Hrm, I go away for a weekend and the thread slips off the main page...SHAME!

Actually, I think the best place for drop bears to make an appearance in in a food-frenzy in the artifical forest in Redmond(?). Have 'em go crazy because the eucalyptus is fake.

There is an artificial forest in Redmond???

Everything about Redmond is artificial... didn't ya know?
Well, from the case of the back to nature types in Salish, the city concept itself is artificial.

Eeek, I'm starting to sound serious! Must get back into the silly mood!

You got me wrong. I just wondered that there is anything at all in Redmond that could be seen as a forest.

Sombody had menitoned using Drop Bears in Archology Shutdown. They did have a zoo in ther if I recall correctly.

There is a feature called "The Plastic Jungles" in Redmond, kind of a big Greenhouse. It's pest resistant GMO Eucalyptus trees caused my legions to have hallucinations and behave strangely.......We are still deciding on if we should burn the GMO trees or harvest them and sell the leaves in Ziploc bags for 20 NuYen each to fund further expansion.

Brother stevebugge, could you send me some bags of leaves as a sample for scientific purposes, please?

Has anyone else seen the 'burning people' thread and the 'drop bear thread' on the same page and thought 'hmm... there's an idea....'

Flaming Drop Bear Commandos?

Or

that we need Theme Music!

Then clearly it must mean that we need to select Theme Music for the Drop Bear Conspiracy

Go back a few pages and you'll fnd the link to "Beerserk". We already have theme music, beer-based hardcore from Denmark!

I have got some promising results from the tests of my Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities. I did not solve the "impact splash" problem yet. But the experiments show, that obitally launched politicians cause nearly as much havoc and destruction as orbitally launched Drop Bears...

Uhm, Elder Mortand, are you sure you got the full picture of the slightly gory and very unpleasant nature of a politician impacting with a speed of at least 4km/s?

I got a new plan!!! Let us capture Chuck Norris. We can force him to teach our DropBears the secrets of ROUNDHOUSE KICKS. After that they can eat him. Lots of proteins, I guess. And a good lesson to his fellow cultists.

Maybe we can crossbreed Chuck Norris and female Drop Bears? Just imagine a platoon of Chuck Norris Drop Bears!

That brings us to another purity-problem...

That's only a purity problem if Chuck Norris isn't a drop bear in disguise.
Hmmmm, how do we find out? How do we find out without getting roundhouse kicked in the face?

Tempt him with Eucalyptus Leaves?

We'll have to use eucalyptus leaves dripped with metahuman blood.

oh man, I just had dinner and I'm full, but the eucalyptus leaves dripped with metahuman blood is still making my mouth water. mmmm....

Just remember, tree huggers make themselves easy targets while the opposite extreme is armed and possibly paranoid.

The "Tree Huggers" of the sixth world are not armed and paranoid?

Maybe, but their impluse to hug trees will overpower their curiosity about what those rustlings in the branches are.

anyone noticed these things have adaptive coloration?

The world could be a better place, if one would make all politicians lick some frogs.

I can think of few things that I would like less than licking a frenchman. LOL

Frenchmen are illegal in many countries. Be careful woth them!

Should we be using Frenchmen as Orbital Drop Bear Launcher test subjects? They could serve as both projectile and target.

Facinating, so this is were the insanity is still somewhat fresh.

I just finished all 61+ pages and I've got a moderate headache and nose/earbleed to show for it.

It seems that I am also too late as my area has already been captured a few pages back, slightly dissapointed I am.

Welcome to the revolution, novice DigitalSoul. Just take a seat. Do you like some eucalyptus-flavored peanuts? And don't worry. You'll get used to that headache sooner or later. The tiny voices in your head are a different story, however.

Using French people as ammunition is clearly against the international ban of weapons of mass destruction.

Yes, it is good to be here indeed.

Well since my territory has already been captured before I got onboard I guess I can fill that R&D hole that has been left unfilled.

Good to have a new convert. Welcome, novice DigitalSoul - now your mission is to go out and convert all other threads to the drop bear nataion!

And I second the fact that frenchmen would definately violate several biohazard laws plus probably the Geneva Convention.

My fellow bretheren - what part of Thump have we not captured yet? I think Europe is ours, as is Japan and the bulk of Asia. Phillipines, New Guinea and the area in and around Australia are natural habitats, so they were taken early, (especially NZ) and so has the USA. Has Canada fallen yet, as well as central and southern America? What about Africa, India and the Middle East?

The Middle East may be difficult as their is little or no habitat for our legions, much of it being used to burn Danish Embassys recently. However I have a devious plan to fool the locals in to wearing Drop Bears as Turbans. However we will need to acquire a fashionable boutique.............

Hmmm... I always thought the Drop Bears called 'Thump' as prey population. Though the other thing that they call 'em as the weakling flesh things that go, 'AAAAIIEEEEEE!!!! getitoffgetitoffit'seatingmyface!!!!!'

Or something like that...