swinging by to see the results of the invasion next week. My employer foolishly believes I'm attending some human conference called Lotusphere. Little do they expect it will be renamed Bloddy Drop Bearsphere by future historians. I will be excited to see the work you have done in our nation's entertainment capital. Perhaps I will bring some of the techniques back to our nation's beuracracy capital.

Be Welcome!!

Wait until Utah is converted into a country of devoted Drop Bear followers, then the reputation will rise.

@Magus: great news! But i hope your troops don't practise with Donald Duck? Anyway, very good work. We should grant you a title - any ideas?

The Happiest Zealot on Earth?

It is of no matter to me. But remember Its a Small Small World!!!

The title in is signature is promotion enough. Sorry for noticing it not earlier.

I just love how another thread has drop bears as part of the discussion, let the infection spread!!!

http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=11590

That was nearly too easy

But anyway, thanks to Brother Ancient History for being the first one to menion Drop Bears at that thread.

My Troops Have now conquered all of Disney, and now Universal Studios. Soon we will be on the way to take over DisneyLand in Orange County Ca. From there we will stage strikes into Los Angeles and infilitrate LAX. From there we will send strike teams to aid Elder Fisty in Utah and then Dominate Vegas.

By the way, you all realize you are mad as hatters?

Brother Magus, don't move to fast with your troops. There's a lot of landscape between Orlando and Orange County, i guess. So take time, don't be impatient. Patience is the strength of the Drop Bear, alsways remember that.

We already have a Drop Bear Conquering Force at Seattle, which will head all the way to LA, so no need to rush things.

Grinder I plan on at least a month of R&R and two months of simulations before moving on California. Unless the CEO of DL swings into town then we will get the DROP on him. HA-Ha

Cool Brah!!

My drop bear swing combo will prepare some beachboys style tunes to inspire our surfers...

I am working on a big plan for us in London. As the British intelligence services are clever and not above covering themselves in piss to discourage my troops (the traditional deterrent to our furry minions) I must move carefully in utmost secrecy after this post.

Just use some cooked boar in mint sauce and some hot water with milk to lure them into a trap...

Or tell them you saw David Beckham driving on the motorway 3 sheets to the wind, again, to lure them in to an ambush.

I have returned from my fact finding mission to Orlando. Magus has done an excellent job. At first I saw no sign of drop bears anywhere, but while visiting Sea World, I saw Shamu (or Mamu, whichever one is a big, fat aquatic mammal) jump and drop from the sky, clearly imitating the new rulers of Disney World. Good job, the conspiracy continues with only a jumping whale to give away our secrets.

London is ours.
The fighting was brutal but eventually my troops led the british troops into a final confrontation in Trafalger square. As I planned this allowed my troops to make deadly use of Nelsons Column. Then it was a simple matter of convince the Mayor of London to help me keep order by telling him that the drop bears would be the ultimate way of removing pigeons. Then and conservative politicians.

Next we will move on Birmingham, if I can convince the troops to risk it's horrible traffic...

What's with Buckingham Palace and the Royal Family?

Kepp up the good job!

After one of my boys ate Prince Philips face for an unfourtunate comment about antipodeans, they are pacified.
Maybe all the time I spend with my boys is why people think I have an aussie accent.

Did you find any traces of mint sauce out there?

Nope no traces of mint sauce, me and the boys clean it all right up...
hmm roasted lamb...

Lamb is great...but why spoiling it with mint sauce if one could use holy eucalyptus sauce???

Sorry I believe in enjoying the holy eucalyptus on its own so as to be able to experience it's taste with out any interference.

But hey it might be good on lamb.

Yeah, but during the times of war we need all eucalyptus we can get to feed our legions.

Well my boys are using that Vicks Vapor Rub to inhale the eucalyptus fumes and licking it off thier paws, as it is somewhat water resistant my surfers love it!!

Oy! The Possibilities!

This shows what a mating between a koala and a dolphin would be. Now put fangs on the koala and we can now conquer the mighty ocean!

Brother Mortand! I do not think, that you really want us to corrupt the genetic purity of the holy Drop Bear...do you?

Egads!!! its wrong I tell you just plain wrong.

Well we will conquer the land masses easily - our drop bear forces are unstoppable! BUT - we will not have conquered the mighty deeps! Drop bears are not native to the ocean, and can be easily defeated. Thus we need underlings, do we not?

Unless YOU have a better idea for subjugating the ocean?

We can subjugate Sea Monkeys and use them as underwater troops en-masse. If they get out of line we can always hold their land based cousins as hostages. Sea Monkeys are more closely related since they know what trees are, yet pose no threat to our utter domination of those trees, or anything else for that matter.

I suggest we work on Eucalyptus Kelp beds to aid in our efforst.

I dunno - unless you do some serious genetic tinkering they're still going to be small troops that will get EATEN en masse by whales.

Hah! I knew my sea-monkeys would be good for something!! I've been raising them successfully since October (happy birthday me!) All tests have shown they are only effective in a drop sneak attack when their aquarium is dropped with them, however. But I have begun spreading sea-monkeys around the local area, having already given a brood to someone in imports/exports, and a second batch prepared for my boss.

I am pleased to know my efforts will be of some use to the DBC.

These would definately be useful for whenever i start my attack of north carolina... take over the outerbanks in no time i would with drop dolbears

Brethren, I made some secret experiments with Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities. The result can be seen here!

Looks cool, brother. Do the Drop Bears survive the re-entry into atmosphere? And do they land at the aimed point on earth (=target)?

For the seas we just need to fit out our troops with scuba gear...
or train them to surf like brother magus has.

Well Grinder, of course the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities are still at a very early stage of experimentation and development. The accuracy is very good. Combined with the high impact speed of nearly 4 km/s or 14.000 km/h I am able to precisely turn whole buildings into dust. The suvivability of the 'ammunition' however still could use some improvement. Of course I am not sure of that. I did never find any dead 'ammunition'. But the cause needs sacrifices.

It's Elder Grinder, Elder.

Well, so why use holy Drpp Bears as ammunition at all? Try captured ehh.. converted danish.

Brother Ophis my troops are trained in SCUBA warfare as well. We have been training hard here in Orlando in our training facilities Typhoon Lagoon and SeaWorld. As to the notion of "ammunition " for the Orbital Drop Bear Launcher how about those worthless Panda's ???

I'm sure the inquisition can come up with plenty of ammunition for the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities. I suggest using Mr. Platinum clones.


DocMortand: What the sea monkeys lack in size they will make in fanaticism. Those whales will have heartburn for months.

To start a completely different thread of thought - anyone put in a drop bear conspiracy in their games yet?

Also - how would you construct a REALISTIC drop bear conspiracy in the SR game? I.E. One that doesn't make your players roll their eyes in disbelief.