You don't worry about spontaneus attacks of Faceless Ninja Drop Bears? That can happen all the time, man. They're gonna hit you when expect it the least.

After all, nobody expects the Faceless Ninja Drop Bears!

......... ummm, wow. I've been gone for a few months, and this is still going. This is both frightening and comforting.

YES!!! Be frightened, mortal!

Join us and convert! You'll never be frightened, we promise.

And you'll get your own Drop Bear Laucher for free.

it almost died a few times, but we regenerated it. Nice ta' have you back Mortax!

The Drop Bear conspiracy will never die!!

It just doesn't tap it's sleeper agents constantly.

some of us are commited to the cause.

The truth must be told!

uhhh... what the hell were we talking about again?

Shhh... don't reveal too much about the Drop Bear Conspiracy.

Don't joke around with Drop Bear Prime, the Master of Ninja Drop Bear Attacks.

who was joking?

Oh, thought you had? "You're my hero" and that. But when it was meant honest, i'm fine. And Drop Bear Prime too. Lucky you.

nah, I'm all for him. He represents all that his thread stands for. All that is good and droppy in the world (well, even and blood sucking and droppy anyways.) Really, Drop Bears should be in a disc world novel somewhere.

We just have to convert Terry Pratchett. Shouldn't be so difficult: just launch an attack of Faceless Ninja Drop Bears to his english mansion and kidnap his wife.

I don't think even Drop Bear ninja's of death would chance an encounter with the luggage. Let's be honest now. I so want to have something like that for a homonculi for the drop-carebear-of-death-ninja-magicians-way-shaman. Didn't AH write something to that effect up once?

BTW, so nice to see another Terry Pratchet fan. You made my day Grinder. 2 karma for you *Disclaimer:not redeemable or available for resale*

I don't think, that it would take the use of force to convince Mr. Pratchett of our cause. I read much stranger things in his novels. ^^

@fistandantilus3.0: Is here anyone who isn't a Pratchett-fan???

Thanks for the Karma.

Maybe the luggage can defeat some Drop Bears, but then we have to infect another luggage with HMMV and create a Drop Bear Luggage. Fight fire with fire, after all.

I don't think sentient wood can get infected. Doesn't really have blood after all. Maybe if it got bit by one of those devil tress in S.A...... then the drop bears would have a whole new ally, and a place to hide. scary.

Where did you think we got the idea for a Ninja-drop-bear launcher in the first place?

Oh, damn.

Sometimes i'm slooooow.

Another victim... Fear them, fear the Drop Bears!

If you think HMHVV Koalas are scary, imagine what an Infected Juggernaut could do.
And I'll say this much: They are a wee bit big to drop from trees.
Why not put parachutes on Drop Juggernauts and drop them on buildings you don't like?

Forget the parachutes, just thor shot them.

And heck, with a Luggage Drop Bear Launcher, you close the lid, and open it up again and it's reloaded! Infinite drop bears!

....AAAAGH!

Endless Stream Of Godless Drop Bears - that was my initial thought.

Double Post, Shucks

*ALERT* Ok folks, news flash for all you out there. The drop bears are NOT the worst of your worries. Pg. 100 - SoA - reference to HMHVV infected PANDA! THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER! That's right, the writers have been listening and watching us here. They realize the true threat! Threats 3 will feature HMHVV infected bears! the Immortal elf-fraggle conspiracy grows!

They doubeted us , but when they see first a big scary HMHVV infected panda, then a grizzly, then a KODIAK, they'll be all "Oh no! We were wrong! we doubted those crazy bastards over there on the drop bear thread! We called them crazy bastards! But they were right! We should apologize and send them lots of money!" But by then, it'll be to late, 'cause they'll have been eaten by the frickin' HMHVV infected piasma. And from there.... the world.....

The drop bears are out there my friends, and they are soon to be the LEAST of our worries. You have been warned *ALERT*

(this has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the CDBCAAOCURUPCA {Commite for Crop Bear Awareness Agency Of Concerned Upright Uptight Citizanry Anonnymous]. Thank you for your attention and donations.)

Edit: double post

At least Pandas won't drop onto your head. And they're not able to stare you to insanity like a Drop Bear can with their ugly & dumb faces can.

yeah, but they'rea hell of a lot bigger. They got the whole 'cuddly' thing goin'. They lure you in! Don't you see!?!?!

Don't forget about mist form panda attacks. They can drop if they want to, oh yes, they can drop.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! They made me double post! It is starting already. Get me my tinfoil hat!

Edit: Sorry, dp

Okay guys. We have to do something about that panda thing. Use your drop bear launchers. Maximum firepower. Show no mercy to those corpse paint wearing bastards. Aren't they nearly extincted? Well, let's help them over the threshold....

Corpse paint? Ah, i see. Someone's here who knows good music

That will become a legendary fight: Cyber Ninja Drop Bears vs. Mist Form Drop Pandas.
Oh well, i want "Running Wild".

Yes, I know good music (by your definition), but I do not listen to it.^^ I hate panda-style.

I'm not too deeply into panda-style bands, but some are really good.

Drop pandas, huh? For some reason this makes me think of Brent in PVP.

What about drop opossums?
They make runners "Play opossum"!

......wow.

I think that one killed a few kittens.

Keep up the good work.