I've had the same. More frequently though after I designed my house that runs off of poop.

4176: In the case that I conclusively and completely take over an installation of any kind, I am not to invite my runner friends over to fix it up under the guise of throwing a "housewarming" party.

I had a friend who did that once...

Hopefully they don't do it anymore. My previous boss, according to his contractor friends, did it often (though not housewarming). Then again, he showed more than a few signs of ASPD.

Just taking over a single installation? Cute.

Napoleon said, "The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means." And, what can I say? I like the colour red.

I only need one. It's not like a need a winter and summer fort. And it's not so much taking over as squatting. Or enacting Adverse Possession.

4177: I'm not allowed to use an elf to traverse a zipline. Even though his hip and legs could have totally taken my weight.

4178: I am not Electric Jesus.

And, ladies and gentlemen (And I use those terms loosely), we found something that can torture even me!

4179: I will not handle the demolitions roll without the appropriate skill, high edge, or both.

You really wanna say that out loud? This is Dumpshock, you know.

Electric Jesus? O.o

Elf crotch zip line. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad rope burn.

4180: Never again am I allowed to make a hermaphrodite (natural or post-op) with the runner name "Ladies and Gentlemen." Due to giggle fits every time they had to address my character we'll never be getting those hours back.

Glad to be of service

4180b: "Who?", "Nobody" and "Guess!" are also off-limits.

4180c. As are "Who's There?", "What", and "I Don't Know."

4180d. As is "Pat".

4181: My horse shaman can't have an ally spirit named "Fluttershy".

*deeply inhales* "_Yay!"

At least you didn't have to play Dragonstorm (that RPG that's a card game that's an RPG) where you got transported to Ponyville for "screwing with the forces of magic too much" and seriously considering the idea of "turning into a dragon (or werewolf, though 3 of the 4 players were dragons) and setting fire to the place and eating all of the inhabitants" and abandoning that notion when upon becoming a dragon the ENTIRE VILLIAGE goes "OOoooooh! A DRAGON!" and tries to get autographs.

*snickers*
wonder if one could make a sonic rain boom in SR somehow . . probably . . because:"shadowrun is magic!"

Physical Elemental spell with Sonic and Light?

Or simple 2 sense illusion sound and light.

But I want to hurt people with rainbows!

Well, technically, it would hurt HMHVV Stuff i guess . .

SR Arsenal Updated with the Care Bear Stare

Philosophical question: Which is worse: Care Bears or Drop Bears?

Depends upon what you mean by "Worse."
Personally I would vote Care Bears, as they are only good for target practice.

Now I'm getting an idea for a flaming gay magician...

I'm going the Special Hell, I swear it!

Most people don't consider the Special Hell an objective, CanRay.

No, but it's not the destination, it's the journey.

4182: I'm not allowed to say, "It's not the destination, it's the journey" to someone being dragged behind a vehicle. It's just bad taste.

4183: Ditto with, "It's not the fall that kills you."

I love when one "defaults" to another skill for intimidation. Electronics B/R is one of my favorites.

Oh I've been working on it for a while. Have I told you about the Mind Fuck Mage?

Electronics to get through the maglock, and getting a vat-cloned horses head?OK, I really, really read that wrong, and shouldn't say what I originally thought it said.

Even Dumpshock has standards.

... No. No, you have not.

4184: I am not to make the Skull-Slot Magician as a character. Even Bubba the Love Troll is scared of the Skull-Slot Magician.

Mind Fuck Mage casts Alter Memory. On the party. After every run. Rewriting the details. And turning it into an acid trip.

I know only one person who'd even be capable of running the game the mind fuck mage is a part of.

Only one.

And he's been recruited into the secret service, never to be seen again.

One of my groups (I was actually a player for once in this one) fought a group of circus performers (2 elves, 2 humans and an Ork, I believe. Don't remember the genders) who used a few fun tricks. They could all climb buildings rather well (and one got shot with an incindiary arrow right off the bat), and in closer range, a bubble spell kept us from causing too much trouble (I think it was a manipulation, because we only suffered penalties, no damage that I remember. But, it could have been an illusion, too.) That particular guy evaded a few bursts from an assault rifle, too.

How would you... ? Why would you... ?

Evil.

I don't know. Do you know how much people usually pay for an acid trip? They're getting it, and paid, for free essentially!

The horrible thing is that, if I was using such a character, I wouldn't need a regular team. Just a knowledge of where to find skilled people. Suddenly, they remember agreeing to work with me on a job. And then it's over, and it was all a bad dream, and nobody knows WHAT the bartender put in those drinks...

EDIT: I believe I have finally solved the mystery of "I went to the bar, and next thing I know, it's a month later, I'm in Salt Lake City, wearing clothes I've never seen, with ten grand in the pocket."

"And why does my hoop hurt?"

Heh.

While that's certainly a possibility, the idea is to confuse the crap out of the players.
"OH DEAR GOD, WHY IS A DRAGON FOLLOWING US!?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT THROW THIS MARSHMALLOW AT IT, THEY SEEM TO EXPLODE! WHY ARE WE STEALING A FRUITCAKE!?"

I don't care how bad, I'm intrigued. Who's that?

Bubba? You don't know who Bubba the Love Troll is?

You do not mess with the Care Bear



Se the link in my sig for other nasty little critters.

Please bear with me while I go build a Carebear Pornomancer.

Oh, I know him. I know him all too well.... *gooey*

Who's the Skull bloke?

You mean you still pay them? Then what's the point?

Kind of what I was thinking too, Canray...