....Great spirits, I left for like 6 months and this thread is still here......
Hmmm, killing a drop bear.....droping an anvil probably wont work. What about consicrated eucalyptus leaves?
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yeah, made me smile seeing your name pop up again. The wayward brother. Nice ta' see ya' back.
A Drop Bear can be killed, but not by Consecrated Eucalyptus. That just gives them holy gas later on.
A Drop Bear can be killed, but not by Consecrated Eucalyptus. That just gives them holy gas later on.
So THAT's where holy hand grenades come from.
Y'see, that's what comes from only knowing half the facts. The fisted one is mistaken. Drop Bears don't get Holy Gas ... they get Holly Gas, from eating eucalyptus during the yuletide season.
Consecrated Eucalyptus has a whole other effect entirely.
Consecrated Eucalyptus has a whole other effect entirely.
sure.. and we're gonna listen to a Drama Elf like you ... riiiight.
Don't mess with the Fisty (of Doom) elf.
Don't mess with the Fisty (of Doom) elf.
You call yourself the Fisty of Doom?
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I didn't say "don't mess with me, Fisty of Doom". No, the nature of the Fisty of Doom is left mysterious and enigmatic.. .well... as Mysterious and Enigmatic as an anything of Doom can be anyways.
There's a subtle difference
There's a subtle difference
Can I start calling you the Fisty of Doom anyway? 
meh, sure, just as long as you say the full thing
Yes sir, Mr. Fisty of Doom.
Fistidiom? Nope ... Fizzidum! Yeah, that's it.
Deck the halls with boughs of drop bears....
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| Deck the halls with boughs of drop bears.... |
Fa la la la la, la la la AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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| Can I start calling you the Fisty of Doom anyway? |
Did you read the whole thread? Twice?
Amateurs!
Enemy!
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That comic is just AWESOME.
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Did you read the whole thread? Twice? |
Now why would I want to do a crazy thing like that?
To become a convert, a truely dedicated follower of our cause.
Is that reason enough?
Is that reason enough?
Tempting, but I think I'll pass. I've grown to be fairly fond of these eyeballs.
What did you say, where are you from?
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| Now why would I want to do a crazy thing like that? |
Because it is one of the misguided cult's requirements, supposedly in order to show your true devotion to the fuzzy little balls of lethargy.
Think of it as ... an Initiation Ordeal.
Oh, and don't listen to the words of Immortal Elves. They will give you false information and turn you into a mindless puppett.
Was my information false? Is it not considered the custom, and even a requirement for 'membership', to willingly read through the entire thread twice?
When was the last time you made the electronic pilgrimage, Grinder?
When was the last time you made the electronic pilgrimage, Grinder?
Oh we're not disputing that you have to read through the thread in order to achieve what we'll call a 'hyper-real' state. An Initiation ordeal would be a good parallel. We just say not to listen to you in prinicipal.
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| An Initiation ordeal would be a godo parallel. |
Which one? Suffering?
That's the one!
I've found it's easier to just read each post twice while it's still new, then you can get away with reading the whole thread only once every month.
My two year old writes:
As you can tell, he feels great emotion for the holy Drop Bear.
My two year old writes:
As you can tell, he feels great emotion for the holy Drop Bear.
Get them when they're young and they'll be yours forever. *Monty Burns on* Excellent*Monty Burns off*
Interesting fact, as close as it is to the Holy Land, they have never heard of Drop Bears in Korea.
Interesting fact, as close as it is to the Holy Land, they have never heard of Drop Bears in Korea.
I expect that some of those who are native to, but have left, the Holy Land are also ignorant of them.
Shame on them!
Shame on them!
They'll face the punishment they deserve, when the great day of the Drop is coming.
I havent been in this forum for ages...and this thread is still going, i remeber thinking 30 pages is retaded, but wow a brand spanking new level of Drop Bear Thread.
Bravo DumpShockers.
Bravo DumpShockers.
As a suggestion to the R&D department, I think we should look into equipping our drop bears with bungee cords so that they can be ready for redeployment quicker and get them off the ground, where they are most vunerable, quicker. Maybe some kind of winch with a harness would work better so they can relish the kill more.
As long as the bungee cords are just a bit longer than the proposed drop itself. Otherwise it would be kind of pointless, don't you think?
They are called Drop bears for a reason elf. If they couldn't survive a something as simple as the thumpening they wouldn't be the paragons of predatory evolution that they are.
PS-
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We should humour Fortune, as he seems to have got immortallity without a resistance to senile dementia...
Um ... my point being that if the bungee cord was in fact shorter than the drop, yon flop rodent might run the risk of not only missing his target, but being flung upwards into the branches multiple times. Perhaps even worse (?), the fuzzy little stoned varmint might well end up helplessly suspended within easy weapon's reach of his intended target, and any accompanying companions.
Which is why I also proposed a winch and harness rappeling system. With an easy interface, the skull button allows dropping while the tree button whisks the dropped out of harms way.
That wouldn't help much if the floppy teddy gets tanged after all that bouncing and banging against and through the overhead branches.
Y'see! I try to help, and all I get is abuse. I really do think some of you have been drinking too much 'drop bear essense' for your own good.
Y'see! I try to help, and all I get is abuse. I really do think some of you have been drinking too much 'drop bear essense' for your own good.
Gummi beary juice, that do it for you?
I'd have used that if I'd have thought of it.
Dashing and Daring
Dropping and Tearing
Faithful and Furry
With thumpings to share
Dropping and Tearing
Faithful and Furry
With thumpings to share
Let's hear it for ... Disney's ....... Drop Dumplings.
Boo Hiss I live in Mouse Central thank you very much. My commandoes are up 100% on Disney's Evil Propaganda. That is why we took over the parks.
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| Boo Hiss I live in Mouse Central thank you very much. My commandoes are up 100% on Disney's Evil Propaganda. That is why we took over the parks. |
I should have seen it earlier... Very commendable, Magus. For decades we've been teaching our youth that all things evil are ugly and big, and all things furry and small are allies. Lilo and Stitch are your best work yet! See the little creature with all the sharp teeth who jumps on your head from above? He's just not understood! Bring him home, show him to your parents, and protect him from the evil, wicked elves who cause him so much trouble.
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| Y'see! I try to help, and all I get is abuse. I really do think some of you have been drinking too much 'drop bear essense' for your own good. |
Abuse you? No, I think you misunderstand. We like having you around. You're good for the faithful. Like a test of faith. It starts with reading through the thread a few times, then the thread once or thrice, then you're here for proper conditioning. You are so very helpful to the cause.
Keep chuggin'.
Speaking of the faithful, whatever happened to Brother Witness? Did he ever recover from his ordeal? How many active elders do we still have? I notice quite a few are out preparing thumpenings to deal with the elven "threat".
It's Drop Beer btw.
It's Drop Beer btw.
We are working from the shadows brother. Be faithful!
The elders are around and well. Rumours about deaths of some of them have been greatly exaggerated and are IE propaganda!
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