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| QUOTE (Eggs) |
| Sips his juice in the corner, hugging his legs and shivering in a puddle of urine. |
THAT'S the effect I'm looking for!
and Jrayjoker, why we made you Elder is beyond me if you cannot fathom reading the thread more than once! It is called worship, believe it or not.
*sniff* Amateurs.
Through reading comments and careful contemplation, I have learned my roll in the Drop Bear Revolution. I believe the phrase, "Cannon Fodder" applies best.
"Devoted Follower" is a much better phrase for it 
| QUOTE (Grinder) |
| "Devoted Follower" is a much better phrase for it |
I can think of a few choice phrases that are much more appropriate.
Shakes uncontrollably
"Eu... Eu..."
Eggs' eyes grow wide, literally becoming larger. Their color begins to shift.
Green.
Blue.
Violet.
"Euca..."
Purple
Hair begins sprouting all over his body. His ears grow larger, rounder, cuter.
"EUCALYPTUS!"
Witness the birth of the were-koala with hmvv.
"Eu... Eu..."
Eggs' eyes grow wide, literally becoming larger. Their color begins to shift.
Green.
Blue.
Violet.
"Euca..."
Purple
Hair begins sprouting all over his body. His ears grow larger, rounder, cuter.
"EUCALYPTUS!"
Witness the birth of the were-koala with hmvv.
Fine, fine. Now get a taste for eucalyptus dripped with metahuman blood and your transformation is finished.
| QUOTE (Fortune) | ||
I can think of a few choice phrases that are much more appropriate. |
Don't be shy, come along with some.
Drop Bears fired from Rocket/Grenade/Mortars!?!
Kinda reminds me of the Worms games with their sheep launchers and so worth ...
But wait. Maybe team17 is run by the Drop Bears and they want us screwed by those games that we will develope the weapons for real and that way spread them all over the world?
Kinda reminds me of the Worms games with their sheep launchers and so worth ...
But wait. Maybe team17 is run by the Drop Bears and they want us screwed by those games that we will develope the weapons for real and that way spread them all over the world?
I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state. It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt.
It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy.
It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy.
| QUOTE (Herald of Verjigorm) |
| I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state. It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt. It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy. |
.....
*Turns the quote upside and shakes it to see if anything sensible falls out*
Hmm....
...............THUD!
Oh, that makes sense. Good drop bear....here's some eucalyptus for you....
| QUOTE (Herald of Verjigorm) |
| I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state. It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt. It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy. |
I always loved the suicide bomber gramma. But my biggest fear comes from the invention of the super sheep. Cause even if you hide, it can fly and *boom* you. Impossible to defeat at my stage of eucalyptolution.
| QUOTE (brohopcp) |
| eucalyptolution. |
OMG! [twitch]
It's all becoming [twitch]
clear now! [twitch]
I [twitch]
finally [twitch]
understand![twitch]
[twitch]
[twitch]
[twitch]
| QUOTE (DocMortand) | ||
THAT'S the effect I'm looking for! and Jrayjoker, why we made you Elder is beyond me if you cannot fathom reading the thread more than once! It is called worship, believe it or not. *sniff* Amateurs. |
Hey, I just re-read the whole thing, and you know what? I am not an Elder. Noone has ever given me that title. I am, however, the Illustrious Leader.
So, yea me!
| QUOTE (Jrayjoker) | ||||
Hey, I just re-read the whole thing, and you know what? I am not an Elder. Noone has ever given me that title. I am, however, the Illustrious Leader. So, yea me! |
*blink* how did THAT happen?
I think you need to read it through again to make sure.
Done, as far as I can tell I am I.L. 
I really appreciate your honesty, Illustrious Leader. 
Wonder if i ever got promotet to Elder, but i don't think so. So we gonna do this quickly. I can't command my German Albino Ninja Drop Bears properly without the title Elder.
Wonder if i ever got promotet to Elder, but i don't think so. So we gonna do this quickly. I can't command my German Albino Ninja Drop Bears properly without the title Elder.
Anyone with a member # in the single digits is likely an elder.
*smuggles a German Albino Advanced Forward Scout Commando Drop Bear in tisoz's luggage because that last comment sounded suspiciously like subversion*
If it hasn't been done, I hereby nominate Grinder for Elder status.
Oops, wrong thread...
Huh...I never got nominated for elder status...*sniff*
You hear grumbling in the background as Doc's Drop Bear Legion backs up their leader
You hear grumbling in the background as Doc's Drop Bear Legion backs up their leader
Ooo... power plays for the leader status.
excellent... <brings hands together ominously like Mr. Burns...>
Time for me to play kingmaker with my inquisition units.
excellent... <brings hands together ominously like Mr. Burns...>
Time for me to play kingmaker with my inquisition units.
That is enough insubordination! You should suffer my wrath for such insolence. However, I am a benevolent leader, and will instead purchase your loyalty with Drop Beer and chinese takeout.
Only if you throw in some wings in the order and also make it a poker night.
But of course. I will even lose for the first hour. `
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Gods I hope my gm never, eevvveeerrr sees this. He's a sadistic sob... 's why I married him? lol
| QUOTE (tisoz) |
| Anyone with a member # in the single digits is likely an elder. |
I'll second that motion.
Doc: that means you're in the clear.
Jray was 'propped up', so to speak, as our 'leader' after the heretic/usurper Kagentenshi tried to swipe the reins. Luckily inattention and a bad hair cut (guessing on that one honestly) left kage vulnerable to the revolution.
