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Yeah! Post 798 by me, nice.
What, we beat Infiltration challenge?
Exactly.
Seems you didn't believe we can do this? That's close to heresy.
Seems you didn't believe we can do this? That's close to heresy.
| QUOTE (Grinder) |
| 3) Spreading fear as Evil Drop Bear Overlord & High Priests isn't satisfying when there are no people left to terrorize. |
There are always the Red Obsidimen of Mars.
I was thinking of good-looking women... and men for our female members (which didn't show up until now).
| QUOTE (Grinder) |
| I was thinking of good-looking women... and men for our female members (which didn't show up until now). |
Remember our National Anthem. Drop Bear women. Drop Bear women.
Good-looking women to terrorize, Drop Bear women for... well, i leave that to your imagination.
Why stop at Mars? Jupiter has much more gravity, so would increase the overall effectiveness of the drop part of the Ninja Drop Bears. All we have to do is breed steel eucalyptus trees. 
| QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks) |
| Why stop at Mars? Jupiter has much more gravity, so would increase the overall effectiveness of the drop part of the Ninja Drop Bears. All we have to do is breed steel eucalyptus trees. |
We'd need much more that steel for those trees. Jupiter also doesn't have a ground. It is a gas giant, emphasis on gas. besides, Mars is closer. Now... we could set up a base on Europa and transform Jupiter into a small star using the power of a giant black monolith.
If we had VERY VERY TALL trees, they would go all the way through Jupiter, and we could move there successfully (barring the incredible gravity, corrosive atmosphere, terrible sandstorms and lack of food and water. But I'm sure we'll sort those out when we get there.)
Just a note to say that this is not the longest thread on Dumpshock just yet. McMackie's NSRCG thread still has quite a lead. 
Roughly 140 posts isn't much of a lead. However if you are going outside this forum there are some MASSIVE threads in the Welcome to the Shadows forum. Threads that are still actively growing.
A quick search reveals that no post in Welcome to the Shadows contains the term "drop bear" or "drop bears." As a result, they don't count.
I am not pleased.
I am not pleased.
All right, we need a drop bear conspiracy game over there RIGHT NOW!
Well, soon anyway.
Well, sometime would be nice, you know. Whenever.
<<Shrug>>
Well, soon anyway.
Well, sometime would be nice, you know. Whenever.
<<Shrug>>
Oh my gosh... That would be hilarious.
At least have the drop bears make an appearance in any of the current games over there... *hint* *hint*
At least have the drop bears make an appearance in any of the current games over there... *hint* *hint*
| QUOTE (nezumi) |
| Also, I think Jray would lose his support without Chinese food, and our organization would crumble. |
I'll second that. *hint FREAKING HINT JRAY!*
PBTHHHHT: I've started a ED campaing in there, I'll be sure to throw one in once my one player hits a jungle. Just to weird him out.
Man! I have got to go to Utah and lay a beat down on the Chinese restaurants there. None of them are getting the delivery right! I have sent food out to you twice now.
Time for the upper midwest nordic immigrant drop bear lutefisk brigade to whup a little Utah @$$.
Time for the upper midwest nordic immigrant drop bear lutefisk brigade to whup a little Utah @$$.
You can get help by us, the german chapter. We can send you a platoon of German Albino Ninja Drop Bears to support your troops in this rightful expedition.
Righteous retribution from the Drop Bear Army! Solidarity!
Sorry, I can't add my platoon to the righteous expedition. I recently got in a shipment of eucalyptus leaves, and I haven't been able to get their attention for the past week.
In a week they're run out, and I can join the crusade...but until then I'm kinda stuck, sorry.
In a week they're run out, and I can join the crusade...but until then I'm kinda stuck, sorry.
I shall send all of my Drop Bears who are not digging up undead 80's cartoon monsters. I wish I could spare more, but D-Com-Pose is integral to our plan. His ability to turn anyone he touches into a giant zombie is necessary to create giant zombie drop bears.
Oh, well sure. Yeah. I understand. Eucalyptis leaves and big-ass zombies take precedence. I'm cool with that.
The more diverse our Drop Bear Army is, the better. Giant Zombie Ninja Ghoul Drop Bears are a welcome addition to our forces. ... As long as they stay away from my home country.
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
| I shall send all of my Drop Bears who are not digging up undead 80's cartoon monsters. I wish I could spare more, but D-Com-Pose is integral to our plan. His ability to turn anyone he touches into a giant zombie is necessary to create giant zombie drop bears. |
I shall dig up the Inhumanoids!
The contingent of Commando Ninja Drop Bear Clerics and Prophets from the Temple in Cal Free are ready to march in the righteous Utah chinese restaurant beat down expedition. Might take us a few weeks to get there. Half of them are still trying to figure out how to plant eucalyptus on Europa, and the other half are watching the new Danger Mouse DVD set.
Drop Bear Clerics? That's a dangerous path to walk, brother. History showed that sooner or later a faith/ chruch split up and i don't want our Drop Bear forces to turn against their masters (=us) becuase of some famous Drop Bear Clerics who confused them with false ideas and heresy. So better take care of the Clerics and rely on Commando Ninja Drop Bears only?
| QUOTE (Grinder) |
| Drop Bear Clerics? That's a dangerous path to walk, brother. History showed that sooner or later a faith/ chruch split up and i don't want our Drop Bear forces to turn against their masters (=us) becuase of some famous Drop Bear Clerics who confused them with false ideas and heresy. So better take care of the Clerics and rely on Commando Ninja Drop Bears only? |
Oh but the Clerics show the most dedication to the Drop Bear cause. They're beyond borderline fanatical, and have ventured into true zealot territory. I think it’s something in the beer.
