Only natural weapons are allowed during a Drop Test. a True Believer of theDBC would know that and don't ask such a heretical question!

Actually, I was asking because I was wanting to limit damage to the building I would be dropping from. You know, so I can potentially drop from it in the future.

Okay, natural weapons only? Any limits on crater size?

I suspect this one may have difficulty with the Sacrament of the Plunge, such actions are difficult in free fall and the landing on such prey may prove less than satisfying.

I have so much to learn *shock and awe*

Possibly you should read the whole thread again, probationary novice Samaels Ghost. You will find that to be enlightening.

I just did.

Unfortunately, I had to redo it. At that height, I mistook a UCAS troop carrier for a tourist bus. Say, want a few weapons or some armor? I've got plenty left over...

Hm, interesting. Hallucinations. Possibly someone treatet her with drugs. Does any of the R&D novices have something to confess? Anyone? No?

I thought we inform her by throwing her from a skyscraper? At least that was the way we did it last time...

Exactly.

Or, maybe I'm just having a bit of fun at your expense.

Oh, say, do you guys mind having everyone suddenly associate you with the Universal Brotherhood? I've got this juicy faked news story I would like to sell...

Well, their grip to world power was actually a good try. Some flaws in execution, though...

We play a much deeper game than they.

Absolutely.

Good work LilithTaveril! The Universal Brotherhood / insect shaman cover story is a good one. Nobody will suspect the truth. It will enable our Drop Forces to easily sneak through magical checkpoints looking for insects and present an even more dangerous threat than before. In addition when the pesky so-called authorities come into our compounds their insecticide weapons will be useless against our righteous HMHVV might. We will triumph over them with little fear of losing even one holy Drop Bear. Good work indeed. We should give you some kind of award for thinking up such a devious plan for us. How about a nice cold Drop Beer...

...with some fresh eucalyptus leaves.

I couldn't help but toss a little reference to this thread into my latest item on Heavy Angel. Here's the link.

Fellow elders, I hereby propose to award HullBreach with some title for his work to promote our cause....

How about Quartermaster?


That can is awesome BTW.

How's this for the ad campaign?

LOL that reminds me of a joke T-shirt I saw in a shadowrun humor post once:

"I went to Chicago and all I got were these Antennae"

Honored brethren of the Conspiracy, I prostrate myself before you. I come here today to beg a boon of you: in the name of those noble marsupials whom you serve, I seek to become a member of your glorious society. Although I am but a lowly neophyte, callow and unlearned in your ways, I say to you now that my spirit is willing and my loyalty unswerving. I beseech you, oh brethren, to grant my humble request.

ummmm yeah. Read the thread a few times, drink some Drop Beer, read the thread a few more times, eat some eucalyptus, read the thread a few more times, burn some eucalyptus candles then read the thread a few more times.

That or make sense of LilithTaveril's post for Grinder.

I'm underage. Could I drink some Drop Root Beer instead?

Drops LilithTaveril down an elevator shaft.

Um... darn I've been gone awhile do we drop them off of buildings as in the outside or just anywhere would work. Maybe a shove down some stairs to see how they hanle alot of small drops.

Rereads thread.

What's the status of our novices Angelone and FanGirl? Did you read the whole thread twice?

Did the Drop Test with LilithTaveril happen?

Fourth time through, the pain behind my eyes has finally subsided. That has been replaced by a pain on my forehead as I fell over at one point hitting my head on my nightstand.

EDIT- Still waiting for that fragging armored parasol btw, and for taking this long the thing had better be dikoted, not an ally spirit though, spirits are fickle and treacherous things.

Er...I hereby formally deny that any humanoid member of the Drop Bear Conspiracy sustains him- or herself by the consumption of blood or other body fluids.

Drop on my brothers. Drop on.

Hey, nice to see that you're back

I can finally get on again, but my new job isn't as understanding as the last. So it's touch and go. Nice to be back though.

Posted on July 24, 2004 by Kagetenshi the false prophet. In his Wee bit o fiction thread.

Angelone. That is privileged information. On another note, congratulations on your forth read of the blessed scriptures.


Witness. Ahhhh yes the old stay in the antechamber test. With two months practice, I believe you ready to experience the full exaltation of the Drop test. First, seek out a suitable high perch from which to launch yourself into the glorious Holy Drop. Then wait ever so patiently till a suitable target, such as one of those wretched dissolute fraggles, presents itself to you. During this time it is advised to reflect the true nature of The Drop. Also, you can sustain yourself on delicious eucalyptus leaves and various eucalyptus snacks while sitting at your post. Burning sacred eucalyptus candles will also help you to connect to the inner Drop.

Let us know how it goes.

Go wait in a tree. Gotcha.

*wanders off*

also... you can pee. enjoy

*zzipp*
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"Hey! Watch that!" *sigh* "Another Pith helmet ruined" Wanders off.

My apologies most revered PlainWhiteSocks I was delving into the archives and found that tidbit. I shall be more discreet in the future.

Delving is excellent Angelone. Proper research can lead to better equipped groups of magnificent Ninja Drop Bear Commandos. Keep up the good work, and you may get the title of Cloistered Drop Bear some day.

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