that's really safe sex. Even safer because you can't even find.... ermmm.... your.. partner

Well leave it the hell alone! It was fine just the way it was, before you went and perverted it.

I wonder if drop bears would use Full-Body Camouflag Condoms. Maybe on Mars or something.

I'm sorry to say this, but I think the Drop Bear thread may have just jumped the shark.

What?

really.... camoflouge body condoms.. that's gotta be a line of somethin'

BTW, for your interest, in no particular order ('cept Gyro #1, mmu1 #20) first 20 posters on the Drop Bear thread-
krazy
gyro
jray
spastic
angelone
grinder
kiedo
docmortand
reg
littlesean
reaver
enigma
planB
skeeve
doc funk
AH
bigity
nikoli
mmu1
and me

good job kids

I know, but it was more fun to bug you.

I would have done the same

Yay! \o/

By the way, my drop bear platoon has turned into a legion because of the stockpile of eucalyptus I have over here. Soon we shall conquer Mexico and RETAKE AUSTIN FOR TEXAS!

*cough*

btw, I read the entire thread again. I think that's six times now....

Surely seeing dancing black spots is natural, right?

its them doing the cha cha you have to look out for.

I was teaching the musical drop bear unit to tango...

The eucaluyptus brach cleched in the fangs was a mistake...

Teaching a drop bear to dance only has two outcomes, it annoys the drop bear and you die. Never a plus.

The problem was both of them going for the eucalyptus.

I train them in pairs. In reinforced cells. With me outside.

Good Call.

yep after the first cyberlimb I realised the mistake.

WOOHOO! I'm proud member # 13.... However, I do feel there is something slightly ominous about this. Maybe I'm just paranoid?

Plan B:

You're not paranoid if they're really out to get you, you know....

If anyone ever finds out who "they" are, please let me know.

I'm really tired of looking over my shoulder so much of the time....



P.S. :

Oracle: Perhaps I was thinking of the phrase that was making the rounds after Saddam Insane kicked out the weapons inspectors in 1998.

Mister Hussein: You know, you're NOT paranoid--the rest of the world really IS out to get you.

Besides, even paranoiacs have real enemies....

--Foreigner

Being paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!!

The people working in the Australian area at the zoo in Hannover will be slightly surprised this morning. *gigglingmad*

OK, now I am intrigued. Was there a prank played in real life at the koala exhibit?

Close. Really close. And it nearly got me killed. ^^ One of my friends works in the zoo as a...what is the name of someone who cares for animals in zoos???...me and some colleagues of her played her some trick involving fake blood and a fake ripped of hand. We convinced her. At least for a few seconds.

Very good. But very mean. I approve.

Next time, just change the koala sign to drop bear.

Right! Thank you!

Changing the Koala sign is the next nefarious plan. But we will also change the explanatory text.

Viva la resistance!

I think he just made it to Elder. Who is with me?

We should promote him to Elder after he fullfilled his promised coup and changed the sign in the zoo.

OK, probationary Elder, waiting for pictures.

OK, think I'll do it this sunday.^^

Don't forget the evidence (=pics).

And, if you would be so kind, a translation for the non-german speakers.

You guys aren't thinking big enough.. what if we ALL changed our zoo signs? oooh.. or better yet, convince some poor zoo worker to put those wax vampire teeth on the koala's!! .. then we could change all the deer crossing signs to Drop Bear crossing..err.. dropping signs... DROP BEAR-TOPIA!!

*re-reads*

I worry about me sometimes... I really do.

Anyone who changes Koala's into Drop Bears at a zoo deserves the title Elder.

Hmmm, I think we need to ensure that vandalism doesn't occur, just harmless fun.

Maybe I'll swing by the National Zoo this weekend (weather permitting) and take a look at what the signs look like. Take a few pictures, then format something on a piece of paper with double sided sticky tape. What other methods are people considering?

Illusion magic!

I'm using simple double sided tape. The signs are made of steel, so no harm done.

Drop Bear Relaxing

No self respecting Drop Bear would drink Heineken.

I'll see if I can talk my wife into it this weekend or next. She's not a believer. I've been trying to convert her for years now; I've shown her all the pamphlets, brought her to our Drop Bear Prayer Group (Oh God, please don't let a drop bear eat me), I've glued stuffed koalas to the cieling... Nothing seems to be working.

Hey, if there's anyone else in the DC area, I"m considering prosthelyzying. I'll hang on the eves of the house, knock on the door, and drop pamphlets on them when they come out. Anyone wanna tag along?

Now that is what I'm talkin' about!

Go Brother N! Go!