VIVA EUCALUTION!
| QUOTE (Jrayjoker) |
| If it hasn't been done, I hereby nominate Grinder for Elder status. |
Thank you. Your supprot and dedication won't be forgotten
\o/
We single-digit members gotta stick together!
We single-digit members gotta stick together!
Everytime I delv into the depth of the Drop Bear mystery an image comes to mind.
LIke a grainy movie -
Rolling Stones with Paint it Black playing in the background. You see the cargohold of an airplane. The Drop Bear producing luggage is strapped into a a machine that constant opens and closing, dropping the bears into parasuits which in turn are drop over my southern neighboring country of Germany.
Oracle beware! Someone is making a move against your Drop Bear Albino platoons!
LIke a grainy movie -
Rolling Stones with Paint it Black playing in the background. You see the cargohold of an airplane. The Drop Bear producing luggage is strapped into a a machine that constant opens and closing, dropping the bears into parasuits which in turn are drop over my southern neighboring country of Germany.
Oracle beware! Someone is making a move against your Drop Bear Albino platoons!
Now that I have infiltrated the military I can smuggle out equipment to help the revolution. Armored parasols and MREs for all!
Wow, when I left this was on page 14. I am proud it has grown this far.
Btw, I am proud to be an Elder and will do my best to fulfil the responsibilites of my position.
My intercontinental Drop Bear launchers are coming along well. They should be operational by Christmas. The Anti-anti-air missles, however, are a problem as they target themselves as much as missles attempting to shoot down our Drop Bear troops. I doubt they will be feasible.
Angelone
Wow, when I left this was on page 14. I am proud it has grown this far.
Btw, I am proud to be an Elder and will do my best to fulfil the responsibilites of my position.
My intercontinental Drop Bear launchers are coming along well. They should be operational by Christmas. The Anti-anti-air missles, however, are a problem as they target themselves as much as missles attempting to shoot down our Drop Bear troops. I doubt they will be feasible.
Angelone
| QUOTE (PiXeL01) |
| Everytime I delv into the depth of the Drop Bear mystery an image comes to mind. LIke a grainy movie - Rolling Stones with Paint it Black playing in the background. You see the cargohold of an airplane. The Drop Bear producing luggage is strapped into a a machine that constant opens and closing, dropping the bears into parasuits which in turn are drop over my southern neighboring country of Germany. Oracle beware! Someone is making a move against your Drop Bear Albino platoons! |
That was an early proto-type of the intercontinental launcher. That I scraped because planes are too, well planey. Do not worry about them, I'm not making a power play *waves hands in a jedi-like manner*.
| QUOTE (DocMortand) |
| \o/ We single-digit members gotta stick together! |
We shall lead our glorious enlightened brothers as well the unwashed masses, yes!
| QUOTE (PiXeL01) |
| Oracle beware! Someone is making a move against your Drop Bear Albino platoons! |
My German Albino Ninja Drop Bears are ready to form the first line of defense against the Danish Drunk Drop Bear.
Whoever is responsible for the creation of the Danish Drunk Drop Bears needs to be found, drawn and quartered!
May I take the part of applying the drawing and quartering? Please?
I'm good at penciling! (but not so good with fractions). Really though I don't see how making pictures is going to help with a looming civil-drop-bear-war.
| QUOTE (Oracle) |
| May I take the part of applying the drawing and quartering? Please? |
First you have to change the tilte in your sig; you're no longer an aspiring member - we granted you a title already. After that you're welcome to interrogate the Evil Mastermind which created the Danish Drunk Bears and after that give him his approbiate judgement.
| QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) |
| I'm good at penciling! (but not so good with fractions). Really though I don't see how making pictures is going to help with a looming civil-drop-bear-war. |
It's not a civil war. Someone tries to bring us into one, but these person is an outsider and no member of the Drop Bear Conspiracy, i'm sure.
I shall ready the English Swing Comb Drop Bear 5 to support any strikes against the Danish Insurgent. We will go for the bacon factories.
so ... hey.. what the hell? Am I an Elder, or just someone that talks a lot?
I'll just cling to my self-bestowed title of Highbulp in a nice dark corner away from scary albino drop bear ninjas and Big Ugly Rats.
I'll just cling to my self-bestowed title of Highbulp in a nice dark corner away from scary albino drop bear ninjas and Big Ugly Rats.
I promote you for the title of an Elder. Someone who posted so much deserves it
yay! A little *sniff* appreciation *sniff sniff* I don't know how to ...*sniff* Oh I promsied my self I wouldn't cry! 
I know, it can all be a little overwhelming, but be strong <<pat, pat.>>
Hmm...y'all are just talking about going after the Danish Drunk Drop Bears.
*orders his Drop Bear Legions to attack*
FORWARD THE DALLAS DROP BEAR LEGION!
*orders his Drop Bear Legions to attack*
FORWARD THE DALLAS DROP BEAR LEGION!
.............
um, anyone know exactly where they live? Like, address?
um, anyone know exactly where they live? Like, address?
Points to the East over the Atlantic
That way! Have fun storming the castle!
Waves farewell to the Dallas Legion
That way! Have fun storming the castle!
Waves farewell to the Dallas Legion
Do you think they have a chance?
It would take a miracle...
But, oh the carnage and destruction they shall wrought... I can't wait to see it on the news trid.
But, oh the carnage and destruction they shall wrought... I can't wait to see it on the news trid.
*pictures drop bear dressed as a swashbuckling spaniard*
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya...."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya...."
As long as none have 6 fingers on their right hand....
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