Ahh

Seattle is a great area for the Shadow's, our group is 7 strong for usual play and they have former players that could make the number of gamers about 10-12.

I am thinking about a crazy Ausi investor living in Seattle 2072 that has a Drop bear altered with warform/chimera abilities. His story is he was getting ready to use it in the arenas found in Snohomish. Not sure were to take it from there, do the runner's get hired to steal it (not easy stealing a dropbear) or kill it? Maybe they are hired by a family member to go to his compound and figure out why he is not responding....Knowing that he has Illegal stuff up there they hire someone from the shadows. Find him dead and the Dropbear waiting in ambush!

P.S the bird is real, and it is an almost true mimic.

We must learn to harness gravity itself, create a Mass Effect... we could drop in all directions, putting omnidirectional fear into the hearts of our prey.

Speaking of drop bears...I think some have awakened already...

Scary

Holy crap

seems it was a photoshop, but the results are pretty creepy to say the least...

It is photoshopped, but the original isn't far off...

Wet Koala

Wet Koala 2

Personally, I find this bear creepier.

Koala

Redditor?

No.

Creepiest thing about koalas is that they have fingerprints which means drop bears do too.

Has a koala ever been found that matches a known human fingerprint?

I don't believe anyone has yet discovered two matching human fingerprints, so my assumption would be no.

Creepy and Scary.

No, however they can be mistaken for human fingerprints unless you know the differences.

Has anybody found any traces of Drop Bear in SR5 yet?`

No but they're canny hunters, excelling in stealth and subterfuge.

And here i thought they, like several of you old nerds, went extinct!

By the by, I did run the Drop Bear Adventure, to mixed reception. I realize it's a touch longer than a single four-hour adventure, but it moved along much faster owing to the giant gaps still there.

It has been ten years and people are still commenting here?

I don't even know what to say.

You fool! You have created a monster, it cannot be undone!

Well, we did take a three-year nap.

Drop bears can be sleepy like that.

They return to Valhalla, where they rest and feed.

I think this hasn't been my first time of resurrecting the chaos.

That's how they get you. False sense of security. And teeth. Very sharp teeth.
*nods sagely*

And ruthless efficiency! How we get you are a false sense of security, teeth, and ruthless efficiency.

And cunning! How we get you is a false sense of security, teeth, ruthless efficiency, and cunning.

And patience. Lots and lots of patience...

Well played sir....

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Okay, but every time we do the Spanish Inquisition gag, it now takes three years per iteration!