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
| I shall send all of my Drop Bears who are not digging up undead 80's cartoon monsters. I wish I could spare more, but D-Com-Pose is integral to our plan. His ability to turn anyone he touches into a giant zombie is necessary to create giant zombie drop bears. |
Heh, oh geez. I missed the hint and just instantly thought of the inhumanoids when you said 80's cartoons. I think when you said d'compose, it just subconsiously made me think of the inhumanoids. Man, that was an interesting cartoon for kids. I just thought when you said undead, well, all the 80's cartoon characters are undead at this point.
Carry on with the digging!
| QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks) | ||
Oh but the Clerics show the most dedication to the Drop Bear cause. They're beyond borderline fanatical, and have ventured into true zealot territory. I think it’s something in the beer. |
Drop Bear Grammaton Clerics, that's what we need.
That's what EVERYONE needs, because people are just too damn violent to other people.
| QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks) |
| Oh but the Clerics show the most dedication to the Drop Bear cause. They're beyond borderline fanatical, and have ventured into true zealot territory. I think it’s something in the beer. |
See, we found their weakness: they need a steady supply of Drop Beer! A lot of devoted Drop Bear troops can be endangered when the Drop Beer is delivered (via airplane and then dropped) and all that for some Drop Bear Clerics? Nah, i'm not fine with that. What if the enemies of our Drop Bear religion somehow find this weakness and poison the beer?
| QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Oct 13 2005, 04:00 PM) | ||||
Drop Bear Grammaton Clerics, that's what we need. |
Eeeek! I'm afraid to ask what style they practice... Drop-fu?
edit: The movie wasn't too bad. I thought it was kinda silly at times, but still, a fun action movie.
JJ: Stiiiilllllll waiting..... noooooo chinese..... nooooo Drop Bear Liberation Army. Only albino I see is my boss........ nooooooo undead legions....... (probaly have a hard time in religio-centro Utah anyways though).Try Drop Pandas. Probaly work better at delivering Panda Express anyways. And thanks for the noble effort guys. I thikn the legions got distracted at the landing in California. They have Eucalptus tress there too. This is why we send scouts first generally.
*Launches drop bear paratroopers with a giant slingshot make from a y-shaped Eucalptus tree and rubber surgical tubing*
Unity Drop Brothers! Viva le Revolution!
Unity Drop Brothers! Viva le Revolution!
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) | ||||||
Eeeek! I'm afraid to ask what style they practice... Drop-fu? edit: The movie wasn't too bad. I thought it was kinda silly at times, but still, a fun action movie. |
You have a point. But I'm not going to be the one to try to take the beer from the Drop Bears. I may be crazy, but... well ok I'm crazy, but I'm still not gonna attempt it.
We seem to have/need plenty of beer. I feel we are however lacking entertainment(beyond this thread).
I have recently taken into my stable of bands. The fabulous DROP BEAR LOVE!!!!! We shall have a new front in our battle for world domination. First I intend to send them on one of those Pop Idol type shows, to kill Simon Cowell... Then its Brittany after that and.. and...(falls over frothing)
I have recently taken into my stable of bands. The fabulous DROP BEAR LOVE!!!!! We shall have a new front in our battle for world domination. First I intend to send them on one of those Pop Idol type shows, to kill Simon Cowell... Then its Brittany after that and.. and...(falls over frothing)
Oh, dear.
It would appear that this thread has claimed another victim.
Poor Ophis is showing signs of sanity....
--Foreigner
It would appear that this thread has claimed another victim.
Poor Ophis is showing signs of sanity....
--Foreigner
at least he has some admirable goals. It's good to have goals, even ones resulting in homicide. Gives ya' somethin' ta aim for and all that. Pun intended.
Any thoughts on what style of music they should play? What bands should they sound like?
They will definatly do do a version of our anthem though.
They will definatly do do a version of our anthem though.
ska
Polka.
Oh! Punk! That way they can have a mosh pit where they jump up and drop on each other.
Oh! Punk! That way they can have a mosh pit where they jump up and drop on each other.
Hardcore - for the unity and the heavy moshpits.
They would have to be an Oompa band, of course! 
Favorite Drop Bear band:
They Might Be Drop Bears.
They Might Be Drop Bears.
BTW, just had to add - I put my runners through a sewer run (clean out areas that have been claiming sewer workers) and there was some escaped zoo animals down there. While they were checking out the local zoo I listed off a LOOONG list of missing animals (damn PETA!) and Drop Bears was prominent among them...
I didn't think They would go into sewers, tho - trees, yes...sewers no.
I didn't think They would go into sewers, tho - trees, yes...sewers no.
The runners probably don't expect Drop Bear attacks in the sewers, so take them by surprise. If alligators can live in sewers (in NYC), Drop Bears can too.
A drop bear dropped on me in my shower once. After sustaining massive brain tissue loss, I managed to flush it down a toilet . I guess that's how they could end up in the sewers. It also explains my current intelligence.
Consider yourself lucky to survive an attack by this creatures.
My kid had a pet drop bear. He got it when it was just a cub (or a kitten or a foal, or whatever baby drop bears are). It doubled in size within a year and it didn't fit in the little 10-gallon aquarium we had bought. The cheap, plastic trees kept collapsing under its weight, too. We didn't complain much when the damn next door neighbors disappeared or my wife's cat, but when it ate Pebbles... Well, that was the last straw. I figured I couldn't put the sweet thing down. I mean it was just too cute. So we flushed it on down, hoping it would have better luck there...
Fortune mentioned the idea of Full-Body Camouflag Condoms.... Do they help versus Drop Bears?
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