You people make it sound like drop bears did'nt origanate from a Virus, but somthing greater, kinda like war of the worlds or something.

Dear #$%^&*(!@#$ Gods, this thread is still going?

It had been inactive a day and a half before you renewed it.

Or was that your plan...Hmmm...

Well, you never did forgive me after the last time I was denounced as a heretic.

You never convinced us of your innocence.

I'll have my inquisitor teams assembled for a drop. Lessee, how many do we need to put to the question? Some of my drop bears really want to test out the new flamethrowers, they seem to have a liking to charred meat, crunchy on the outside, raw on the inside...

Kissed by the flame.

That's the mailing list for the free money, right? Because if not, uhh... Well I have a brother named nezumi too and I think he might be responsible for any problems.

I named myself???

Hm, I don't know why, but the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities seem to have a small malfunction. They always keep locking on brother tisoz location...and I just ordered Helmut Kohl, the former German chancellor to be loaded as ammunition...hmm, that problem started when my name appeared on a certain list...strange...

If something were to happen to me, the list would stand as is. There could be no possibility of persuading me to recant the list.

Everyone is always under suspicion. We keep vigilance for anyone who will deviate from the true path. That you are submitting my name on the list means that you have something to hide and wish to instead put suspicion upon me. I see your game tisoz and these power plays to control the Drop Bear movement is clear to us all. My units shall be watching you and intelligence gathering units have all ready been sent to investigate whether or not you are still on the true path...

*having a finger over a blinking read button with "DO NOT PUSH" written on it*

May I? May I? Please, may I?

I'm on the list for a visit from the inquisition? Too bad I'm so low on the list, I wanted to personally thank them for bringing the heretic Tisoz out of hiding. I also wanted to give them a new supply of blood soaked eucalyptus candles to strengthen there will against the countless other targets that must come under their watchful eye.

Until we can meet again, stand vigilant inquisitors for yours is the task of the righteous and the burning sword to be thrust into the hearts of our enemies!



DigitalSoul
What kind of R&D might you be doin in Fullerton? The clerics of the temple here are ready to assist in any way they can. We are always ready to further and serve the cause.


Brother Oracle push the button, what's the worst that can happen?

Hmm... This new list does look more accurate. So when's the witch burning? I'll bring the marshmallows.

Elders, Brethren, Novices! Ones again some infid...heretics try to stop the revolution from within! But do we allow them to stop us? I say no!

Our Inquisition forces are still on duty and erase every heretic thought (and member). So no worries, Brother Oracle.

I still don't think that we should take the list of supposed heretic tisoz too serious.

I think I have discovered something for your research, would not Drop Down Lists be the natural habitat for online Drop Bears?

Oh, I'm being marked for death again.
How typical.

Only by the ínfid...er...heretic!

Brethren, my troops are now up and running at 100% peak efficiancy. All of Orlando Maimi and Tampa Ports are under our dominiation. I ask thee what shall I do now? Shall I move some commando ninja surfer pirates to watch o'er the heretical Tisoz? I await thy summons.

I await the launch from the port of Orlando.

Don't feel bad, Gyro, the heretic marked me as well.

Oh how they shall rue this till the end of their days....

*sends his drop bear legions to invade Brazil*

Hmmm, the Profit, the Illustrious leader, and almost all the elders. Somone is planning a coup!

Only if it would result in a better position to attack

About the coup: i'm sure our Drop Bear Secret Police is on alert and tries everything to uncover the heretics who plan the coup.

wow, I feel caught up in some great melodrama.

I remember the post, as it was, IIRC, Grinder and I had 100+ posts. You'll notice, however , that my supposed ladder climbing , as you assert, is rather unlikely, as I haven't poster on this page in some time. The Drop Bear Conspiracy and it's expansion are beyond me. It's grown past what I can do. I live in Utah, and with the entrenched order here (as well as a lack of trees, or surf, or orbital platforms) the drop bears have little to work with. So I've stepped aside and let othe more worthies come forward. You, tisoz, are not worthy of the Drop Bear. You've done good works, don't get the impression that I'm a critic of yours, or even that I don't like you. The opposite is true. I've always enjoyed your posts, except for where they touch into Drop-dogma. But you don't seem to be Drop Bear material. It's nothign to be ashamed of. I myself stepped aside sot that the holy campaign can continue without me to slow it down.

If you'll recall, Kagentenshi was the Usurper. I have always supported those above me. Grinder and Jray, whom you so viciously name to get fingers pointed away from you. The only people I ever named for the inquisition were you and , IIRC, Mr Platinum. The Inqusiotion apparently works slowly.

let us both do the honorable thing and stand aside, to let the Drop Bear Conspiracy continue without us, to grow to what it can be at it's greatest, without our infighting to drag it down.

For me, as an Elder, the case is clear...it is time for some Drop Beer! Free beer for everyone!

In the DBC Logic = Heresy
(except when it doesn't)

Such convoluted logic... My inquisition flame troops grow weary with all this jabbering. We shall flush the heretics out... with fire!!!

So heretics weigh the same as Duck? Brilliant! *toasts with dropbeer*

So tisoz named names under the pressure of the Drop Bear Inquisitors. Fantastic news! Good job PBTHHHHT. It's good to know that the Inquisition is working as a finely honed machine of information gathering, and heretic routing. Keep up the good work, and may your holy flamethrowers burn hot and bright.

I live (drop) to serve the cause...