Lazy Whining Alert!

If I add a sig now, then I have to retroactively go back to all of my PBP IC posts and edit the box to "Sig Off." The time taken for that will allow the samurai roo's to infiltrate my compound.

Um, what?

Please tell me where a "Replies" header is for those who don't have mod control?

*gnashes teeth*

[edit] Never mind, I found it. *screams in agony* Well at least I was insane enough to do it by hand...

*gnaws on Fortune's ankle while drop bears attack from the sky*

*ROFLMAO*

Oh, oh my. And he admitted to it.

That is priceless.

-Siege

I feel obliged to point out that, as a native Aussie, I have an inate immunity to Drop Bear attacks of all kinds.

Darn right. This last obscenity has pushed me over the edge...

*foams at the mouth*

That nagging can happen . I know I wake up late at night with some thought nagging at me, scratching at my brain saying "I should have done that. NO, I should have said this!" Then my wife usually hits me (pretty hard too) and I forget it all and fall back asleep. Which, really is the only way she ever says anything funny on this thread. Steals my lines. REally! (gonna wake up dead soon I know it)

But good job Doc. Your level of dediction, I think, should earn you the rank of Zeaolot. 'Cause really, that's just scary. A good scary, but scary.

Grinder: We rock!

Valantene, nice to see a new "face". Impressed that you took the whole thread at one go (and survived). Kudos to you.

Sorry for the delay in the response. Been away for a while. So happy to see us on page 41.

Or page 11 for those hardcore Dumpshockers!

Yay! *runs around the room to Chariots of Fire*

First one to 150 wins the title of HighBulp!

Damn right. I used to be married to one, but we broke up after our third 2nd anniversary.

unless that involves time travel in some way, I want you to explain that in excruciating detail because it didn't make much sense.

Besides, I sense a long tale of hilarity behind that sentence...Speech! Speech!

*sits down after getting his Drop Bears to chant "REECH! REECH!" behind him*

I won, i won!

What? You thought there was only one HighBulp? There is more than one community of Gully Dwarves, you know, each with it's own version of a HighBulp.

Um ... Gully Dwarves are infamous for not being able to count higher than two. Therefore, to them, any number or amount that is not 'one' is considered to be 'two'.

in conclusion.... there are two highbulps. Grinder can be the Great Basher I suppose.

Fortune: so nice to have someone that doesn't just look at me strangely when I mention stuff like that. Gonna have to force my wife to read about Gully Dwarves one of these days. In fact, you all should as a homework assignment. Rat soup for the Soul and all that.

Mortax: Haven't you figured it out by now!? Drop Bears have HMHVV, there fore regenerate (ignore the fact that not everything w/ HMHVV regenerates). Therefore this thread cannot die. It can only grow and twist and mutate to become the happy shiny cult-to-be you see forming before you.

You mean she hasn't!

Tell her that I said to get cracking on it right away!

Now wait a sec...if they can't count above two, then why did they celebrate a THIRD 2nd anniversary? Huh? Huh?

*watches Fortune's head explode*

As fistandantilus3.0 said, it is not I that is restricted in my counting ability. I am perfectly capable of counting the number of 2nd anniversaries we celebrated.

Hehe. My group managed to get out of the Arc through the sewage outflow, so I'm swiftly taking them to Brainscan. I have threatened Drop Bears on them on many an occasion tho...and as soon as I deem them sufficiently desensitized to the threat I shall drop down upon them with the wrath of furry goodness!

That would be drop bears, you sickos.

....

*THUMP* AAGH!

Dripped with human blood.

Fortunately we have some of those left from world war I. I just knew they would be good for something.

Bah...when you've read the entire thread thru 13 times, then you'll be a true drop bear thread reader.

Of course, you might have to do some blood sacrifices to survive...

Ah, a true believer.